You are extremely strong
but
trying to eat cookies and other cruntry treats without breaking into 1000 little crumbs them becomes an impossibility
I will not


BawbRaws8 years ago
Put the cookies in a bowl and let "em crumble. Pour in some milk. Enjoy your cookie cereal.

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago
So true
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bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
Cookie...Smoothie???!!!!!

GlutNy7 years ago
This guy needs to learn his grammars

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago
What about crunchy stuff?

Anthony Jebrael12 years ago
Get someone else to feed cookies to you

Emblazened2 years ago
doesn't matter, you would still be "trying to eat them" and thus they would still break.
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smoool8 years ago
well, good thing i dont like any cruntry things (?)

Agendergorilla8 years ago
I'm sorry I don't want to break into 1000 little crumbs

Mykeelovesbidoofs7 years ago
YES MAN UR THE BEST

Midean8 years ago
Doesn't say the crumbs have to make a mess, that they have to be a particular size, or that we would mind, just that they have to exist.

Bodhiskywalker6 years ago
c r u n t r y

Rebecca Song12 years ago
I clicked it because grammar mistakes.

HelenDonaldson7 years ago
cruntry????
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Robbie Shabasson12 years ago
soft cookie. it only says "cruntry" treats.

MaybeIWillPressTheButton7 years ago
oh..............i didnt think of that.
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Tiffany Pham12 years ago
D--> Oh my

Cardboard4139 years ago
JUST Y3S >:] }:) 38)

Saruul Orgil12 years ago
have someone else feed them to you?

Kasper Lilleris12 years ago
Crumbs are nice too :3

Im not illuminati9 years ago
You just say to anyone else to feed u cookies! Duhh!

DarthJoeMB7 years ago
You"re so strong that you can break the cookies before eating the so... press the button

amg9 years ago
So, glasses wont break?

Loudgreg9 years ago
Milky milkshakes that is what I'm gonna make milky milk shakes!

literally-trash10 years ago
equius

Assassin352439 years ago
*Looks at cookies on table gets hammer smash cookies eat's them all* I see no problem!

Ethathoo3 years ago
Yay cookie robot

Cody Beahrs9 years ago
Good thing i don't eat any cruntry treats then

Dragon10 years ago
how want cookies when you'r extremely strong

dolphinlover6099 years ago
ummmmmm... what?!

Sirayo7 years ago
It above a bowl

Slenderman189 years ago
Just eat them with your face and not your hands. #NOSHAME

PigScalpor8 years ago
"cruntry "

Randomfrag9 years ago
Breaks into 999 little peices

Panifex7 years ago
Easy. Eat soft things.

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Pokeminer8 years ago
what are crunty treats?

ArKade477 years ago
Just don't eat cookies and cruntry treats...

TiffanyS9 years ago
Step 1: Put cookie on piece of paper. Step 2: Funnel said cookie into mouth. Or just drop them in milk and eat with a spoon like I do anyways. I'll take the extreme strength, thanks.

blaboom449 years ago
idk what cruntry treats are

Bob12357last year
Just slide them off the table and into your mouth, a weird way to eat but effective

SirDistic9 years ago
Put a plate under your food. Lick the food off. Win.

Nana282469 years ago
Fuck that I don't even want strength as an ability I want shape-shifting also that also means I can't eat birthday cake 🎂 :'(

ththomas95 years ago
Will I break into 1000 bits!

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MoltenBolt8 years ago
Make a faint cookie

Blinkk10 years ago
get a bowl?

TDMteam5977 years ago
I clicked it coz there were grammar mistakes.and I want to be strong :D

lovey8269 years ago
but, u crush everything into 1000 little crumbs when u chew them

Ty Wolters12 years ago
Just put them on a plate, and when no one is looking, eat them with your face, simple

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Loudgreg9 years ago
My ice cream cones... In my milky milkshake with those Oreos milky milk shaaaakes

DrknssRules19 years ago
someone needs to learn English good.

WasThatUrFace7 years ago
Have the cookie placed on a paper, then touch to crumble and then slide the cookies into your mouth. Problem solved.

Pedro L9 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.I need cookies!!!!!

iiSanAndressLaw3 years ago
plastic bag
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