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All food tastes twice as good to you
but
You're permanently constipated
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Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
But if brussel sprouts taste like a negative 2 per say, -2 x 2 is -4

Yukitai4 years ago
If a food tastes bad, then clearly it was prepared wrong. In other words, cook it right and with the right ingredients, it'll taste good. (I mean, that"s what steak dishes do, use ingredients and prep work that'll make steak taste better. Just do that but with Brussel Sprouts as the base)
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TheNerdyVillager9 years ago
Holy shit, I can't shit!

Yukitai4 years ago
No sh*t Sherlock

QuantumVATS9 years ago
Permanent constipation would eventually kill me soooo nah.

Anonumous7 years ago
Constipation isnt so bad I"ve been constipated before just coz u take a lot of time in the bathroom and make it stink really bad, constipation isnt so bad. :)

Lesley_Zore5 years ago
Yes you can reply to yourself.
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DeTixConnor8 years ago
The only problem with that is if you keep your constipation for too long you'll die... So it"s basically saying everything will taste twice as good to you but you'll have horrible pain for a long time in your bowel areas and you will also eventually die... That"s the actual dilemma.

LCrayon8 years ago
So only my taste buds change??

Shay Lee12 years ago
WAIT DOESN'T THAT MAKE SHIT TASTE AWESOME THEN

yuyuyuyuyuy3 years ago
mãe puta
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Teagan Stewart12 years ago
at least the prune juice would taste better...

Shadow19 years ago
No it said twice as good it will still be nasty

wadawoo43415 years ago
I guess I can't get my shit together

Cutykitty8 years ago
I all ready have 2x twice of the taste buds soooo what’s the point of pressing the stupid button

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
Having 2x taste buds doesnt necessarily mean it tastes twice as better.

crazymad1210 years ago
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TheWolf278 years ago
This is basically a metaphor

ALWAYS DOWNSIDES11 years ago
YEAH

Gh0st_bOilast year
buy everything for my "family" and use it

theonionmints9 years ago
Constipation tables...duh

Captain_Deadpool7 years ago
Oh so you mean normal life but better fuck yeah I press that button!!!

Fat Greta10 years ago
Food is already my bae, why would I want to be constipated and eat toilet?

Tman10510 years ago
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Pokemonblast658 years ago
no downside because Im constipated 23 hours a day because I literally shit bricks

Someoddstuff15 years ago
Being full of shit hurts bad and also you would piss all the time so i dont fucking know

Hhhtthv7 years ago
😲

BranHam10 years ago
No because I know constipation hurts

Spiderp8 years ago
Fuck that shit. wordplay intended.

homestuckTrash10 years ago
as i say "smooth move exlax" because its taaaastey

meatloave2 months ago
A steady supply of state of the art poop-loosener will take care of some of that

PacmanLeafMaster 9 years ago
This one is amazing

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago
Fun fact: constipation causes hemorrhoids. Funner fact: hemorrhoids aren't limited to old people. Funnest fact: hemorrhoids make your ass bleed whenever you shit. And not just a little either. Im talking blood dripping from your anus. Oh yeah, and it hurts like hell. Have fun with your tasty food.

Pandaman_57 years ago
Your picture says it all

Quicksilver9 years ago
Uh... Food already tastes like it should, m9.

JoeBob.12310 years ago
Oh my holy jesus why do people keep spamming that \\\\/

Urmybitch8 years ago
Just sell playboy before u take any actions

Alex Mazella12 years ago
but you can eat on da toilet!!!!!

Grampa9 years ago
Can i eat beans twist good ohh that is nice

broyo20133 years ago
constipation does not feel bad

WulfJakal9 years ago
why not?

PC Mustard Rice10 years ago
im the kind of person that weirdly LIKES being constipated...

C7_Aerospace7 years ago
i hate constipate because i will sit on the toilet for a very very long time :(

LucaArdelean8 years ago
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hellagay10 years ago
I dont like to eat

FattyTheFat9 years ago
Stupid question no!

justmerc7 years ago
The 29% are the lucky few who have forgotten or yet to experience the horrors of acute bowel problems

MLG_Noob99209 years ago
NOPE I DONT WANT TO BE CONSTIPATED

Ananymoos10 years ago
So a dick or tits would taste twice as better?

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
you dont have to eat the thing its the taste liny
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Lilgizzy9 years ago
Well if you hate prune juice it will taste decent so you just drink that duh

StillCisTho3 years ago
Jokes on you, all foods already taste delicious to me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Except for almonds and other kinds of nuts)

Madirishgrl9 years ago
First of all already stuck with constipation for life, second love prunes and prune juice. Oh PLZ work

cool_guy16810 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

jackzmc10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

delliselled7 years ago
Kid: but I don't WANNA GO POTTY!!!!! Mom: have I told you about the man who didnt go potty and ended up underground, never coming back up again?

UnaiGamer9 years ago
Im costipated and i haven`t got any problema so
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