You are extremely strong
but
trying to eat cookies and other cruntry treats without breaking into 1000 little crumbs them becomes an impossibility
I will not

BawbRaws 9 years ago
Put the cookies in a bowl and let "em crumble. Pour in some milk. Enjoy your cookie cereal.

Radioactive_Foxy 6 years ago
So true
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Anthony Jebrael 13 years ago
Get someone else to feed cookies to you

Emblazened 4 years ago
doesn't matter, you would still be "trying to eat them" and thus they would still break.
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bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
Cookie...Smoothie???!!!!!

Bodhiskywalker 8 years ago
c r u n t r y

GlutNy 8 years ago
This guy needs to learn his grammars

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago
What about crunchy stuff?

smoool 9 years ago
well, good thing i dont like any cruntry things (?)

Agendergorilla 10 years ago
I'm sorry I don't want to break into 1000 little crumbs

Mykeelovesbidoofs 9 years ago
YES MAN UR THE BEST

Midean 10 years ago
Doesn't say the crumbs have to make a mess, that they have to be a particular size, or that we would mind, just that they have to exist.

Rebecca Song 13 years ago
I clicked it because grammar mistakes.

HelenDonaldson 9 years ago
cruntry????
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Robbie Shabasson 13 years ago
soft cookie. it only says "cruntry" treats.

MaybeIWillPressTheButton 9 years ago
oh..............i didnt think of that.
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Tiffany Pham 13 years ago
D--> Oh my

Cardboard413 11 years ago
JUST Y3S >:] }:) 38)

Saruul Orgil 13 years ago
have someone else feed them to you?

Kasper Lilleris 13 years ago
Crumbs are nice too :3

mother f er 11 years ago
what the beep [beep means f***]

Susprint 10 years ago
Didn't tell you where it broke into 1000 little crumbs. ENTERMYMOUTHBITCHCOOKIE

dream dust 11 years ago
im a potato

Cybear 10 years ago
You can eat other stuff.

Hyltran 4 years ago
Just don’t eat the f}%€}%g cookies.

The9darknight 11 years ago
Well to bad now im drinking cookies

CARR74 9 years ago
Well, I'm sure there are way more than 1000 atoms in a cookie

jac1231 11 years ago
Crunty?

Natas666 7 years ago
Just eat the table with them on it

cow4cow 11 years ago
yay face food

Twizzly513 10 years ago
Four words: Get the cookie funnel

lolololanimelololol 12 years ago
I like soft homemade cookies.

axew789 11 years ago
you could use your mouth

0mg0N 10 years ago
I'll pour the crumbs into my mouth

Yandere-San 11 years ago
Nuu broken cookies are so annoying

MaybeIWillPressTheButton 9 years ago
i dont need to be strong, im happy with myself!!

puppy1963 11 years ago
Grabbing stick

Scarletrose last year
extent of strength isn't stated. And it doesn't say strong in relation to anything specific. It could make me really strong in comparison to an ant, for all I know. No thanks!

Im not illuminati 11 years ago
You just say to anyone else to feed u cookies! Duhh!

DarthJoeMB 9 years ago
You"re so strong that you can break the cookies before eating the so... press the button

amg 11 years ago
So, glasses wont break?

Loudgreg 10 years ago
Milky milkshakes that is what I'm gonna make milky milk shakes!

literally-trash 12 years ago
equius

Assassin35243 11 years ago
*Looks at cookies on table gets hammer smash cookies eat's them all* I see no problem!

Ethathoo 5 years ago
Yay cookie robot

Cody Beahrs 11 years ago
Good thing i don't eat any cruntry treats then

dolphinlover609 11 years ago
ummmmmm... what?!

Sirayo 8 years ago
It above a bowl

Slenderman18 11 years ago
Just eat them with your face and not your hands. #NOSHAME

PigScalpor 10 years ago
"cruntry "

Dragon 12 years ago
how want cookies when you'r extremely strong

Panifex 9 years ago
Easy. Eat soft things.

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Pokeminer 10 years ago
what are crunty treats?

Randomfrag 11 years ago
Breaks into 999 little peices

TiffanyS 11 years ago
Step 1: Put cookie on piece of paper. Step 2: Funnel said cookie into mouth. Or just drop them in milk and eat with a spoon like I do anyways. I'll take the extreme strength, thanks.
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