Will You Press The Button?

AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago

Like the oracle of delphi!

UnfunnyNuggies last year

That's a simile

Mammot 3 years ago

Unyx22 2 years ago

reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain 2 years ago

The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense

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William Malay 13 years ago

Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70

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Platonic 5 years ago

You never said write in metaphors...

achmedalracka 11 years ago

With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing 2 years ago

Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit 11 years ago

Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem 9 years ago

I'm off to write a prophecy

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon 13 years ago

metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf 7 years ago

@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich

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Recharted 11 years ago

the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton 10 years ago

Ok I need some chocolate for that

shotfire7 8 years ago

Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever 8 years ago

So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley 9 years ago

Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l 11 years ago

Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin 13 years ago

I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox 9 years ago

If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess 13 years ago

Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

i think you forgot to say singing

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Thomas Gunn 13 years ago

You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

White*

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Matthew Mountain 13 years ago

I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii 13 years ago

Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

lyrika 7 years ago

no fucking downside

Ismail Anwar 13 years ago

Didnt say you have to write in metaphors too

RAINBOWNACHOS! 10 years ago

35% are illiterate!

DemonicAngel254 11 years ago

That would be so awesome. I could annoy the shit out of people!

Serpentine Determination 10 years ago

My heart is broken now

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago

I shall be WORSHIPPED yay :)

Jordieliz 11 years ago

No only if I can use 50% of my brain

Zestamore 9 years ago

I wouldn’t want to know everything cause I’d be bored

MrDarkboy2010 11 years ago

I am to metaphores as The joker is to being insane! I will take to this like a fish to water!

Legolover42 9 years ago

Already me

ImTheMango 11 years ago

Not woth it

Migdin1 10 years ago

Cookies = Life

lukaoneechan 11 years ago

i hate metaphors ðŸ˜ž

rarinstraw1195 12 years ago

Well this wont be tough, i'll just write.

Lavaninja6000 11 years ago

It's fun to confuse people

AdmiralTrainstorm 8 years ago

I"d be so fucking stereotypical.

acqbmn 10 years ago

Eu escrevo

Ynan 11 years ago

its a fridge in England

Shadowfires 9 years ago

Um, no. Life would become so frustrating if I knew all that and no one else did. Besides, there are probably some stuff I’m better off not knowing. I might even get driven insane