Will You Press The Button?

SavageQueen 9 years ago

**Teleports with everyone i hate on top of a airplane** ((Drops them)) *teleports down to a music stage* <<Has no pants>>

WowThisIsSuchAnAmazingApp 10 years ago

It says "random" right? So that means it can also be your annoying little sister.

zhongyaomee 6 months ago

omg

Chiara Searle 13 years ago

Sure, I just wouldn't use it unless I needed to escape death or something.

Kiwi463 9 years ago

Worth it

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ketchupybirbs 9 years ago

splinching.

pandabear5 10 years ago

this makes no sense at all to me. maybe I should sleep at night instead of class lol

vboss online 11 years ago

its just a chance whats the precent?

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

No, you are wrong my dear Gaybar. It is "change" not "chance"

Lxhualk 11 years ago

It say "when you land" and "unlimited teleportation power", so i can teleport everything to me, not teleport i to somewhere

Nameless 11 years ago

Take a backbag filled with things with you. Problem solved.

Zachary Kelly 13 years ago

Unlimited, except for the limit.

Camille Vo 13 years ago

*Teleports with a bag of marbles*

Sir_Suffer 5 years ago

*Teleports with bucket of sand*

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Kurtis Blanc 13 years ago

"unlimited"

Cami Rae Daly 13 years ago

I don't arms or legs! they are useless to me! hahaha

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

How will you masturbate or write hate comments without arms?

Bryan Dudley 13 years ago

i dont want to miss any of my bits hellna

ultraviolet 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Dilly Mac 11 years ago

Stop with the ducking spamming

YouKnowWhoItIs 10 years ago

U don't have to use it why not press the button?

Large sausage 11 years ago

Can I teleport through time like teleport back to the day my dad got lost at the grocery store he's silly

Scoutery 4 years ago

I mean for emergency its good

ImmoralDesire 10 years ago

I'd just sever my legs and bring a tablet. I'd be more mobile then and faster

ImmoralDesire 10 years ago

Shat, never mind. Arms are also limbs. I'm dumb

Antwoine24 8 years ago

No I'm Good

justukas700 11 years ago

u teleport them back to your body SO YEAH!

ScarletViper 12 years ago

31% of people are stupid.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

could carry stuff. let that garbage go away.

DragonWrath 9 years ago

Hey at least now u have something good about u

BoredZero 10 years ago

Don't you mean chance?

Varjak04 11 years ago

It never specified what chance...

D-Man 10 years ago

What if? I went to space... Where is there to land?

MafiaLeader 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Coldfire 6 years ago

Simple counter to this just own alot of things i can own a billion seperate tiny sweets so the chance of something bad is lowered

Lidia Cascione 13 years ago

I'd get lessons of Smaterialization.

Panifex 9 years ago

How big of a chance? If it"s more than 2% then no

Dilly Mac 11 years ago

*teleport when I need to shot REALLY badly*

Crazy_Daizzy 10 years ago

I will NOT take that chance

ultraviolet 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Smartest-Man 4 years ago

Like, but, who actually said yes to this?

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

It says change not chance so UNLIMITED TELEPORTS!

MaybeAMop 8 years ago

Who need limbs when you can teleport everywhere....loosing my phone would suck though

Dilan 11 years ago

How many teleportation powers does it give?

Terraform Trent 11 years ago

I can but I won't. Nothing says I have to. ScarletViper, you're the mentally challenged one here.

Katgoesmeow342 11 years ago

My soul is always missing

Matwaty 9 years ago

No downside very bad grammar

pasty 10 years ago

i love my phone too much jacksepticeye = life

Hoi! Im Tem! 11 years ago

NOOOOOOO! NOT MY PHONE!!!!!!!!

CheeseNigs 10 years ago

There's a change?? Grammatically incorrect automatically indicates that the downside in now unavailabe.

Kazuto kirigiah 11 years ago

MafiaLeader you are not fooling anyone *does exactaly as said*

joy784 6 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Burasta 12 years ago

If I carried a backpack full of thousands of tiny objects, could I decrease the chances of the random object being important?

Byarne 9 years ago

what if it is your heart

moldypotato1337 11 years ago

Lol typo

ultraviolet 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

poopingpete 11 years ago

my chances are endlessly bad, ALWAYS, no doubt

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