Will You Press The Button?

Goldblaze_SK 10 years ago

But if brussel sprouts taste like a negative 2 per say, -2 x 2 is -4

Yukitai 5 years ago

If a food tastes bad, then clearly it was prepared wrong. In other words, cook it right and with the right ingredients, it'll taste good. (I mean, that"s what steak dishes do, use ingredients and prep work that'll make steak taste better. Just do that but with Brussel Sprouts as the base)

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TheNerdyVillager 11 years ago

Holy shit, I can't shit!

Yukitai 5 years ago

No sh*t Sherlock

QuantumVATS 10 years ago

Permanent constipation would eventually kill me soooo nah.

Anonumous 9 years ago

Constipation isnt so bad I"ve been constipated before just coz u take a lot of time in the bathroom and make it stink really bad, constipation isnt so bad. :)

Lesley_Zore 6 years ago

Yes you can reply to yourself.

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Shay Lee 13 years ago

WAIT DOESN'T THAT MAKE SHIT TASTE AWESOME THEN

yuyuyuyuyuy 5 years ago

mãe puta

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DeTixConnor 9 years ago

The only problem with that is if you keep your constipation for too long you'll die... So it"s basically saying everything will taste twice as good to you but you'll have horrible pain for a long time in your bowel areas and you will also eventually die... That"s the actual dilemma.

LCrayon 10 years ago

So only my taste buds change??

Teagan Stewart 13 years ago

at least the prune juice would taste better...

fallout4hype 11 years ago

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The_Darkstar 9 years ago

I"d die because the poop would solidify inside me

drstrange 10 years ago

Ow I'm do constipated

Esmee de Vries 13 years ago

Even the laxative would taste good then. XD

toughcookie109 11 years ago

i dont want to be constipated

Sundew_Wof 2 years ago

If your constipated for even a full week you die

yabbles 9 years ago

no

gbwball 11 years ago

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D YellowMadness 9 years ago

If you"re constantly constipated, wouldn't you be literally incapable of shitting?

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

No shit (no pun intended)

pandacat 11 years ago

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Brayden Driedger 13 years ago

i dont care how good it tastes, i am NOT going to be constipated

Ajmbottorff 10 years ago

Hell no

wadawoo4341 7 years ago

I guess I can't get my shit together

Shadow1 11 years ago

No it said twice as good it will still be nasty

crazymad12 11 years ago

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Cutykitty 9 years ago

I all ready have 2x twice of the taste buds soooo what’s the point of pressing the stupid button

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Having 2x taste buds doesnt necessarily mean it tastes twice as better.

TheWolf27 10 years ago

This is basically a metaphor

ALWAYS DOWNSIDES 12 years ago

YEAH

theonionmints 11 years ago

Constipation tables...duh

Gh0st_bOi 2 years ago

buy everything for my "family" and use it

Captain_Deadpool 9 years ago

Oh so you mean normal life but better fuck yeah I press that button!!!

Fat Greta 11 years ago

Food is already my bae, why would I want to be constipated and eat toilet?

Pokemonblast65 9 years ago

no downside because Im constipated 23 hours a day because I literally shit bricks

Tman105 11 years ago

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Someoddstuff1 6 years ago

Being full of shit hurts bad and also you would piss all the time so i dont fucking know

Hhhtthv 9 years ago

😲

BranHam 11 years ago

No because I know constipation hurts

homestuckTrash 12 years ago

as i say "smooth move exlax" because its taaaastey

Spiderp 10 years ago

Fuck that shit. wordplay intended.

meatloave 2 years ago

A steady supply of state of the art poop-loosener will take care of some of that

PacmanLeafMaster 11 years ago

This one is amazing

Quicksilver 11 years ago

Uh... Food already tastes like it should, m9.

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

Fun fact: constipation causes hemorrhoids. Funner fact: hemorrhoids aren't limited to old people. Funnest fact: hemorrhoids make your ass bleed whenever you shit. And not just a little either. Im talking blood dripping from your anus. Oh yeah, and it hurts like hell. Have fun with your tasty food.