Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

something that gives me superpowers when it hits me (it won't hurt because i can make it have that property as well)

Cable 2 years ago

Perfect!

Atomic111 11 years ago

A small loan of a million dollars won't hurt

Tigslarlowducken 8 years ago

Ultimate loophole: free WiFi You can't get hit in the groin with WiFi

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

No joke, someone actually made a product where you can wear a piece of equipment on your groin area, specifically made to make sure that you won't get hurt if something hits there. Seriously, you could shoot a bullet at it and you'll be absolutely fine.

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

Have fun throwing the title of CEO of Amazon at me.

AsuraShun 4 years ago

the biggest paper cut in history

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yummywetness 11 years ago

Dicks lots of dicks

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

U learn something every day

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Assassith 11 years ago

I choose the force!...oh wait no, No, NOOOOO!!!!

SomethingNotSpecial 9 years ago

Didn't say I couldn't dodge out of the way.

AyyyLOL 9 years ago

Who wants a wrecking ball?

Thjmze 10 years ago

Infinite dollars credit card made out of the softest thing in the multiverse won't hurt

TheHiddenDark 9 years ago

Make it a debit card you fool.....

Jack Crawford 13 years ago

the worlds most amazingly soft pillow, ever

Tigslarlowducken 8 years ago

Put the object in the pillow while simultaneously wearing one of those groin-protection pads

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Icode1 9 years ago

giting hit by a pillow that gives me super powers ok

patrikcath 11 years ago

So I want to get 100000 dollars in paper money, nice pillow

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

A soul ?

bowser2 10 years ago

speed intensifies

Z0m41e 8 years ago

And so, he began to wonder: how badly can words hurt.

asome 11 years ago

Softest object in the known/unknown universe at my chest. Deal with it.

JaplinJohn 11 years ago

time to get me a suit of armor.. lets get this over with.

amir002001 11 years ago

A billion dollar bill xDDDD

TofuDrxgon 9 years ago

Darn. A unicorn kicking me in those places? Naw!

Angel-that-one-kid 7 years ago

Air... I'll have air thrown at me

Canesminior 11 years ago

Dollars wouldn't hurt a lot.

Jibanyan 11 years ago

Will a watch hurt? All I really want is a pet dinosaur that was not hit in my chest.

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Is that a Yo-Kai Watch reference?

Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago

first objesct: giant pillow. second object: armor. third object: whateveri want fourth object: profit?

asome 11 years ago

Lol profit :-)

HavingAPanicAttackRN 8 years ago

I just want a friend...

SirMuffins 6 years ago

*friend gets thrown at you at high speeds* Splat.

Nenu 9 years ago

But I want a Jumin bodypillow case.. xD

Hyperhitman 9 years ago

A immortality pillow

Creative_Name 9 years ago

Money in cash and the world"s softest pillow

CxRxT 9 years ago

Money hurts

Theonlyonesam 9 years ago

A check of 1 billion dollars even if thrown at maximum velocity (before breaking point from friction) can't cut deep enough to kill so just ask for that or the ownership of the world

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

Ownership of the world isn't an item

Guizai 10 years ago

a hidrogen bomb

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

Spell the word "hydrogen"

Flameice2 10 years ago

What a bout a death note. Cab I do that?

Noah Hestetune 13 years ago

a lightsaber at highspeeds will prob hurt

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago

Not if it’s fucking plastic lmfao

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Alex Minzat 13 years ago

I don't think getting hit with an "Infinite Dollars Credit Card (That you don't actually have to pay anything before and after)" made of plastic would hurt.

TheHiddenDark 9 years ago

Debit card..... Infinite dollars credit card would mean you could "borrow" a infinite amount, but the card company will still want what you borrowed....

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Brandon Vitorino 13 years ago

parts for computers wrapped in bubble wrap that never break and are better than all the computer parts for 50+ years

GoddessGlazman 10 years ago

I would pick a puppy or something cute or soft. If i did pick something like a TV, I would ask if it could be covered in the worlds softest materials.

button dude 11 years ago

Just cover it in bubble wrap

theblazeYEET 7 years ago

I"ve chose immortality and I pick a mace

aproy 10 years ago

I wanted this, but then I thought of puppies.

HOOD RAT DOUG FUSCO 12 years ago

A girlfriend. Pls come at my crotch, ty

DeadlySinChaos 9 years ago

Money!!!! Stacks on stacks of: Moneyy!!! Seriously.

GoldenEnergy 11 years ago

i will not press it because 'intense speeds' in the crotch would kill you, no matter the object

FaZeM3RK 11 years ago

Never said we can't wear a cup

Sean Austin Cunningham 13 years ago

What I want will kill me, so I don't think so.

jesuszilla 11 years ago

but i want a car tho.

meatloave 8 months ago

A small brass ring that gives me three wishes when I put it on a finger. 'intense speed' is too subjective to mean anything , A 2 mph underhand toss is plenty intense.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

How can you be intensely hit with gummy bears?

JoffaCake18 11 years ago

and to get hit in the crotch with puppy

Dominatian 9 years ago

So throw my gf at my crotch at intense speeds? Sounds kinky

_SlytherinROX 11 years ago

I'm f**ked because I want a black Chevy Impala 67

SburbPlayer 3 years ago

small round balls of gold sorrounded by a bunch of padding

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