Will You Press The Button?

AlastorBroadcasts9 months ago

Like the oracle of delphi!

Unyx2211 months ago

reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

Mammotlast year

TheRadiantDehd9 years ago

For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain5 months ago

The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense

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Platonic4 years ago

You never said write in metaphors...

William Malay12 years ago

Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70

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achmedalracka9 years ago

With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing6 months ago

Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit10 years ago

Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem8 years ago

I'm off to write a prophecy

Recharted9 years ago

the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton9 years ago

Ok I need some chocolate for that

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon12 years ago

metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf6 years ago

@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich

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shotfire77 years ago

Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever7 years ago

So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley7 years ago

Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l10 years ago

Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin12 years ago

I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox8 years ago

If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess12 years ago

Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

i think you forgot to say singing

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Thomas Gunn12 years ago

You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

White*

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Matthew Mountain12 years ago

I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii12 years ago

Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

My Random Corner9 years ago

I could annoy the shit out of people!!! fuck yes lol

dedirake4 years ago

i like speaking in metaphor

Iruze Retlaw11 years ago

Write.

braydenisswag9 years ago

nobody would know what your saying

I'm behind u...10 years ago

If I know everything, I know how to break this rule

EmeraldDS9 years ago

Pshh sure. If they're too stupid to understand me, let them die from ignorance.

Jesus-Christ8 months ago

so nothing changes

MagicTurtle10 years ago

So nothing will change... ;)

SAVVY_BOY8 years ago

You"d become the best known poetry writer.

YouHrdKlm4 years ago

I don't think peaple understand that amaunt of knowlege: Human mind have capacity of 2.5 petabytes, it"s very huge, but not infinity. So you should go crazy after taking that knowlege in one moment. But ok, I still wouldn't push button because: what is pr...[Show full comment]