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you have a debit card that has unlimited spending, and you dont have to put money on it
but
once you reach 58 you go to jail for 17 years for stealing
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abettercommander... 5 months ago
我将享年57岁

Grogs242 2 months ago
omg

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago
pay bail

Pharaoh_Joe last year
Im Pharaoh Joe, I plan to be in my sarcophagus by age 50. The law is not above the Pharaoh.

Dingdongbedbugsheldmehostage 2 years ago
Bribe the fucking government and play around yay

brekkent 3 years ago
17 years for stealing? What the hell did I steal?

TheMucleWizard 2 years ago
... Unlimited money

sunke last year
那我如果已经59岁了呢？

TobaGuoZi last year
it very bad

Petrosion 6 years ago
Then just pay for bail, and get out easy

Hyltran 3 years ago
Just do the time it is only 17 years.
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Domat 2 years ago
Cant i give the debit card to dsomeone else to bail me out

DeadMotherfuckingDeer 3 years ago
bail

Txeoy 6 years ago
I will bail myself out

Nexus2635 6 years ago
I mean- but- wha- you"re not wrong..

RobertKim-092 3 years ago
bribe the police

Somebodii 3 years ago
Me, going into a cushy Scandinavian-esque prison after lobbying everyone to make the sentence for lesser crimes like theft limited to correctional facilities:

zhong_er_de_lw 3 years ago
and pay the warden a trillion or buy the jail you are going to stay in.

llllleeeeeee 2 years ago
I died at the age of 57

Hug-Hug 2 years ago
Step one: two morbillion dollars. Step two: shomtgun at 57 and 1/2

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago
"shomtgun"

Avis 3 years ago
dud e.... this gives me goosebumps LOL!!!!!!!!!!

ILoveCatsSM 5 years ago
Well but i didn’t steal?

OnionMan 5 years ago
i will bribe every single guard, prisoner, and warden with 200 million

Hyltran 3 years ago
What if you are older than 58 years?

Hyltran 3 years ago
I would say that even if you are 57 years old I would still say it is worth pressing.

yesmann 6 years ago
ill escape, easy

Dark22 6 years ago
your profile picture made me crack up XD

YoloYester 5 years ago
#yourquestionisafuckingjoke

r4shf0rd 5 years ago
pay for bail lol

ChaserGG 5 years ago
Bail myself out

Niggakiller 11 months ago
That's just a credit card

Whatup 2 years ago
Bale yourself out with the money

chaoticfox 2 months ago
free healthcare, free food, free internet, no taxes, yah jail is not bad.

Ckimika last year
why not

Kevin9560 9 months ago
unless you kill yourself at age 57

billiam123 3 years ago
kms at age 57

TheOperator 2 years ago
nuh uh

rlook 8 months ago
Just hide, and that'll do.

CitrusSunbather last year
It's really cool to be able to do anything you want with money before the age of 58. If there are no regrets in life, it's okay to die at any age, right?

johnnnh 2 years ago
tbh i'm not 100% certain i'll live to 58 anyway

Chill_out_bro last year
You can bail ur self out

TobaGuoZi last year
It was perfect to imagine being able to do anything every day for the first fifty-eight years of my most energetic life, and then in the last moments of my life, to take responsibility for my younger self

Laoliu78 2 months ago
直接把监狱买了😁

BabyDeer last year
make someone named "you"

Shrek2onDVD 2 years ago
I am not living past 34
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