35390 (39%) 54217 (61%)
35390 (39%) people have pressed this button, while 54217 (61%) did not.
You'll find your "one and only" and have a perfect relationship
but
You will never acheive an orgasm or even feel the pleasures of sex ever again
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Violet_not_purple7 10 years ago
Ace pride!!!!

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 7 months ago
YES

TheMultimention 9 years ago
Asexual here

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
Fsexual here
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Suvaiinu 11 years ago
I'm asexual

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago
*Asexual rainbows*

Jibril 8 years ago
Do you know what asexual means
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SugarKane 9 years ago
As an aromantic pansexual person, this is the worst option.

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago
I only have sex for children

justanothermemer 10 years ago
but what if you are gay? or asexual?

Elite5363 11 years ago
I just want my One and Only! <3

Guizoc 8 years ago
WELL THAT"S NOT MY PERFECT RELATIONSHIP THEN IS IT??

Pernille Cecilie Gundorff 13 years ago
couldn't care less about sex.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
@JoshuaBeane, thanks ^-^
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Grace Horaski 13 years ago
*asexual snickering in the distance*

ButtenStarWars 4 years ago
The guy who donsen't love you for sex (eye roll)
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Chloe Lee 13 years ago
sounds like marraige

xXplosionXx 11 years ago
the @#!$ is marraige?!

Luke Howler 13 years ago
don't need to say yes. Already found my man ~

ValerieParker 9 years ago
This is not "perfect" for one with a sex drive as high as mine.

Samantha26 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

CrazyPsychoPerson 9 years ago
All chain letters you repost actually work, but you have to do every single one you see and your friends will get annoyed.
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Atalanta 2 years ago
*asexual snickering*

viroblades 11 years ago
-All the asexuals laugh in the background-

KHdude 11 years ago
Again? I'm 13 dude.

rekerizor 10 years ago
13 year olds squad

bananasplitt99 11 years ago
hardest yet

MattyIce 9 years ago
OH GOD NO! I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I"M FUCKING MY GIRL. I WANT TO ORGASM INTO HER.

FluffyDeerBooty 8 years ago
Technically, masterbating isnt sex

Huakka 12 years ago
wait, isnt this a womans dream

Xs10sial_Crisis 10 years ago
I"M PANROMANTIC!! I WIN!!

Assi-K 11 years ago
fuck the best realationship ever.. i`ll just get the second best, and have LOTS of orgasms :D

bosstic00 11 years ago
Then the relationship ain't perfect

GhostKat 11 years ago
Can you hear that? That's the sound of Asexual laughter.

Laparas 10 years ago
Stop with the Asexual jokes ok?! We get it you don't like sex jeez

dankmemes101 9 years ago
If you don't like it you can gtfo

abcx 9 years ago
Question: Can I still produce sperm? It said I couldn't have an orgasm, but could sperm be taken out of my hods medically? Since I want to have children.

Katzenmann 11 years ago
Better than die alone

penismaster 6 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!

Golden_Flute 12 years ago
I don't caaaaarrrreeee!! I found my love life! Who needs sex anyway?!

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
But what if you found your one and only?

Mason Emlen 13 years ago
i already have one

LupusAlatus 10 years ago
I don't even like the thought of sex in my life, so HA!!!

EubbyBarrios 9 years ago
Im only 10. There"s no way im pressin the button.

FiercePenguin18 10 years ago
NO I will not :)

Scarletrose 2 years ago
My relationships would be incomplete without sex. I don't understand romance at all, really. I understand bonds and friendships, but having them be any different from romantic ones is basically impossible. For many cases, it's the equivalent of saying: ... [Show full comment]

blahfive06 11 years ago
noooo sex?nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

Madthew 11 years ago
So I just get Married?

HamsterBear 11 years ago
sex isn't everything...and if it truly is the perfect relationship then we won't need sex to make us happy

XC4Gamer 9 years ago
But what"s a "perfect" relationship

Worthless-but-so-are-you 8 years ago
I already met my soulmate, don't need to press the button.

Samsteel5 12 years ago
I'm under 18...

potatobutt 11 years ago
I DONT KNOW WHAT SEX IS

undertale-frisk 10 years ago
when the sausage goes through the dounut holes.
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K-Dawn 10 years ago
Seems like a weird definition of a perfect relationship. Unless it"s not a romantic relationship, I guess.

Jixtron 11 years ago
What's the point?

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
I already found mine, this button is useless

UselessIdiot77 2 years ago
Easy yes for me. I can get sexually attracted but I don’t really want sexual stuff. So absolutely. In fact this would basically be a dream come true. Absolutely no downsides.

Donderpants 11 years ago
Easy choice to press the button. Upside easily outweighs downside.

Username Here 12 years ago
and the asexuals win yet again!

Red1007 9 years ago
I don't really want to have sex or orgasms when i grow up and im pretty indecisive in a lot of things so this is perfect, it takes care of my problems NO DOWNSIDE!
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