64370 (73%) 23931 (27%)
64370 (73%) people have pressed this button, while 23931 (27%) did not.
You will be hired at your dream job tomorrow and be paid generously.
but
You decide not to press the button.
Next


minimegaman09011 months ago
oh shit we got a paradox

OML_trash8 years ago
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WUT TO DO *SMASHES BUTTON*

BOSs488 months ago
Perfect for reply. XD
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TearinFall9 years ago
This hurts my head...

TJWTHEDUDE3 years ago
Same. I don’t understand it.
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TheDoom1198 years ago
Why not "push" instead of "press"?

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here7 years ago
Simple way around this, if you "accidently" drop a rock on the button, it was not technically pressed but nearly smashed

basic9 years ago
This made me question my existence..

NumberNumber48 years ago
You need to watch more Rick and Morty if this measly paradox made yoy question your existance.
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Aabiigaiill7 years ago
It doesn’t say what button Because technical the No is a button too

Zora link9 years ago
Tell your friend to press the button

buffalowing8 years ago
Don't care . Shiny button.

AresTheGodOfWar9 years ago
he didn't say which button could be staple's easy button

NumberNumber48 years ago
That was easy.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
I don’t give a a shit because we can’t time travel

Michael Archer12 years ago
paradox!

RickSanjezC-1378 years ago
STOP COMMENTING IN 1969
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Flashbp8 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

SuperButtonPresser1108 years ago
Shut up

LazyDK878 years ago
I will punch the button then...

MuuToo9 years ago
Hhhmm. Quite the dilemma indeed.

Babo Dragon7 years ago
Break the Stanley Parable

jkmc12058 years ago
Wat?

Orkazzz7 years ago
WHY DO I NOT DECIDE TO PRESS THIS BUTTON!! I NEED TO

Mike90907 years ago
The creator probably didn't know that the upside and downside go in effect after the button got pressed if it were to work. So I don't have to press again.

Christiana Archer12 years ago
Well, then... *PRESS*

EthanJJ137 years ago
if you press the button the world blows up

I ❤ minecraft (me is a girl)9 years ago
Kidding?

RLGaming10 years ago
WAT IS THE POINT THEN???????

jesman8 years ago
If i dont press it doesnt mean i wont get my dream job

SeanRosswell9 years ago
Ahhhh! Paradox!

Ron Canea Tutoeke12 years ago
bu?..but???...:(

TakoTheFox2 years ago
If i press the button, i decided not to, but if i didnt press the button, i would have anyway, then i would have decided not to and it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on a...[Show full comment]

primesoul8 years ago
triggered

imakeonecomment9 years ago
you cant get paid either way D:

YukiWolf510 years ago
Pressed it just to be a rebel

Flashbp8 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

CRNI9 years ago
Wtf

ScreamLoud763real3 years ago
Brain hurt

webbinlink8 years ago
78% aren't committed

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
screw your logic

TaylorFoleyGehring7 years ago
i broke the rules oh no I'm so scared the police are going to get me boo whooo

TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago
Rebel!

Willzb20006 years ago
Twice now

vaultboy1019 years ago
What?

Marsh_42977 years ago
POKE THAT BUTTONY BUTTON OF A BUTTON! Button.

lildragontaimer9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

ncns1239 years ago
Shut up

sara_the_cat111 years ago
clever, very clever.

Flashbp8 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

Jacobo The Hobo9 years ago
This is a loophole. GG creator

Sansation10 years ago
Ha screw you game *slams button*

NumberNumber48 years ago
It"s Flashbp all the way down

WBGrock9 years ago
I decided not to press the button

Xavier Mosley12 years ago
But I already pressed it

minefeather10 months ago
paradox

TimeWalker8 years ago
No wait if you press the button nothing happens but if you don't press the button that"s like you"re saying you don't want the Job so how does that work

jona311p9 years ago
those who pressed the button are people that doesnt know how buttons feel.
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