Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090last year

bro why the hell would i want to be a vampire anyway? what, they're cool?? no, they're just vitamin-d deprived murderers with a whole bunch of random ass weaknesses

Ben Senpai9 years ago

Sure... go DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN IN SPACE and then and only then will you lose your powers

BuzzyBeetle2162 years ago

nice loophole!

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big BOOM9 years ago

But don't die, right?

Agent_Waffle9 years ago

I don't think so, but you don't sparkle either 😄

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

dont worry. im a sunscreen person. and i teleport and are rich from other buttons. and sam and dean could be an alliance. if they can work with a demon, they can accept a multiskilled vampire

Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago

With all the buttons I have pressed, I would be able to destroy planets, travel through the Galaxy, and become a kind of God.... If we combine them all.

crystaldasylveon10 years ago

I STILL NEED TO BE HUMAN CUZ, NOT MANY PEOPLE PLAY ONLINE GAMES ON NIGHT TIME

TkKerner7 years ago

It doesn't say you can't do things during the daytime it just says no sunlight. Also as a vampire you do not need sleep so you can just stay in your house with the blinds down and play online games during the day and eat people at night (like the douchebag gamers you play against during the day)

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Tim Feldmann12 years ago

at least I only lose my powers and don't sparkle instead.

ZeFrenchTurtle1447 years ago

It says TRY to kill you

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Gracicorn157 years ago

This is literally me except everyone hunts me down and I have powers. Pale introvert here!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

So… literally not you at all.

RageXander8 years ago

i can learn to speak English cuz i am super smart

Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago

With the powers or you are super smart by yourself?

shadowhacked9 years ago

everyone will try to kill you it never said succeed

9wilson9810 years ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

9wilson9810 years ago

stop saying rn

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Tacocat1017 years ago

No, I don't want Sam and Dean after me, so......

JollyJenkins7 years ago

... But, if you don't kill anyone, they won't come after you.

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GalceonGod117 years ago

No who cares about vampires anyway

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

blade. not vulnerable.

pyrite-minimal8 years ago

If people are trying to get me then i can go in the sun and there would be no reason to get me

kircial10 years ago

Hypnosis bitch

Helen Clark12 years ago

live in the artic

no_73 years ago

the sun still goes there

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Rather be a dragon

Pear_Soap7 years ago

#Twilight

MeltingSnowman9 years ago

...no

The Marionette9 years ago

Technically, vampires don't lose their powers in sunlight, they just can't tolerate the sun. And everyone wouldn't try to hunt you down if you don't tell everyone "HEY, I'M A VAMPIRE!!" Besides, with how we portray vampires today, everyone'll think you're ...[Show full comment]

robodood300010 years ago

Fuck you I vampire *kills everyone*

brandonp9 years ago

NO I LOVE FOOD TOO MUCH!!!

Maggie11 years ago

Fine, then I'm like Alucard,who can go out into the sun if he really wanted to.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Why the fuck not?

JoJo_Enjoyerlast year

EVERYONE? Like the whole Earth?

DogeTheDog9 years ago

if they get to you then just go into the sun

DigiDavid10 years ago

Good thing I stay inside all day playing videogames lol

XTheMagmaLionX9 years ago

Im fine i don't really care like you can use ANY power so just turn them to ash or something!

irishdragon510 years ago

Due to the nature of the sentience's grammar, I can avoid all of the downsides not going into the sun. I won't get on any spacecraft heading that way for certain.

Izzy-Moeka9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

DaniellePointer 9 years ago

Exactly, F*** these copy and paste s***

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SUPERWHOLOCK93/410 years ago

I THOUGHT I WOULD SPARKLE?

DeagleTC8 years ago

Dio Brando

KostyaHellstorm5 years ago

urriiiiiiiiiiiii

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

this is what an idea for a story I had was also they won't be able to figure out I am a vampire

HappyApple8 years ago

u can kill the people trying to kill u with ur powers

KodosTehDestroya10 years ago

Sunlight is evil anyway...

Frisk the fallen9 years ago

Ok, the 36% wants to suck blood to stay alive,never go to the beach, and be super pale wtf. ALSO PEOPLE HUNT YOU DOWN WTF O.O

lovey82610 years ago

UPSIDE???

Riothead7 years ago

Nah

Miss_noob10 years ago

skyrim ?

MegaDoge7 years ago

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Nacas9 years ago

It would make a super anime *-*

Taneli148 years ago

Sooo i become a vampire this button has no downside because vampires cant be in the sun and everydody hunts them

Levi11 years ago

Im humanity's strongest. Who cares

Guilherme Romera10 years ago

Não perderei meus poderes. já que só indo para o sol perderei estes.

Light_Yagami9 years ago

It only mean if u go into the sun not See the sun

ProZone7 years ago

Drinking blood is so fucking awful, I’d rather die

AwsomeGirl5124 :D9 years ago

Im a great hider so they cant find me!

Sharkmaster10 years ago

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foxxymcleod9 years ago

No death, no glitter.

SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

So, Become an immortal hunter of humanity that can destroy entire villages in a single day at the consequence of said humans hunting you, and you loosing your power when exposed to the sun. Just be fully clothed. Then no sunlight can hit you, and you keep ...[Show full comment]

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