Will You Press The Button?

Mystical Pig9 years ago

New rule: No alcoholics allowed to create scenarios

Coaster7 years ago

Use hand sanitizer. It contains alcohol, and when you use it a little bit odlf that alcohol is absorbed by your skin into your bloodstream. Now you are under the influence of alcohol. Have fun.

cloverofficial2 years ago

Plus I’ll stay clean!

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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago

Shut up

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Honestly just make a name up9 years ago

Doesn't say how influenced it could be just a shot every few hours or so

Min Yeon-ah9 years ago

Easy. Control your fucking drinking

ththomas94 years ago

Sounds perfect

Alex Shirley12 years ago

I don't know what he's drinking, but I don't think it's pumpkin juice...

reaper_time2die3 years ago

Is that from the 10th kingdom?

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allysen0sky8 years ago

I'll just be drunk all the time

Jessirain8 years ago

Same😂

Willyou?9 years ago

So if I'm high I'm normal?!?!

MrMinecraft12109 years ago

Drinking wine evry day!Qfkdvindkmksfmdkgnfvfkvmfvmlgdkffndkfkfknrkgrkgnkrgknogddigr

8-Bit Half-Wit9 years ago

Not a beer person.

moon678 years ago

It doesn't have to be beer just something w/ alcohol

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago

My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Doomguy9 years ago

Well I'm 20 turning 21 in 3 days and have been stockpiling money for alcohol so I guess I'm good for a while for me to stockpile money adlnd get more

virusmakr77889 years ago

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GarrettJones7 years ago

Just wish for what you don't want to happen and what u do want to happen will come true lol

gabrielfrag9 years ago

For ever drunk problem solved

Twiddle Twist9 years ago

This question was rather pointless to me, since I don't even drink.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Welp. Ur a cripple.

XXXbig dickXXX9 years ago

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XXXbig dickXXX9 years ago

I did it

Willyou?9 years ago

So if I'm hit him normal?!?!?!

Cassie_10189 years ago

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TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

*holds up my index and middle fingers as reverse peace-signs in a british swearing slang* I found 2.

barsolo9 years ago

I dont drink.

RosezeUltraWolf9 years ago

Just be a drunk

JoelHelin9 years ago

be drunk all the time

Lonely4ever7 years ago

Does it give you parkour skills in Minecraft?

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Phoenixianking9 years ago

So I'm kinda like qrow from ruby

doomoocv9 years ago

I don't even drink Error 505: Upside not found

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Jontron

cupcakey neko9 years ago

Good I'm not a alcoholic

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

and now youre a cripple.

sakura__9 years ago

just drink all the time is there even a downside

cammelspit9 years ago

Bring on the BOOZE!

Did-i-Say-yes9 years ago

effectively the demoman from TF2

False Identity9 years ago

And thus begins my thousand year reign and stoppin..uh..and i'd be shaggin' ur wife and uh...zzzz

Cabbosse9 years ago

Why not I would walk arundel with alcohol in a camelback bur church would steal it and I would fall cause I'm a cripple at least that's what doc says it is

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

i think u r already drink

RedShirt0479 years ago

That sounds like an amazing superpower. No one would ever suspect a cripple of being the DRUNK AVENGER!

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

hahaha

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VinnyGalaxy9 years ago

Since i'm drunk 99% of the time...WELP I SEE NO FOKIN DOWNSIDE!! :^)

Stetson9 years ago

Get off your fantasy and just do it

changerfett9 years ago

so...? always be drunk?

Jessirain8 years ago

Yes

swampy1539 years ago

i will have what hes having

aliniker809 years ago

Its easy stop drinking

Helpless10 years ago

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xLOSTxDARKLORD710 years ago

I wish it was the other way around where if I was sober I could do parkour and karate and all that while if I was drunk I'd be crippled. I don't drink alcohol so thats why. Lol

Bdog3110 years ago

Damn, world's greatest cover for a hero! Also, it only says "under the influence" which means any amount of alcohol, including the minor amount you find in medicines. As long as it's in your system, you're a pro!

JoshBurford7 years ago

im already a cripple. so

ElectricBeat10 years ago

Imagine, youre sitting at a bar, tasking your 5th shot when all of a sudden you hop over the barstand and use your martial arts skills to punch a hole in the wall