You live your perfect life
but
Nothing you ever do is private
I will not


Dj-dan2 years ago
A perfect life would have some things be private, but nothings private, but in a perfect life somethings would definitely be private. It just causes a paradox if you press yes.

realjacksepticeyelast year
upside overrides downside. perfect life has privacy.

CallmeJJ9 years ago
That's scary your in your house eating and you get a text like hey can I have some pie too

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
Lol. 😂😂😂
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disturb3 years ago
but wait, if i live my perfect life, doesnt that mean that the downside cannot be true? so everything i want to be private is private if im actually living my perfect life, wich means either i dont live my perfect life, or the downside doesnt exist

Agendergorilla8 years ago
Ever heard of siblings?

Bobojo_Weed3 years ago
Celebrities be like...

jakubqwe9 years ago
Welp, my perfect like is when I do xxx in 100% private

rtyhtfyhtfyh3 years ago
Sure. Only my thoughts every once in a while are messed up, otherwise, idgaf who sees my porn interests or my interests that I"ve manifested into existence.

potato_cult4 years ago
my perfect life is private... you made a contradiction here

JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago
Celebrities pressed this button

Doublecolany4 years ago
Haveing a private life can be a perfect life

SachiLal8 years ago
What if my perfect live involves having a lot of privacy????

Kenny Miksch12 years ago
already not private thanks nsa

yehanyuan2 years ago
but think about pooping or doing a sex while everybody on earth can see it, what will they probably think about?
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AsherLaughlin8 years ago
if it was perfect, then why would people know everything you did? That wouldnt be perfect to me...

Emma Johnson12 years ago
My perfect life involves privacy...

crunchybones3 years ago
exactly? kind of a contradiction here
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Dylan Holmes12 years ago
I'd ensure that the lack of privacy is due to a constant online stream of whatever goes on in my life, with a $1,000,000 access fee, It isn't private any more, juat undesirable to access

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
Make that $1,000,000,000,000. Now you are good to go.
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Faiz Jamdar12 years ago
this is pretty much exactly the life of a celebrity

ButtonUnMaster3 years ago
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Soundy Wave12 years ago
if it's perfect... i mean... yeah =D

GayUnicorn710 years ago
Well then it wouldn't be my perfect life!

Eninja18 years ago
So the truman show

Deadpool9209 years ago
Write a blog about your life

Danredash9 years ago
Mom I will like some privacy oh wait

Kier117 years ago
I think you"re referring to sex, and that"s not private... because it takes two people. If you"re in a relationship, then you can just have your partner with you and you won't worry about someone else ruining your privacy.

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm12 years ago
Perfect life would be the life of Tony Stark, so already no privacy ;)

viktormn9 years ago
honestly. who would give a shit about what im doing

Melite7 years ago
You would have to pay 6 trillion dollars to view five seconds of a constant Livestream of my life. No one will buy. No one will see. Not technically breaking rules or causing paradoxes.

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Melancholy4 months ago
yeah haha

Melancholy4 months ago
ikr
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majoaxel9 years ago
if they want to see me having sex, then look: P

Superlels9 years ago
Never private lol

Ratee5 years ago
i cant have a perfect life if nothing i do is privat

SilentKiller11 years ago
I DON'T EVEN WANT ANYBODY TO LOOK IN MY DIRECTION I LIKE MY FU**ING PRIVACY

TheBanishedGod8 years ago
My loss of privacy will be a stream of everything I do that costs 1,000,000,000,000 to acess only a government could afford it

TitouanPontet7 years ago
Did zuc wiote this

Ashley Rivera12 years ago
If my life is perfect than my life is perfectley perfect nothing wrong with my life

Anonymgord9 years ago
How will NSA get into my perfect life...

Marshmallow Dude Army9 years ago
Like it is anyways.

speedy__869 years ago
There's no such thing as privacy anymore since we got a mix of the NSA's spying and idiots voluntarily spewing every bit of their personal lives.

Xenrath9 years ago
I'll do it lol

Erdene123457 years ago
i have nothing to hide

Teh_Kombat_Xpert10 years ago
Having a perfect life could be boring.

joe121678 years ago
If its perfect it doesn't need to be private

Sportsguy99 years ago
Well if everything you do isnnt private what if your a girl taking a shower

Thisisausername8 years ago
If my life is perfect than if I think privacy is perfect than ill have it.

lililion9 years ago
I wont let my mum look at the gory videos I watch

Jubeygirl6 years ago
Nobody"s perfect :) EXCEPT MEEEE (it"s a joke ok?)

Jibanyan9 years ago
Nothing private? People would watch the dumbest vids even if their parents were watching.

awesomeluigi2567 years ago
So I can't even go to the bathroom in private? Count me out

Nina Fontana12 years ago
isn't it the life of a celebrity ? but i don't want to be a celebrity, and i want my privacy.

VertyxxC9 years ago
If it is a perfect life then obviously I don't care about it
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