Will You Press The Button?

Progamer213799 years ago

I can just kill somebody in a game BOOM LOOPHOLE!

DragonEXE7 years ago

Play fallout with bloody mess perk

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Maharid11 months ago

The "percect me" also have superpowers, so not having stated anything against it il press and one a month relive mi stress onto someone i dislike (probably more than once a month).

235x0last year

What is the population of the United States of America, China, Russia, and North Korea Combined? The "perfect" version of myself would have inter universe teleportation and several other superpowers.

Herobrina9 years ago

Where's the Downside? *grins psychotic*

cfrancisco254 years ago

are you currently seeing a therapist???

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jshaw719 years ago

*Gets access to FBI's most wanted list*

UselessCompanion7 years ago

Meh

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Wolfboy699 years ago

My first victim will be Justin Bieber MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SigurdCi6 years ago

You can probably still get cought tho

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ShadowMarco8 years ago

Best button ever :D totally pressed!

hurpadurp7 years ago

as a female cleaning up blood once a month is one of my many skills

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Skill? I would call it a side effect of not being able to produce a steady supply of reproductive cells. Or cleanliness.

P78 years ago

It"s like the "philosopher"s stone" theory

Sonic-Hornet5 years ago

Anyone else read tuck everlasting in middle school

Coaster7 years ago

I'm sorry, your number has come up.

ArcticKaoss8 years ago

Dude ill just go to the amarican goverment and be lik "yo im imortale but to stay imortale your boy need some people to kill now who here is on death row we gonna make a gladiateurs make it a "fake" show where i just kill a dude in brutale combat" and then...[Show full comment]

herbertpostman9 years ago

Being immortal is no upsite

Lizzycat9 years ago

I Would kill hitter and stupid ratchit justin bebier

Scarlock8 years ago

He said hitter.

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Mamaischeese7 years ago

Rip everyone the downside is basically the top one

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Being immortal won't be a good life but it will be my life

Jaysonk28078 years ago

Trump

Caribou3 years ago

Type 2B: Death Note++ Death Note with an extra advantage.

ailan7 years ago

the perfect me is... JEFF THE KILLER WOOOJAHAHJAHJAHJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMAKAUAHHAUHAHAHHAHAAASASASADSAFDFADSFATATRATRATAVAVAVGAGAHAHHAAHAHAAcoff coff... HAHAHAHSGAHSGASASASSAIAJIJAIHAIHAIJAHAJAHAJHAJHAJHAH

Ifredward8 years ago

I am a SUPERHERO!!!

nerdybucket8 years ago

Im going to kil ISis

Enderdragon15 years ago

Note it says I can be a criminal you kill so easy choice

Deargod8 years ago

Seems like a win win I can be a hero once a month

KatCat7 years ago

*goes up to her cat... ...[Show full comment]

troubleofpersonnality8 years ago

so basically when I'm on my period

LandoStarkiller8 years ago

Get a job as a headsman

IkeyIlex3 years ago

Wait, so I get to be invincible AND fight crime? AND choose effectively when I die? FUCK YEAH

Hatanaka4 years ago

I see no downside

stillfuture2076 years ago

There is no downside

JesseG8 years ago

I had to say yes because the previous one said if I say yes u have to say yes to the next one

Blane12478 years ago

WWhes the downside? O -- \____/

THERealTrueBoss8 years ago

End the way on terror

SamBaum8 years ago

so im a vampire?

catsonmars3 years ago

Thats honestly fine with me. What are they going to do, execute me?

TheOOOF5 years ago

Just kill someone in game...

LuxanCreosi8 years ago

YESSSSS FINALLY! 😈😈😈

Sansentte8 years ago

Chara how ironic its a win win

LordDavidBooyah7 years ago

So everyday life goes on, then. Okay! (pushes button infinite times)

boniebonie2 years ago

blooooooooooooooooooooooood

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Play contra once a month

Coldfish7 years ago

Dafuq!!! 63% people will kill someone every month!!!

dipperpinezz8 years ago

I get to be immortal and get to kill some one

TheButtonMuttun4 years ago

Rapists deserve to die. So do murderers

Alduin1288 years ago

Video games!!!!!!!!!!!

Flamingoboi6 years ago

Two bad sides immortality killing, both r bad

cupcakejulian6 months ago

worth it

lizzigurl8 years ago

seriously, there"s plenty of people i want to kill

RelaxedBell8 years ago

So what? I get to kill all my enemies and since I'm immortal, police can not hurt me for it. And if they put me in court, I will just kill everyone there. Ta da!

AF7 years ago

Eventually you'll run out of enemies.

Luna8003 years ago

The perfect me doesn't kill.

OrigamiFold425 years ago

Just kill the most dangerous person in the world people will thank you

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