Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark8 months ago

Thats evil and twisted and dark hero all of these ideas and I thought about how my friends are very creative with all these a little earlier if we both are available in a bit tomorrow y no se si es el adn de la musica de las partes amarillas de sus rectangulares y ou're

xXx_Pussydestroyer_xXx8 years ago

Doesn't say what position I am, i can be the owner of MCD.

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

i could buy the mcdonalds' franchise and become a billionaire

idiot_99999999999999999995 years ago

never said i could quit and then get another job

nangst6 years ago

i get straight ass in my tests?

None-Is-None8 years ago

So? If I get it now I can make some money. And I can have the job in college.

Andrew White12 years ago

At least I'll be guarenteed a job for 8 years lol

R111111ck2 years ago

Am i the only one that read this you only get straight ass XD

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Harley_Gamer988 years ago

IM LOVING IT!

Annia123459 years ago

FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR MEEEEE!!

sERAPHINe9 years ago

yeeeesssssss

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MR_BACON9 years ago

When I'm still going to school I got a easy and ensured job! I didn't say how much work you have to do and your possesion! CEO MILLIONAIRE!!!

DrakeGauz7 years ago

Tests mean nothing too much in the real world, just work hard and have patience and you will make it in life.

MGThanatos7 years ago

FUCK my dream job is age limited ;-;

cheezecake18 years ago

Dankmemes101 I thought you were one of the people that puts the same thing

dankmemes1018 years ago

mkay

MLPRDR9 years ago

I see no downside

P0$H9 years ago

I mean at least it's a guaranteed job for 8 whole years lol

Jonan4tor9 years ago

Wait,so I automatically get a's on my test?! So dont show up on test days. And if I'm 12,I would love 2 get money through college!

CÃ¸ltÃ¸n HÃ¸Ã¸ke12 years ago

It doesn't say what position.

Doritoesforever7 years ago

McDonald"s ceo

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Julia Theim12 years ago

The manager at McDonald's is like a millionaire

MCFan359 years ago

Yup, the manager pretty much makes bank :P

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Amy Johnson12 years ago

You could be the maneger

Iregisteredtosaythis3 years ago

So work at McDonald’s while I work on a doctorate

Arcanedoom599 years ago

i get A's anyways

magicalwizard817 years ago

it never said you HAVE to quit the job in 8 years, so you can own Mcdonalds FOREVER and make it better!!! MAKE MCDONALDS GREAT AGAIN!

NoobCam12310 years ago

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GrungyXboxpro8 years ago

I can go to college after so yeah free food + being able to buy a new video game every 2 weeks yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doodooface59 years ago

free micdonalds yay

dankmemes1018 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

And perhaps I should report you for a death threat? :)

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Melsy10 years ago

You get straight Ass in your tests. That's an asterisk not an apostrophe. It's censoring the S.

silverwind9 years ago

That means i could just do nothing and get paid for it because My JOB last 8 years XD

Nicmichael4 years ago

They didn't specify what position we are gonna be in....

SilverShadow5258 years ago

Joke"s on you, I finished School!

homestuckTrash10 years ago

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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

book why McDonalds so many annoying fat kids

dwadwad9 years ago

It's like studying something complicated for 8 years and then get rich only easier you idiot. Also as people said before one could be a manager and become rich already. Get rekt.

Schmucklehed8 months ago

cool so i get straight as and a job

Brettzky139 years ago

lol

AndrewJohnson7 years ago

Just enough time to get my PhD.

Andrianna_harris9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

camlejake9 years ago

Yo!My name is Jake to! :-)

IShadeHDI8 years ago

If I'm guaranteed 8 years it means I don't have to show up lol

evilkitty17511 years ago

16-24years old. fucking yeah

wisdomXD8 years ago

FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS!

wisdomXD8 years ago

i got fat eating them

HEADS GROW BACK10 years ago

I mistakenly press the button. Advice to those looking to begin working at McDonnalds (young people), don't it's boring, it's disgusting once you've found out it's darkest secrets. Just... don't. Look to work at Wallmart (America) or K-Mart (Australia) instead.

thhorses4life9 years ago

At least you have a job ðŸ‘

Sarah Fredrickson12 years ago

Seven more years, just keep giving me dem' A's.

Maypaws3 years ago

I'm sorry but,, I'm so used to seeing asterisks (is that what they"re called?) being used as censoring that I thought it said you'll get straight butt on your tests.