24372 (44%) 31383 (56%)
24372 (44%) people have pressed this button, while 31383 (56%) did not.
You get your own free private jet and a life time's supply of jet fuel, in-flight snacks, drinks, in-flight movies, and busty Flight attendants.
but
Your private jet will one day be used in a massive terrorist attack. You do not know which day that will be.
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Diastatic Power 10 years ago
Do I get it back when they're done?

Taker_of_Hells 3 years ago
You asking the big questions
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Nebulaedogame last year
I'll just hope beyond hope the attack will be on fascists

mislot 5 months ago
Yes, I hate fascists too.

Sane in Insane Asylum 10 years ago
Plot twist, disassemble the wings and engines of the jet whenever it's not in use.

azerdullah 2 years ago
i only want the snacks
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_Fredder_ 10 years ago
It will be used against the terrorists...

AwesomeBro404 9 years ago
And even better, you could use it.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
So no downsides

High on Potassium 10 years ago
I will sell said jet to buy myself a mega yacht, problem solved.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
“BREAKING: private jet sold to terrorists for yacht; jet later used in destroying <important structure>”

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Bitch, I AM a busty flight attendant.

meatloave 2 years ago
I don't believe you .PUT EM ON THE GLASS!! I will decide just how busty you are.
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AidenRees 9 years ago
I would be dead when my private is used in a massive terrorist attack

AidenRees 9 years ago
pravate jet*

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago
In a massive terrorist attack trying to stop the terrorists...Loophole achived

Elektrik-man143 9 years ago
So i get a free jet and get to do the next 911 where is the downside

DragonEXE 8 years ago
Fucks wrong with you

The1KINGpig 9 years ago
No need for school bus anymore

Ryanhammond 9 years ago
What if I become the terrorist

Howday 5 years ago
Or hire the terrorists.

Hooman 9 years ago
I could just sell it and buy another one And keep all the extra stuff

Winter64 10 years ago
what year is it for this button? im guessing 2001

ras21 10 years ago
I already pressed a button that said i could see into the future so LOOPHOLE

lol331 5 years ago
its gonna be used in 8752 for me

The_old_hag 10 years ago
Bus type flight attendants, I like the sound of that

MGThanatos 9 years ago
Ill take the jet but I gotta get rid of the flight attendents and get new ones.... I have a feeling my (very) busty gf wouldnt like me going on that plane with these.... Instead Ill just take her with me Ayyy

TheMultimention 9 years ago
As long as I get the jet back I'm good

AnimeObsessedChildPATD 9 years ago
So ur trump

Timegamer 8 years ago
If its private how tf did they get their a$$ on?

GLIZZYNATORISM 2 years ago
okay soo... in theory... i can keep the jet in the garage or smth and just live in the jet? and also could sell jet fuel?

Panifex 9 years ago
I am also the only one who knows the special password that makes the plane operable

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
Honestly don't care. Not pushing button

asda12 9 years ago
use guns bruh

xxbeauxx 10 years ago
(concealed carry intensifies)

Chaos_Ender 5 years ago
I will be the terrorist >:d (jk don’t come to my house and arrest me fbi)

ttddoogg 11 years ago
im not selfish enough for to press the button

NCR Soldier 10 years ago
Well aren't you just perfect.

Rayakuma 7 years ago
I don't care, I just get everything, sell the fuel, snacks,movies, and drinks, take the busty woman, sell the Fuel and Jet and Buy a Apartment to hang that b*tch

deathmachine50002 9 years ago
They can't use it for one if i do it first!

SpartanX 10 years ago
Its 1 day or 1000 days just be happy using that

Stickbrick 8 months ago
I'll just sell the jet, food, movies except Hot Rod and Balls of Fury, and the flight attendants, then I just buy a new one and keep it as it is not the same one and I have more money left over to put into the next crypto scam.

Marmot 3 years ago
eu vou estar nele quando acontecer?

TheArkerportian 11 years ago
Well it didn't say it will happen with me on board. Also, one Learjet will never bring it down!

AColdGuy 5 years ago
Ok, keep some guns in you pocket whenyou are using the jet.

IM_A_CHICKEN_NOODLE 9 years ago
Lolz, I'll just put a turret on the door that can't be hacked and only shoot at people it knows, and I can add folks, after I get a retina scan, of course.

DragonEXE 8 years ago
Loophole. Refuel in mid air They can’t hijack you if you’re flying

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Correction, blow up the plane after they steal it.

He6o 2 years ago
我不希望那是波音,767:)

GlutNy 9 years ago
guess what? i secured it

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan 4 years ago
I see no downside except the flight attendants

Rays-hook 9 years ago
I wouldn't fly it. I would only go on it for the movies and snacks.

retty 10 years ago
I could sell it with all the stuff it has and buy whatever I want

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago
Hello are you my new pilot? No I am terrorist. Oh ok

99cake 11 years ago
Used in a massive terrorist attack? Kill Donald Trump with a missle on it. Terrorist attack done.

creepercrew23 11 years ago
Nice

JMRPBLEL 7 years ago
As long as they pay me yes oh and why dont there be a password or fac recog or hand rec9g or whatevs

TheAnalyst99 10 years ago
Always pack heat.

OpticalOllusion 9 years ago
But I barely even have any terror attacks where I live

tsundereking 10 years ago
If the attends have sex with me sure

Smokincrow456 3 years ago
Does that mean i only became ugly just once...every time i redo my life i will redo from my that face yk

Chronus Lord Of Shadows 10 years ago
I'll live on my jet, and kill my ex-president with terrorist I contrat myself while pretending to be kidnapped

Lonewolf3515 9 years ago
I couldn't do it. There is no telling what terror entails if I press that button. Also, it won't be fair to the busty flight attendants if they are aboard during it.
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