34672 (39%) 53121 (61%)
34672 (39%) people have pressed this button, while 53121 (61%) did not.
You'll find your "one and only" and have a perfect relationship
but
You will never acheive an orgasm or even feel the pleasures of sex ever again
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Violet_not_purple78 years ago
Ace pride!!!!

TheMultimention8 years ago
Asexual here

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
Fsexual here
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Suvaiinu9 years ago
I'm asexual

SugarKane8 years ago
As an aromantic pansexual person, this is the worst option.

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago
*Asexual rainbows*

Jibril7 years ago
Do you know what asexual means
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Elite53639 years ago
I just want my One and Only! <3

FloweyDreemur9 years ago
I only have sex for children

justanothermemer8 years ago
but what if you are gay? or asexual?

Guizoc7 years ago
WELL THAT"S NOT MY PERFECT RELATIONSHIP THEN IS IT??

Huhuhu8 years ago
*happy asexual screech*

XC4Gamer8 years ago
But what"s a "perfect" relationship

Pernille Cecilie Gundorff12 years ago
couldn't care less about sex.

dankmemes1018 years ago
@JoshuaBeane, thanks ^-^
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Grace Horaski12 years ago
*asexual snickering in the distance*

ButtenStarWars3 years ago
The guy who donsen't love you for sex (eye roll)
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Chloe Lee12 years ago
sounds like marraige

xXplosionXx9 years ago
the @#!$ is marraige?!

Luke Howler12 years ago
don't need to say yes. Already found my man ~

Xs10sial_Crisis8 years ago
I"M PANROMANTIC!! I WIN!!

Assi-K9 years ago
fuck the best realationship ever.. i`ll just get the second best, and have LOTS of orgasms :D

FluffyDeerBooty6 years ago
Technically, masterbating isnt sex

Huakka11 years ago
wait, isnt this a womans dream

bosstic0010 years ago
Then the relationship ain't perfect

Laparas9 years ago
Stop with the Asexual jokes ok?! We get it you don't like sex jeez

dankmemes1018 years ago
If you don't like it you can gtfo

GhostKat10 years ago
Can you hear that? That's the sound of Asexual laughter.

Katzenmann9 years ago
Better than die alone

penismaster5 years ago
!!!!!!!!!!

Golden_Flute10 years ago
I don't caaaaarrrreeee!! I found my love life! Who needs sex anyway?!

abcx8 years ago
Question: Can I still produce sperm? It said I couldn't have an orgasm, but could sperm be taken out of my hods medically? Since I want to have children.

AmazingDragons7 years ago
But what if you found your one and only?

Mason Emlen12 years ago
i already have one

LupusAlatus8 years ago
I don't even like the thought of sex in my life, so HA!!!

FiercePenguin189 years ago
NO I will not :)

Scarletrose2 months ago
My relationships would be incomplete without sex. I don't understand romance at all, really. I understand bonds and friendships, but having them be any different from romantic ones is basically impossible. For many cases, it's the equivalent of saying: ...[Show full comment]

blahfive0610 years ago
noooo sex?nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...[Show full comment]

EubbyBarrios7 years ago
Im only 10. There"s no way im pressin the button.

Madthew9 years ago
So I just get Married?

HamsterBear10 years ago
sex isn't everything...and if it truly is the perfect relationship then we won't need sex to make us happy

Worthless-but-so-are-you6 years ago
I already met my soulmate, don't need to press the button.

Samsteel511 years ago
I'm under 18...

potatobutt9 years ago
I DONT KNOW WHAT SEX IS

undertale-frisk8 years ago
when the sausage goes through the dounut holes.
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K-Dawn8 years ago
Seems like a weird definition of a perfect relationship. Unless it"s not a romantic relationship, I guess.

Jixtron9 years ago
What's the point?

AmazingDragons7 years ago
I already found mine, this button is useless

UselessIdiot779 months ago
Easy yes for me. I can get sexually attracted but I don’t really want sexual stuff. So absolutely. In fact this would basically be a dream come true. Absolutely no downsides.

Donderpants10 years ago
Easy choice to press the button. Upside easily outweighs downside.

Red10078 years ago
I don't really want to have sex or orgasms when i grow up and im pretty indecisive in a lot of things so this is perfect, it takes care of my problems NO DOWNSIDE!

Sohade9 years ago
Well sex is actually essential for a good relationship so...THIS.SENTENCE.IS.FALSE.

undertale-frisk8 years ago
good relationships always end XD

Username Here10 years ago
and the asexuals win yet again!

Awsme9 years ago
Sex doh

Alex4047 years ago
Love is overrated, sex is meaningless and a waste of time (aside from reproduction), and no i am not asexual just straight. Only reason i mention that last bit is so i don't have people respond with shit like, spoken like an asexual, or something like that.

Vilius Wonka Slapsys12 years ago
perfect relationship would be so fucking boring

Kittenlover1018 years ago
I barfed.

TCETube9 years ago
Well...as long as I get the girl, Im happy.
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