Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman09011 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK

pineapple43929 years ago

Loop hole another button made me feel no pain so yeah

D YellowMadness5 years ago

The condition of one hypothetical scenario isn't a loophole to an entirely different hypothetical scenario. That"s like expecting to survive a deadly fall in Half-Life because you activated god mode in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Sigmatos10 years ago

Idiots, girls have urethras too. How do you think we pee? -.-'

INeedToPoopBadly9 years ago

So basically your dick hurts, and you send your country in to an inflation?, I'm sorry but there is no upside to this.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

The country itself will never know and therefore not inflate, if you dont use it too much...

Coyote Chaos10 years ago

For all of you idiots who think you don't have a urethra, yes you do, unless your genitals are malformed.

Lee MacWilliams12 years ago

Never said you have to. It's handy if you're short on cash.

D YellowMadness5 years ago

I was so distracted by the painful image I didn't even notice it doesn't say you don't have to. Oops. @Screwyplumb: Trying to buy things with a quadrillion dollar bill would be like trying to buy things with a bad drawing of a dollar that the clerk watched you draw.

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Jpokr28 years ago

Why in the world would you make a coin? Just 100 dollar bills. A coin would be painful af.

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago

SEe heres the thing i could knock myself out and pay someone to pull them out while im knocked out

D YellowMadness5 years ago

It says you have to pull it out.

SaperLover699 years ago

What about fakin checks

Zetsushira9 years ago

What is a urethra? I'm not really good in english

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

The hole in your penis

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Whatever I chose pain and money. Once I have enough I can stop. Easy!

Xanxan1410 years ago

Not coins!!! Never coins!!

Garrett1189 years ago

Some coins are worth thousands

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

Can we say morphine?

zhy123 years ago

youre a fxxking genuis!!

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Rasmus Thomsen12 years ago

69% did not 69

David Blonde Gibellin12 years ago

I love these; understand that you don't HAVE to use that ability, you just can. Nothing changes except that you can do it when you desperately need it. Also who would create coins when you can create $100 bills? XD

vulfy9 years ago

i would, as there exists a 6 million dollar, solid gold coin.

Leonel Corado12 years ago

Holy shit.

Harald Pedersen12 years ago

If i wanted to create money from nothing, i'd be be owner of the federal reserve bank :|

Ryan Schick12 years ago

just do it once a month, and make it a 10,000$ bill, 120,000$ income a year

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

But... They don't exist

SceptileandMew5 years ago

So from nothing and from something

SatanLaddd9 years ago

Make it a check :D

CMHammond9 years ago

A cheque? Yeah, that's what I'm thought too, as long as it actually counts as 'money'.

Haaaru9 years ago

EWEWEWEWEW NOT HAPPENING TF

TheWatermelonWarrior11 years ago

That sounds so painful

CMHammond9 years ago

I won't be pulling bills out, but I might pull out a £50 note every so often, perhaps numb the pain. What I want to know, is how it would be possible to even pull a coin out? You would destroy your body by making it appear.

PinkRabbit9 years ago

Wait, I'm a girl so does that me the little penis we have or the hole for sex??

Aksly9 years ago

You don't have a penis and it's were you out of

butterybutterfly3219 years ago

How about anesthesia

D YellowMadness5 years ago

The anesthesia would cost a lot money which would probably defeat the purpose & you"d need to be conscious enough to pull out the money so you"d probably still feel a lot of pain.

RadicalOnionDude28 years ago

wtf.

Crazyrice12310 years ago

i would only use this power if im in poor as shit also kinky ;)

Zinky9 years ago

No thats not right

Lexsy8 years ago

Ill be only pulling 500 notes

~Wave~length~10 years ago

Noooope!

Alex Quito Fleming12 years ago

I'd have my urethra surgically dilated. No downside here.

Thank-you-for-the-venom8 years ago

its like a messed up birth from the wrong part

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

AZM12Epic9 years ago

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK EWEWEWEWEW!

PsychonautInTraining4 years ago

What if somebody was pregnant and needed money for the hospital bills? Would the baby pass it to them?

The Fallen Anglish9 years ago

i'm urethraphobic

Parzival3217 years ago

Vikingwalrus10 years ago

No way. NO ******** WAY!

Sooty849 years ago

How bout no

Matt Chu12 years ago

You can just create a check for billions of dollars and you'd never have to use this ability ever again.

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

The day's I wish I was a woman

Moto T Nilsen12 years ago

a wild papercut appears ;_;

ChucklesWagon10 years ago

stretch it out with a few half dollars and bills will just slide right out :)

hioliver9 years ago

#Painpillsbby

Lucaz3 years ago

If you can use foreign currency you could get $400 at once with a 100 kuwaiti dinar bill

moldypotato13379 years ago

Isnt a urethra a woman part?

CMHammond9 years ago

@moldypotato1337: It's the hole you urinate out of, which both males and females can have. @360MemeScoper: Almost right. There CAN be two holes, but usually one, which is for both urine and semen (in males). Girls just always have one, and only for urine.

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SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago

That sounds like taking a shit with extra steps, except you get paid for it

lanaholt10299 years ago

Just pull out 100 pound note at a time

LILLYTHEBURRING9 years ago

FUKC thua harda hehe I sekajn frech HEHE lol I do not just putting werod worldXD

TheWatermelonWarrior11 years ago

That sounds so painful

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