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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

Thats evil and twisted and dark hero all of these ideas and I thought about how my friends are very creative with all these a little earlier if we both are available in a bit tomorrow y no se si es el adn de la musica de las partes amarillas de sus rectangulares y ou're

xXx_Pussydestroyer_xXx8 years ago

Doesn't say what position I am, i can be the owner of MCD.

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

i could buy the mcdonalds' franchise and become a billionaire

idiot_99999999999999999994 years ago

never said i could quit and then get another job

nangst6 years ago

i get straight ass in my tests?

None-Is-None8 years ago

So? If I get it now I can make some money. And I can have the job in college.

Andrew White12 years ago

At least I'll be guarenteed a job for 8 years lol

R111111ck2 years ago

Am i the only one that read this you only get straight ass XD

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Harley_Gamer988 years ago

IM LOVING IT!

Annia123459 years ago

FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR MEEEEE!!

sERAPHINe9 years ago

yeeeesssssss

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MR_BACON9 years ago

When I'm still going to school I got a easy and ensured job! I didn't say how much work you have to do and your possesion! CEO MILLIONAIRE!!!

DrakeGauz7 years ago

Tests mean nothing too much in the real world, just work hard and have patience and you will make it in life.

MGThanatos7 years ago

FUCK my dream job is age limited ;-;

cheezecake18 years ago

Dankmemes101 I thought you were one of the people that puts the same thing

dankmemes1018 years ago

mkay

MLPRDR9 years ago

I see no downside

P0$H9 years ago

I mean at least it's a guaranteed job for 8 whole years lol

Jonan4tor9 years ago

Wait,so I automatically get a's on my test?! So dont show up on test days. And if I'm 12,I would love 2 get money through college!

CÃ¸ltÃ¸n HÃ¸Ã¸ke12 years ago

It doesn't say what position.

Doritoesforever7 years ago

McDonald"s ceo

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Amy Johnson12 years ago

You could be the maneger

Julia Theim12 years ago

The manager at McDonald's is like a millionaire

MCFan359 years ago

Yup, the manager pretty much makes bank :P

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Tessa11 years ago

I already get straight A's

Univiksalast year

I have many better options

SonicBash959 years ago

I read straight Ass... What is wrong with me ?

Disdood7 years ago

Um start at McDonald"s in high school and college Fucking mullah

Deftsugar09029 years ago

NU UH NEVER WORKING AT MICKIE D'S

Stomegrock8 years ago

I already get straight A"s. ( Not trying to brag.)

Chinese potato9 years ago

I'll become the McDonald's CEO

Mari_reboot8 years ago

I already work at McDonald"s so HA ;-;

jomama9 years ago

What if you already were planning to work at McDonalds?

skyrimlegend219 years ago

OK MC HERE I COME

MouseGirl4 years ago

No downside

Bossnuke8 years ago

Be a smartass AND get discounted fast food? I thought this had a downside for a second

Daiemio10 years ago

Phini; You're right, this does say "You are employed at McDonalds for 8 years" Which implies there's no failstate, which means.. FREE BURGERS, and no-one can fire you for doing ANYTHING inappropriate, you might get weird/angry looks however.

Celaena-Sardothian-Havillard7 years ago

I get all A*s on my tests anyway. I’m 12 y/o with an iq 4.0

peculiarfear9469 years ago

Hey they pay $10 per hour here I'm fine with that more than I make now.

Lonely4ever7 years ago

I want to get fired by McDonald"s for stealing fries

ASZ9 years ago

i am a ass, so i actually dont need another one :)

sstairss8 years ago

Go to university and secure my future whilst I work at McDonalds.

lovepup12310 years ago

I love McDonald's

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

I already get straight A*s.

PaladinDanse9 years ago

Work at McDonalds for 8 years, get free hamburgers for doing your job and don't worry about hunger ever again. And when you are done, move up to be a world renowned computer software programmer and hardware fixer.

Krusek8 years ago

start at 16 at 24 you will be out of college.

MCsock3 years ago

doesn't really worth it cuz grade isn't everything when you are interviewed for a job

Saint Srid9 years ago

Straight A's...Just be the fucking CEO

Max Gaming9 years ago

WTF,I Trought It's Ass,LMAO.

Raine9 years ago

#Free Fries

SynthiaFrog8 years ago

I already have straight A"s so no upside

SirGiggity9 years ago

A guaranteed job throughout high school and college plus guaranteed success in school? Absolutely. Doesn't say you can't move up in the company.

Detalius7 years ago

Sorry, we don't get A*"s... I guess I would just fail then, which explains the 8 years of McDonald"s.

xXToxicJayXx9 years ago

Start at 16

willjr0810 years ago

Loophole: Start working at McDonald's 8 years before graduation! Therefore, you can start another job as soon as you graduate with McDonald's wage worth of cash! #CounterLogic

McNizzleDizzle9 years ago

just quit.

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