Will You Press The Button?

Daisy ocean girl 10 years ago

A mullet is also a fish and you don't need to wash a fish

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

4 steps. 1. cut hair 2. find a lake 3. dump 100 bottles of shampoo and conditioner into the lake 4. jump into the lake while my hair becomes a ponytail of tropical island scent.

Irish_Cur 10 years ago

The while point is you can't do that. It"s a magic mullet. It would break the scissors and wouldn't clean

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Kyle Asano 13 years ago

i choose to interpret this as living with an unwashable mullet as a roommate. I tie it up with duct tape and throw it in my closet corner. No charges because its a mullet, not a person.

BlaiseyWaisey 8 years ago

I like the way you think. You"re next.

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Stephen Lee 13 years ago

not an uncuttable mullet. -30 to Charisma +100 to Enchanting

jtownsend 9 years ago

...but you have to wear it forever...

TÃ©o Knight Tehepicryuga 13 years ago

You don't have to wear it, so yes

Irish_Cur 10 years ago

Are you that stupid?

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SatansToothbrush 10 years ago

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BetaEchoNovember 11 years ago

I'll learn on my own, slowly that is.

Alin 10 years ago

666

pressmedont123 11 years ago

it could be a toupee or wig for era parties

Smeagoll 5 years ago

nobody said I coudnt shave it so I can have an funny mullet

Dilisuonaldreamz 11 years ago

Only problem I'm a girl

sydneymoss 8 years ago

I’ve already mastered my favorite hobby...

Lastcal 10 years ago

I'm black so it don't apply

Zanpaktomaster 9 years ago

It never said you can't cut it off and live with hair too short like a buzz cut

Tantehman111 11 years ago

i already have a mullet...

Ian Flaherty 13 years ago

Just make your hobby making yourself look amazing.

connorcook173 11 years ago

If it's a hobby, then you should good at it!

BabyDeer last year

I have already mastered my favorite hobby.

HanaAckerman 10 years ago

Just sell it to a family member...your living with it by it being a family item 😂

PkmnQ 7 years ago

I master something that does not require physical contact.

GriffinBoss109 10 years ago

Mullets are AWESOME!

Goofy filmer 11 years ago

Wear a hat

tony359 11 years ago

A mullet is a bullet and it didn't say it had to be stuck in me soooo

seiberte 11 years ago

Mullets used to be the shit so I'm keeping it. No Downside

titodickdickmanbaby 10 years ago

cut it off

jtownsend 9 years ago

...but you have to wear it forever...

hippovenom 11 years ago

I'll wear a hat

Tntim111 10 years ago

Just don't use it

Im not Jesus 11 years ago

no fucking way

RealJs 2 years ago

it says you have to live with it doesnt mean you have to live with it on your hair

Angelcaliber 11 years ago

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Defosses 11 years ago

Fuck off

Boredboy 8 years ago

It can be a very very small mullet that no one sees

Intellectual Donkey 10 years ago

Sounds good to me.

FrankLance 9 years ago

There is something called a mannequin that could have the mullet instead of me so yeah.

Utkudakid 11 years ago

you can just clean it tho

Mason Hewitt 13 years ago

Why would I ever need to wash a fish? For anyone who doesn't know there is a fish called a mullet

Platypus 11 years ago

EW NO WAY

kivree 9 months ago

我直接剪了

weirdras 10 years ago

if your hobby was guitar then the mullet wouldnt be a problem

DidYouPressIt 6 years ago

Getting good at stuff quick

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Git gud at programming, where a wicked full head mask all the time, PROFIT!

BuddermanTheAmazing 11 years ago

I'm dying my hair pink so...

the amazing batman 10 years ago

It doesn't say you can't cut your hair it just says you can't wash it

timelordjohn 11 years ago

Mullets are the bane of society

ValerieParker 9 years ago

It"s a wig.

HÃ¥kon Jordet 13 years ago

Mullets are cool!

Fyrydragons-0 9 years ago

........*stab mullet in the neck*.........

Foxer 11 years ago

Just fuck every time

Kostasss 11 years ago

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mrpeterson 2 years ago

hmph, my hair is fine as it is..

the.coronach 11 years ago

ew. honestly the mullet wouldn't bother me all that much but not being able to wash it is just gross.

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