Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

something that gives me superpowers when it hits me (it won't hurt because i can make it have that property as well)

Cable 2 years ago

Perfect!

Atomic111 11 years ago

A small loan of a million dollars won't hurt

Tigslarlowducken 8 years ago

Ultimate loophole: free WiFi You can't get hit in the groin with WiFi

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

No joke, someone actually made a product where you can wear a piece of equipment on your groin area, specifically made to make sure that you won't get hurt if something hits there. Seriously, you could shoot a bullet at it and you'll be absolutely fine.

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

Have fun throwing the title of CEO of Amazon at me.

AsuraShun 4 years ago

the biggest paper cut in history

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yummywetness 11 years ago

Dicks lots of dicks

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

U learn something every day

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Assassith 11 years ago

I choose the force!...oh wait no, No, NOOOOO!!!!

SomethingNotSpecial 9 years ago

Didn't say I couldn't dodge out of the way.

AyyyLOL 9 years ago

Who wants a wrecking ball?

Thjmze 10 years ago

Infinite dollars credit card made out of the softest thing in the multiverse won't hurt

TheHiddenDark 9 years ago

Make it a debit card you fool.....

Jack Crawford 13 years ago

the worlds most amazingly soft pillow, ever

Tigslarlowducken 8 years ago

Put the object in the pillow while simultaneously wearing one of those groin-protection pads

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Icode1 9 years ago

giting hit by a pillow that gives me super powers ok

patrikcath 11 years ago

So I want to get 100000 dollars in paper money, nice pillow

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

A soul ?

bowser2 10 years ago

speed intensifies

Z0m41e 8 years ago

And so, he began to wonder: how badly can words hurt.

asome 11 years ago

Softest object in the known/unknown universe at my chest. Deal with it.

JaplinJohn 11 years ago

time to get me a suit of armor.. lets get this over with.

amir002001 11 years ago

A billion dollar bill xDDDD

TofuDrxgon 9 years ago

Darn. A unicorn kicking me in those places? Naw!

Angel-that-one-kid 7 years ago

Air... I'll have air thrown at me

Canesminior 11 years ago

Dollars wouldn't hurt a lot.

Jibanyan 11 years ago

Will a watch hurt? All I really want is a pet dinosaur that was not hit in my chest.

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Is that a Yo-Kai Watch reference?

Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago

first objesct: giant pillow. second object: armor. third object: whateveri want fourth object: profit?

asome 11 years ago

Lol profit :-)

HavingAPanicAttackRN 8 years ago

I just want a friend...

SirMuffins 6 years ago

*friend gets thrown at you at high speeds* Splat.

Nenu 9 years ago

But I want a Jumin bodypillow case.. xD

Hyperhitman 9 years ago

A immortality pillow

Creative_Name 9 years ago

Money in cash and the world"s softest pillow

CxRxT 9 years ago

Money hurts

Theonlyonesam 9 years ago

A check of 1 billion dollars even if thrown at maximum velocity (before breaking point from friction) can't cut deep enough to kill so just ask for that or the ownership of the world

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

Ownership of the world isn't an item

Guizai 10 years ago

a hidrogen bomb

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

Spell the word "hydrogen"

Flameice2 10 years ago

What a bout a death note. Cab I do that?

Noah Hestetune 13 years ago

a lightsaber at highspeeds will prob hurt

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago

Not if it’s fucking plastic lmfao

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Alex Minzat 13 years ago

I don't think getting hit with an "Infinite Dollars Credit Card (That you don't actually have to pay anything before and after)" made of plastic would hurt.

TheHiddenDark 9 years ago

Debit card..... Infinite dollars credit card would mean you could "borrow" a infinite amount, but the card company will still want what you borrowed....

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Brandon Vitorino 13 years ago

parts for computers wrapped in bubble wrap that never break and are better than all the computer parts for 50+ years

Love Dva 10 years ago

Well i guess a immortal pitbull into my chesticles might hurt but yolo

rosadogger 11 years ago

I only want andy beall and money :]

TheMagicPotato47 8 years ago

Just ask for a guard/protection. Gotta love loopholes

night reaper 11 years ago

poooooooooooop

Renee Cooperider 13 years ago

I want an iPhone, and I've gotten hit with a rock before at high speeds and I'm okay so I'll be fine. Wait, but then getting hit with a TARDIS would hurt-

TheBanditCactus 9 years ago

I would like a ninja sword that is made out of pillow stuffing

coolgeb555man 11 years ago

if I wished for a sword?

Tigslarlowducken 8 years ago

WiFi

Magnus Blindheim 13 years ago

JELLY!!

rkorko 11 years ago

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Common prick 10 years ago

I wanted a Koenigsegg

bobtheperson 11 years ago

Sefirosu200x 9 years ago

Well shit that would probably break the Subutex into dust and make it impossible to take. Maybe a bottle full of them?

Asphodel 11 years ago

200, 000, 000, 000 dollar bills, specifically, and given individually.

FancyPants1234567890 5 years ago

money. boom.

Hatched Ender Dragon w/ Superpowers 10 years ago

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