Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 5 months ago

I don't want to ever work again so no cons.

WhyAreAllTheNamesTaken 2 years ago

my plan: step 1: ask to get laid step 2: make them have to pay you a lot for it step 3: loophole!

namgyus_discord_kitten 7 months ago

That's just prostitution

Setekh 10 years ago

Fuck some old white republican homophoboc preacher. Collect millions a year in hush money

dat1motherfucker69420 4 years ago

This might be the best idea here

Kastenschwarzbrot 11 years ago

if i dont apply and get an offer LOOPHOLE

felixs-trashbin 5 years ago

HELL YEAH

RoloChambers 11 years ago

I'll be a hooker

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

and considering they cant say no you charge them for a massive price like idk 1000$

Memeber 10 years ago

As said, be the best prostitute. They cant say no, and have to foot the bill.

Nevin JaffaCakes Mullen 13 years ago

Just do someone with a lot of money. You'll be a gold digger, but whatever.

Hyltran 3 years ago

It doesn’t say that they will give you money it just says they want to do you.

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Pandajuice17 9 years ago

This one"s a no-brainer. I can't believe 44 people would rather be able to have sex with anyone than be able to live on their own, have a successful life, and get a lover who they actually met and married.

ThatOneKidInTheBackOfClass 9 years ago

44% of people

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

I go through the downside all the time as is so I'm pressing this.

dark_wolf1994 10 years ago

Becomes a prostitute===world explodes

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

If everyone does that then there won't be any clients for anyone will there?

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Brandon Kolean 13 years ago

>Make your own company >Company becomes succesful >You get laid all the time >Rich powerful and banging bitches everyday >success

dat1motherfucker69420 4 years ago

Basically my thought process

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DomZ127 9 years ago

Create my own company.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken 10 years ago

Get paid to get laid....

melamond 10 years ago

Bang me yall

Eric_Hartman 10 years ago

Become a male Booker. That's not weird at all.

Bladeeagle 10 years ago

Prostitution is a job

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

become a prostitute. nobody you advertise to can say no.

tdhm2004 10 years ago

You get laid by anyone you ask>you are a pornstar>JOB!

&gt;&gt;Fire5tar&lt;&lt; 10 years ago

No upside

Marshall Marshall 13 years ago

Not much change here.

rollier 11 years ago

I don't need a button to help me with this.

Sir_Standeman1711 6 years ago

Start your own business then you can't get denied

vepello 11 years ago

Freelance Prostitution

gedromgamer 11 years ago

damn i'll not have money to live

PrimeElmnt 9 years ago

Do YouTube or Twitch, you don't need a job application for those

Jay Gosney 13 years ago

What if you're a prostitute? Your job is to get laid.

Chief_Reef 11 years ago

Golddigger!!!!

blahfive06 11 years ago

o man i want to get laid

tmp 11 years ago

who needs jobs?

Amelia_Watson 3 years ago

I think this is a weird power, maybe it's for blackmailing people idk

LaLa2003 11 years ago

You can be a Youtuber since there is no application and get laid

HPotter13 10 years ago

Just ask rich girl/guy say you plan wedding ask for card so you have the money steal card ask who you really want to (don't tell rich girl real name)

579Sugarcookie 8 years ago

Ummm I’m asexual so......

Loopdydoo 12 years ago

Become a prostitute

vengeance8791 10 years ago

I'm married and I need a job so I need the opposite of this to happen

Donderpants 11 years ago

Get a friend to apply for you.

RKO 10 years ago

I'll be a youtuber.

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Sure no down side

Halobox55 9 years ago

Start a kickstarter company like cartman did in south park

Jordan Fonua 13 years ago

What is my job was to sleep with anyone i ask? what if they paid for it huh? that's a loophole and I win.

Pl3t 6 months ago

OnlyFans here i come

nulily 11 years ago

I had to say yes to this one because the previous one was "You can press one button on here and have the stuff it says happen in real life but the choice is random and you must press it". This does not harm me nor benefit me in any way. I'm asexual and I already have a job.

M1ke-Oxb1g 10 years ago

What would I need a job for if I can have unlimited guaranteed sex? I can have a different roof over my head each night and I can always get food from food stamps, ssi, or blue apron.