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Goldblaze_SK9 years ago

But if brussel sprouts taste like a negative 2 per say, -2 x 2 is -4

Yukitai4 years ago

If a food tastes bad, then clearly it was prepared wrong. In other words, cook it right and with the right ingredients, it'll taste good. (I mean, that"s what steak dishes do, use ingredients and prep work that'll make steak taste better. Just do that but with Brussel Sprouts as the base)

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TheNerdyVillager9 years ago

Holy shit, I can't shit!

Yukitai4 years ago

No sh*t Sherlock

QuantumVATS9 years ago

Permanent constipation would eventually kill me soooo nah.

Anonumous7 years ago

Constipation isnt so bad I"ve been constipated before just coz u take a lot of time in the bathroom and make it stink really bad, constipation isnt so bad. :)

Lesley_Zore5 years ago

Yes you can reply to yourself.

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DeTixConnor8 years ago

The only problem with that is if you keep your constipation for too long you'll die... So it"s basically saying everything will taste twice as good to you but you'll have horrible pain for a long time in your bowel areas and you will also eventually die... That"s the actual dilemma.

LCrayon8 years ago

So only my taste buds change??

Shay Lee12 years ago

WAIT DOESN'T THAT MAKE SHIT TASTE AWESOME THEN

yuyuyuyuyuy3 years ago

mãe puta

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Teagan Stewart12 years ago

at least the prune juice would taste better...

Hhhtthv7 years ago

😲

BranHam10 years ago

No because I know constipation hurts

homestuckTrash10 years ago

as i say "smooth move exlax" because its taaaastey

Spiderp8 years ago

Fuck that shit. wordplay intended.

meatloave2 months ago

A steady supply of state of the art poop-loosener will take care of some of that

PacmanLeafMaster 9 years ago

This one is amazing

Quicksilver9 years ago

Uh... Food already tastes like it should, m9.

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

Fun fact: constipation causes hemorrhoids. Funner fact: hemorrhoids aren't limited to old people. Funnest fact: hemorrhoids make your ass bleed whenever you shit. And not just a little either. Im talking blood dripping from your anus. Oh yeah, and it hurts like hell. Have fun with your tasty food.

Pandaman_57 years ago

Your picture says it all

Urmybitch8 years ago

Just sell playboy before u take any actions

JoeBob.12310 years ago

Oh my holy jesus why do people keep spamming that \\\\/

Grampa9 years ago

Can i eat beans twist good ohh that is nice

Alex Mazella12 years ago

but you can eat on da toilet!!!!!

broyo20133 years ago

constipation does not feel bad

WulfJakal9 years ago

why not?

C7_Aerospace7 years ago

i hate constipate because i will sit on the toilet for a very very long time :(

PC Mustard Rice10 years ago

im the kind of person that weirdly LIKES being constipated...

hellagay10 years ago

I dont like to eat

LucaArdelean8 years ago

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FattyTheFat9 years ago

Stupid question no!

MLG_Noob99209 years ago

NOPE I DONT WANT TO BE CONSTIPATED

justmerc7 years ago

The 29% are the lucky few who have forgotten or yet to experience the horrors of acute bowel problems

Ananymoos10 years ago

So a dick or tits would taste twice as better?

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

you dont have to eat the thing its the taste liny

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Lilgizzy9 years ago

Well if you hate prune juice it will taste decent so you just drink that duh

Madirishgrl9 years ago

First of all already stuck with constipation for life, second love prunes and prune juice. Oh PLZ work

StillCisTho3 years ago

Jokes on you, all foods already taste delicious to me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Except for almonds and other kinds of nuts)

cool_guy16810 years ago

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jackzmc10 years ago

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delliselled7 years ago

Kid: but I don't WANNA GO POTTY!!!!! Mom: have I told you about the man who didnt go potty and ended up underground, never coming back up again?

UnaiGamer9 years ago

Im costipated and i haven`t got any problema so

fallout4hype10 years ago

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The_Darkstar8 years ago

I"d die because the poop would solidify inside me

drstrange9 years ago

Ow I'm do constipated

Esmee de Vries12 years ago

Even the laxative would taste good then. XD

toughcookie1099 years ago

i dont want to be constipated

Kinkajou_Woflast year

If your constipated for even a full week you die

yabbles7 years ago

no

gbwball10 years ago

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D YellowMadness8 years ago

If you"re constantly constipated, wouldn't you be literally incapable of shitting?

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

No shit (no pun intended)

pandacat10 years ago

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Brayden Driedger12 years ago

i dont care how good it tastes, i am NOT going to be constipated

Ajmbottorff9 years ago

Hell no

wadawoo43415 years ago

I guess I can't get my shit together

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