Will You Press The Button?

I'mAnAsshole 11 years ago

Only my happiness matters to me, everyone else can go fuck themselves. Not worth it.

RapeNetanyahu 11 months ago

THE HAPPINESS OF ONE MATTERS TO ME...... #HELP

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TeamKobus2 10 years ago

I will go down in history as the man who made the world smile.

mememan69 10 years ago

what if seeing other people happy makes you happy?

BladeMasterLegend 8 years ago

I feel like I already pressed this button a while ago and it did really come true.

Devin Berte 13 years ago

I already do this... It's not worth it. I'd stop if I were able to, but I just don't have it in me...

Maio 3 years ago

Hey.. you sound like .. a homo sexual

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Murderouspikachu 8 years ago

Id rather i be happy, and not suicidal

ChancePhipps 9 years ago

Ill be glad not happy

Senderles 10 years ago

Sounds like Robin Williams. Rest in peace.

SPACEJUMPER 9000 10 years ago

So basically My life but Making people happy instead of kicking them in the nuts?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You can still kick them. Who’s stopping you?

Alex Gulakiw 13 years ago

what if i'm around myself

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

You'd still be unhappy. You cannot be around yourself because you are yourself.

Rachel Gonzalez 13 years ago

idgaf...i do this daily so what diff does it make

Reece Basehore 13 years ago

That's already with me

Hannah Jane Davidson 13 years ago

Basically my life already

Karlayzan last year

Like itachi

TheGrimmMaster 11 years ago

Pa k kieres saber eso jaja saludos

EmilioC 11 years ago

yo k se no soy 100tyfiko

darkfoxyyyyy 9 years ago

T o o l a t e

shredlord 11 years ago

Sounds like my life already, sweet

UnRandomEst 10 years ago

Wouldn't this turn you into a drug?

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

My life in a nutshell

transegg 6 years ago

im not happy anyway, no downside

M.C Mikey 11 years ago

Basically my life in a nutshell... *sigh*

Sarah19 8 years ago

Not worth it people who did fuck u.

Mason Ross 11 years ago

It is better to have other people happy then yourself.

Thebutton23 9 years ago

Loophole: it says everyone around you and everyone includes you

Vivian Liew 13 years ago

Let's see, hundreds of people guaranteed to be happy while only one isn't versus none of them is sure to be happy? I'm gonna press the button. Sides, never happy doesn't have to mean never content - you aren't sad, but you aren't happy either.

commandopando 11 years ago

I'm never happy anyway so nothing changes except everyone else is happy

thecoolfirepro 9 months ago

fuck others they the reason i aint happy so i aint doing this shit again

Benbus 11 years ago

Already am unhappy

tarekthebeast 12 years ago

*breaks phone screen*

_BillCipher_ 10 years ago

This is literally my life

calculator_sin 4 years ago

so nothing happens ok

XCookieProX 11 years ago

ill just go get some mountain dew and doritos and play fallour 4, that wasnt made to make you happy it was made for you to get addicted

admiralbolt 9 years ago

already the case

utrarafat 10 years ago

19318 ppl are egoists

LampBit 6 years ago

Sounds like I do this already

A N G E L 11 years ago

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Gabor 8 years ago

If i make everybody happy around me, i am in the around...sooo... I am happy too...

AbbyBlue 11 years ago

There is alredy people in the comments beeing joy spreaders. So I don't have to I guess

Drain 9 years ago

This is already me.............I"d end it but my friends are worth it,so never try to end it like that because someone in the world does care about you even if it"s not your family

ninjaboy 10 years ago

but how much happy

Killmeplz 10 years ago

So nothing changes

laoyin4514 last year

我是一个自私的人

Zach73 11 years ago

"FOR MANKIND!!" Pushes button "awwwww"

AF 9 years ago

The 51% who didn't push are selfish!!! Plus, it reminded me of a Dumbledore quote: "Light can be found, even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light." Meaning: even when everything seems bad, it can get better, as long as at least one person is able to see the good.

LauraChristie 8 years ago

No they are not! It would be miserable to never be happy and one should look after oneself before anyone else. It is different to being selfish. It is not their responsibility to make those around them happy. Tut tut.

ImNoahSmith 11 years ago

Im never happy anyway.

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

Depressed SCP-999?

M.C Mikey 11 years ago

I am never happy I do make other people laugh which makes me laugh... I fake my happiness but i have like 3 secret admirers... I know I will have a good life with alot of Charisma

Pandajuice17 9 years ago

Pretty much me right now as is

im Abl Firecracker Re 10 years ago

I'm bypolar so who cares sure y not

Asjfkd 9 years ago

It"s always like this. I don't care anymore about myself. Give until you"re dead

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