65533 (73%) 24594 (27%)
65533 (73%) people have pressed this button, while 24594 (27%) did not.
You will be hired at your dream job tomorrow and be paid generously.
but
You decide not to press the button.
Next

minimegaman090 2 years ago
oh shit we got a paradox

OML_trash 10 years ago
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WUT TO DO *SMASHES BUTTON*

BOSs48 2 years ago
Perfect for reply. XD
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Anthropomorphic-Arwing last year
So... nothing happens??

TearinFall 11 years ago
This hurts my head...

TJWTHEDUDE 5 years ago
Same. I don’t understand it.
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TheDoom119 9 years ago
Why not "push" instead of "press"?

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here 9 years ago
Simple way around this, if you "accidently" drop a rock on the button, it was not technically pressed but nearly smashed

basic 10 years ago
This made me question my existence..

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
You need to watch more Rick and Morty if this measly paradox made yoy question your existance.
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Aabiigaiill 9 years ago
It doesn’t say what button Because technical the No is a button too

Zora link 11 years ago
Tell your friend to press the button

Michael Archer 13 years ago
paradox!

RickSanjezC-137 9 years ago
STOP COMMENTING IN 1969
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buffalowing 10 years ago
Don't care . Shiny button.

AresTheGodOfWar 10 years ago
he didn't say which button could be staple's easy button

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
That was easy.

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

SuperButtonPresser110 9 years ago
Shut up

LazyDK87 10 years ago
I will punch the button then...

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
I don’t give a a shit because we can’t time travel

MuuToo 10 years ago
Hhhmm. Quite the dilemma indeed.

Babo Dragon 8 years ago
Break the Stanley Parable

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Wat?

Orkazzz 8 years ago
WHY DO I NOT DECIDE TO PRESS THIS BUTTON!! I NEED TO

Mike9090 8 years ago
The creator probably didn't know that the upside and downside go in effect after the button got pressed if it were to work. So I don't have to press again.

Christiana Archer 13 years ago
Well, then... *PRESS*

Marsh_4297 9 years ago
POKE THAT BUTTONY BUTTON OF A BUTTON! Button.

lildragontaimer 10 years ago
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ncns123 10 years ago
Shut up

sara_the_cat1 12 years ago
clever, very clever.

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

Jacobo The Hobo 11 years ago
This is a loophole. GG creator

Willzb2000 7 years ago
Twice now

vaultboy101 11 years ago
What?

minefeather 2 years ago
paradox

TimeWalker 9 years ago
No wait if you press the button nothing happens but if you don't press the button that"s like you"re saying you don't want the Job so how does that work

jona311p 11 years ago
those who pressed the button are people that doesnt know how buttons feel.

Kittinsareawesome 8 years ago
Paradox

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
What button? DUN DUN DUN!

Sansation 11 years ago
Ha screw you game *slams button*

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
It"s Flashbp all the way down

WBGrock 11 years ago
I decided not to press the button

Xavier Mosley 13 years ago
But I already pressed it

Lzke 8 years ago
*presses the button* *universe implodes*

IIIDatBoiIII 10 years ago
Mind=Blown

Tyyu777 11 years ago
Which button? I choose not to press a button on my toaster, had it for 5 years, never used the button... Still curious about it...

SuperButtonPresser110 9 years ago
You son of a bitch!

🐢 11 years ago
Jokes on you buddy I pressed the button,.I'm a rebel

Demetrius Rodriguez 13 years ago
ujkketyujghjtgf

Cookie_cat 4 years ago
so by pressing the button i decide to not press it. But i already pressed it so then even if i feel regret because i decided to not, i still did.In short, paradox that does nothing.

Lionpaw 11 years ago
First

Thundia 10 years ago
WARRIORS!!!!!

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

Thraxx 11 years ago
Ok, thats just one giant hole...

Ink123 6 years ago
I wont press the button but my finger will

ILoveCookies 10 years ago
😝

Samsonite99 11 years ago
I pressed the button L()()PH()LE

KadenLovesGamesOfficial 8 years ago
WTF? I CHOSE TO PRESS THE BUTTON.
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