Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09010 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK

pineapple43929 years ago

Loop hole another button made me feel no pain so yeah

D YellowMadness4 years ago

The condition of one hypothetical scenario isn't a loophole to an entirely different hypothetical scenario. That"s like expecting to survive a deadly fall in Half-Life because you activated god mode in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Sigmatos9 years ago

Idiots, girls have urethras too. How do you think we pee? -.-'

INeedToPoopBadly9 years ago

So basically your dick hurts, and you send your country in to an inflation?, I'm sorry but there is no upside to this.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

The country itself will never know and therefore not inflate, if you dont use it too much...

Coyote Chaos9 years ago

For all of you idiots who think you don't have a urethra, yes you do, unless your genitals are malformed.

Lee MacWilliams12 years ago

Never said you have to. It's handy if you're short on cash.

D YellowMadness4 years ago

I was so distracted by the painful image I didn't even notice it doesn't say you don't have to. Oops. @Screwyplumb: Trying to buy things with a quadrillion dollar bill would be like trying to buy things with a bad drawing of a dollar that the clerk watched you draw.

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Jpokr27 years ago

Why in the world would you make a coin? Just 100 dollar bills. A coin would be painful af.

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago

SEe heres the thing i could knock myself out and pay someone to pull them out while im knocked out

D YellowMadness4 years ago

It says you have to pull it out.

SaperLover699 years ago

What about fakin checks

Zetsushira9 years ago

What is a urethra? I'm not really good in english

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

The hole in your penis

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Whatever I chose pain and money. Once I have enough I can stop. Easy!

Xanxan1410 years ago

Not coins!!! Never coins!!

Garrett1188 years ago

Some coins are worth thousands

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

Can we say morphine?

zhy123 years ago

youre a fxxking genuis!!

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Rasmus Thomsen12 years ago

69% did not 69

David Blonde Gibellin12 years ago

I love these; understand that you don't HAVE to use that ability, you just can. Nothing changes except that you can do it when you desperately need it. Also who would create coins when you can create $100 bills? XD

vulfy9 years ago

i would, as there exists a 6 million dollar, solid gold coin.

Leonel Corado12 years ago

Holy shit.

Harald Pedersen12 years ago

If i wanted to create money from nothing, i'd be be owner of the federal reserve bank :|

Ryan Schick12 years ago

just do it once a month, and make it a 10,000$ bill, 120,000$ income a year

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

But... They don't exist

DrCookie694 years ago

Imma print some liquid cash

XiaKnight9 years ago

Just get a check

CMHammond9 years ago

A cheque? Yeah, that's what I'm thought too, as long as it actually counts as 'money'.

Hamistagan8 years ago

i vote fuck pulling coins nd bills out of my dick

DarkYoshi10 years ago

Internal penis paper cuts. I'd rather not

Skittle_Bush9 years ago

Girls have it easy with there vagina

CMHammond9 years ago

What are you talking about? It doesn't say pull it out of your vagina...it says urethra. You know, the hole you urinate out of? The things both guys and girls have.

PK_Death9 years ago

I wouldn't mind

Taylor Goodwin12 years ago

You can use that money to buy pain killers

Ben133459 years ago

U don't need to be constantly using it just use if u need and quick cash

MirceaCiubuca7 years ago

I ain't greedy but capitalism

ceaser9 years ago

I dont need that because im freeking rich yea

sedan1609 years ago

OWWWWWWW NO

EmilBorkPetersen8 years ago

ewww just googled urethra SO NO!!!!

Aschtad14098 years ago

You fucking idiot

ashorses679 years ago

I dont have a urethra tho

Giuseppe Monastero12 years ago

Worth it.

Knucklesfan8 years ago

I'll just take 500 euro bills then when I need them...

Lay13069 years ago

just choose bills

Chan10199 years ago

what if your a girl?

CMHammond9 years ago

Uh...nothing changes? Do you not know enough about your anatomy to know of the urethra? Everyone has one, male or female. (Unless you were born with some weird mutation or something, but even then, it would require urgent surgery to fix it)

Hikaru700553 years ago

so basically I'm pulling cash out of my dick cool but i cant feel pain

aka91x9 years ago

Women have it easier. I would NOT pull coins out of my dick.

CMHammond9 years ago

Why would they have it easier? Yeah, there might be more space inside outside the urethra, but that is hardly a benefit. Girls have as urethra too, they don't just urinate out of their vagina.

CMHammond9 years ago

I won't be pulling bills out, but I might pull out a £50 note every so often, perhaps numb the pain. What I want to know, is how it would be possible to even pull a coin out? You would destroy your body by making it appear.

SceptileandMew5 years ago

So from nothing and from something

SatanLaddd9 years ago

Make it a check :D

CMHammond9 years ago

A cheque? Yeah, that's what I'm thought too, as long as it actually counts as 'money'.

Haaaru8 years ago

EWEWEWEWEW NOT HAPPENING TF

TheWatermelonWarrior10 years ago

That sounds so painful

RadicalOnionDude28 years ago

wtf.

Crazyrice1239 years ago

i would only use this power if im in poor as shit also kinky ;)

PinkRabbit9 years ago

Wait, I'm a girl so does that me the little penis we have or the hole for sex??

Aksly8 years ago

You don't have a penis and it's were you out of

butterybutterfly3219 years ago

How about anesthesia

D YellowMadness4 years ago

The anesthesia would cost a lot money which would probably defeat the purpose & you"d need to be conscious enough to pull out the money so you"d probably still feel a lot of pain.

Alex Quito Fleming12 years ago

I'd have my urethra surgically dilated. No downside here.

Zinky9 years ago

No thats not right

Lexsy8 years ago

Ill be only pulling 500 notes

~Wave~length~9 years ago

Noooope!

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