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Choose any car you like to keep for the rest of your life

but

not able to have sex until you're 70

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Captain Doge9 years ago

70 days old

Andrew1235 years ago

Secends

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jaydwen9 years ago

i dont care about that

MysticalMaster7 years ago

me neither. no downside.

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bugmenot9 years ago

Asexuals be like who cares

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the background*

Alison-Hatter7 years ago

😂😜

Pandajuice178 years ago

asexuals win again

Weerwet9 years ago

I'd choose the Delorean (Back to the future time machine) So I could mess up time, but apparently I'm not aloud to fuck with time until I'm seventy.

TheGr8M8Man9 years ago

Aloud? Really m8? It's ALLOWED.

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SansTheSkeleton899 years ago

i would get a rocket car that looks like a gaster blaster! PLUS I DON'T EVEN LIKE SEX

Luigi29647 years ago

Why the Dandertale

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ButtonMasher1248 years ago

Asexual

ClaraMalfoy8 years ago

fine with me. i don't like sex.

EliLikesButtons7 years ago

You never had sex man, it great

87Oscar878 years ago

I'm asexual, I don't give one.

Slayer225219 years ago

I would get a batmobile.

RandomFox2347 years ago

DEFINITELY A BATMOBILE

EmilysDreamWorld8 years ago

70... minutes older

NickJones8 years ago

I wish i"d thought of that

MissMuffet9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Crookedoh9 years ago

Asexual perkss

skitteryboo9 years ago

I don't care for sex

MartinBizzera9 years ago

Fuckkkkkkkk.

AmaziMutima7 years ago

Im going to get a lambo who care

hiworld9997 years ago

nopppoe

Gmoney7 years ago

70 seconds old deal

Shockwave9298 years ago

NEVER I WILL JUST CHANGGE CARS A LOT

DestinyButton8 years ago

I see no downside.

TheAchani8 years ago

Who even cares

Brokengoddess8 years ago

Who cares about sex I GET AN AWESOME CAR!

Midean8 years ago

You don't have to "do the deed" to "enjoy their company". There are other options.

SuperSchabe8 years ago

Masturbation 4 the win

SMADF9 years ago

If you press the button you are either a little kid or really fucking gay

87Oscar878 years ago

You realise gay people also have sex, right?

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Cmg45679 years ago

I don't care about sex. Never wanted it. I will take the car!

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Rhinorulz8 years ago

Why would you want to turn back?

HerdOfTurtles8 years ago

YAY! My dream car is a 1967 shevy impala or The Blueberry!

Rebekah Gray12 years ago

hahaha

Dexagon4 years ago

How could you abandon every human dreams *takes out underwear anyways*

NattyC9 years ago

I don't wanna stay with the same car. New ones come out like every month

Lena~Chan9 years ago

so i don't want sex anyway I don't want to make babies

Ilikefortnite7 years ago

It doesn't necessarily mean 70 years old, and plus I'm too young for both.

Rizingr9 years ago

I can always buy a car I like... cause the power of boners is stronger than the yearn for a car

Dust9 years ago

Or, you could just buy the car you want and then have sex in that car

AuraGuardianGabe8 years ago

Didn't say 70 years so it can be 70 minutes or 70 seconds etc...

Jimmeh7193 years ago

That doesn't mean the car could not break

8nicolas89 years ago

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW

dedoed8 years ago

downside please?

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

ugh. a sexual intercourse button

Hdawg11119 years ago

For humaniy's sake no

JuicyALe10 years ago

I have a fucking BMW i8,Humvee,and Porsche Carrera GT.Who need sex?

Mihai236 years ago

70 hours late bruh

Brandon Stinson12 years ago

Then why get the car?

SyG Wonder Wolf9 years ago

No sexy till 70 nooooooooooooooooo

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Are you like 7?

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago

I already have incredible spellling and grammar!! teehee

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

So where"s your capital letter for "teehee" and your punctuation at the end?

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D_YellowMadness5 months ago

Get a limousine with a bulletproof window behind tbe driver seat. Charge people to ride in it.

SummerBlank9 years ago

Step 1: Take the DeLorean. Step 2: Travel 70 years to the past. Step 3: Travel 70 years back to the present. Step 4: Enjoy fucking.

doomguy647 years ago

1) Acquire BTTF Delorean. 2) Jump forward until at least semi-practical immortality is available. assuming this is more than 70 years past your birth date: 3) It"s now been 70+ years since the date of your birth. if that technicality fails, become immortal, head back home, and wait it out.

Loobyrar9 years ago

See, an earlier button said I would be able to have sex forever.

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