Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 4 months ago

I don't want to ever work again so no cons.

WhyAreAllTheNamesTaken last year

my plan: step 1: ask to get laid step 2: make them have to pay you a lot for it step 3: loophole!

namgyus_discord_kitten 6 months ago

That's just prostitution

Setekh 10 years ago

Fuck some old white republican homophoboc preacher. Collect millions a year in hush money

dat1motherfucker69420 4 years ago

This might be the best idea here

Kastenschwarzbrot 11 years ago

if i dont apply and get an offer LOOPHOLE

felixs-trashbin 5 years ago

HELL YEAH

RoloChambers 11 years ago

I'll be a hooker

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

and considering they cant say no you charge them for a massive price like idk 1000$

Memeber 10 years ago

As said, be the best prostitute. They cant say no, and have to foot the bill.

Nevin JaffaCakes Mullen 13 years ago

Just do someone with a lot of money. You'll be a gold digger, but whatever.

Hyltran 3 years ago

It doesn’t say that they will give you money it just says they want to do you.

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Pandajuice17 9 years ago

This one"s a no-brainer. I can't believe 44 people would rather be able to have sex with anyone than be able to live on their own, have a successful life, and get a lover who they actually met and married.

ThatOneKidInTheBackOfClass 9 years ago

44% of people

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

I go through the downside all the time as is so I'm pressing this.

dark_wolf1994 10 years ago

Becomes a prostitute===world explodes

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

If everyone does that then there won't be any clients for anyone will there?

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Brandon Kolean 13 years ago

>Make your own company >Company becomes succesful >You get laid all the time >Rich powerful and banging bitches everyday >success

dat1motherfucker69420 4 years ago

Basically my thought process

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DomZ127 9 years ago

Create my own company.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken 9 years ago

Get paid to get laid....

melamond 10 years ago

Bang me yall

Eric_Hartman 10 years ago

Become a male Booker. That's not weird at all.

Bladeeagle 10 years ago

Prostitution is a job

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

become a prostitute. nobody you advertise to can say no.

tdhm2004 10 years ago

You get laid by anyone you ask>you are a pornstar>JOB!

&gt;&gt;Fire5tar&lt;&lt; 10 years ago

No upside

Marshall Marshall 13 years ago

Not much change here.

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago

I need linus media group

Sho99 7 years ago

Wait what if my job is to get laid

SuperBlockboy10 12 years ago

Prostitution is the answer to everything

wouldn't you like to know 11 years ago

id rather be rich than a man whore

SnowflameStorm 9 years ago

I'm asexual.... Upside?

Scott Paripsky 13 years ago

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

MysticShadow7102 10 years ago

Just make videos for pornhub xD

TrollerTroller 9 years ago

Std man.! awayyyyyyyyyyy

Matas 11 years ago

Not a problem I'll just become a youtuber

WHZGUD21 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

mati1280 11 years ago

Fools! Being a YouTuber!

BagelRat 3 years ago

find somebody who is loaded

HeyItsJessy 11 years ago

that would be really bad

Angel_funbun 10 years ago

As my parents always say: be self employed

TechnoTato 8 years ago

Don't apply to a job, instead have someone else apply for you

Adam Dennehey 13 years ago

wait to be scouted by the porn industry. you didnt apply therefor will be accepted

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago

...No?

Odango_ 11 years ago

I could just start my own company.

Dahotd0gman 10 years ago

Be a hooker

SomethingAmazing 9 years ago

No that is just wow no OK no

Xiaoshuai last year

反正我不会

Nebulously cool 11 years ago

My mate could get a job

HNWT 10 years ago

What if you become a prostitute?

Dia_KK 11 years ago

Be a prostitute

POKEMANER_31 11 years ago

I get to have a thirteen way with the hottest chix

Madcalf8881 6 years ago

They will lay you if you ask but that doesn't mean they will pay you if you ask. Of course there"s always blackmail and hush money.

swearzt 12 years ago

You could get a job in porn . When you ask the woman that you have to work with . hey lets do it . And she will be like okay . And then the dude with the camera will pay you for the things that you do . Or you can make home porn videos on your own .

MyNameisRAN 11 years ago

Im too sexy for them to ignore my laid invites lol xD

Squidefender 9 years ago

Sex is life bitch

Nicole Tremain 13 years ago

IM ON A DISABILITY PENSION AND CANT WORK SO- THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE TO THIS.

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