29494 (54%) people have pressed this button,
while 24784 (46%) did not.
You are immortal and have changed into the perfect you.
but
You have to kill someone (can be anyone a criminal, some person you hate, your friends and family. I don't judge I just make things to put on the internet.) once a month and make it bloody.
It's a paradox - when everybody is dead, you can't kill yourself, because you are immortal, but, because you can't kill yourself, you become mortal, so you can kill yourself to become immortal, meaning you are not killed, because you are immortal.
go fishing once every month until you don't want to be immortal anymore
ImNotAFish7 years ago
I like you
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imavirginnn4 years ago
as soon as i see "immortal" in any fucking button im not pressing it
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Blue648 years ago
In other words, you become Deadpool.
Dannybionic3 years ago
You mean the terminator
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Frisk the fallen9 years ago
No, I don't like killing people.
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WHYNAMETAKEN7 years ago
Bye trump
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pielover1019 years ago
Time to kill some assholes.
Babes9 years ago
No pls don't hurt me.
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Something creative9 years ago
So yay I'm immortal and perfect
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SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago
Why not when I am immortal no one can harm me and I will control population burst
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oOBlakeOo8 years ago
Where is a death note when you need one?
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Hoggunner58 years ago
You could be the killing and immortal version of batman
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ChloeEatsCake8 years ago
Kill everyone you hate. You can also kill police officers who try to kill you, you can kill them at will, because it never specifies how exactly to kill them.
I will kill an isis soldier everyday if that was an option!
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DrGfy3 years ago
Just become a part-time executioner
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Zack_Osborne029 years ago
Kill animal's
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Fuckinggenius8 years ago
I fail to see the problem here. I have veeeeery long list of people I wish to kill. Mom, trump, old pedophile who harassed me, annoying wbc people... etc. I have wanted to kill people since I was 5.
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Meme_Kid5 years ago
You can't die of the chair
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the brain9 years ago
The 68% of people pressing the button means that it is true that I am surrounded by psychopaths. If you are part of the 32% of people who did not press the button save yourselves!
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AyyyLOL8 years ago
Would kill the Illuminati, and al horrible criminals...
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Bluemchen7 years ago
Nice downside but I don’t want to be immortal.
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kingsy10009 years ago
kill all the racists
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Panifex8 years ago
The perfect me wouldn't kill anyone
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NHLic9 years ago
Peeeeeeerfect.
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Markhen20048 years ago
Then im not the perfect me
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AidenOfOz3 years ago
Gladly.
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SlightlySimple9 years ago
So I'm immortal, perfect, and the solution to overpopulation. Sounds good.
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RandomOtakuMolly7 years ago
Downside?
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Nauglere4 years ago
Death Note Arc Pog!
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yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
well yeah
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Lucifer-Morningstar8 years ago
I'm already immortal and I get to torture souls for the rest of eternity,killing the people is all that I have left to accomplish..
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Su_Lian_Ball10 days ago
我在使命召唤里面杀也算杀人对吧?
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AuraGuardianGabe8 years ago
Play Battlefield, and boom
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FreaknNightmare6 years ago
It"s called a period
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AafreccT9 years ago
"The perfect me" is not me anymore...
I'd have pressed it otherwise.
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Kingkappa7 years ago
Everyone thinks they"re so smart with the immortality is a curse you would float in space thing, hey idiots, just fly to another planet if this one"s ever in danger. You have infinite time to do so.
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Galakrond9 years ago
It's worth it cause the "perfect" me would have powers so i am ok with this
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