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You will live forever
but
So will all your exes, and they will permanently stalk you
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Javongod 5 years ago
I am single and ready to mingle for life baby I have no ex so this is ok 👍

YaelAvsker 10 years ago
all my exes are my friends and i talk to them a lot at school so.....

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Good for you

Guizoc 8 years ago
Being immortal would suck..... think about it

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
I agree

Avery Luna Delost 13 years ago
i dont have any exes. hehe

Gamer2011 6 years ago
Me neither
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AsuraShun 4 years ago
no exes

SapixIV 3 years ago
Same

Highschool123 10 years ago
but i have a crush on my ex >///<

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Good for you
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Leafs34 9 years ago
i don't wanna live forever

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Me too
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DontPressButton 10 years ago
I don't have exes. Heck, I'm not even a teen yet

2hello9 10 years ago
I don't have any exes and I don't want to live forever

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Hai

Aero Kijjaroenvisal 13 years ago
So, you can just find the person you wanna spend eternity with, and then dump them and be in the weirdest possible situation with them forever.

JordanTurner 9 years ago
if you live forever you get SUPERRRR old. and soon you would be so old you cant even get up/move without help. so basically this is a downside-downside.

ShellyBates 9 years ago
ok, so like.. the worst part of being alive forever.. is that you see everyone you care about dying, and there is no way for you to "pass on" with them, and you feel lonely and junk.. (vampires complain in every book, and tv show) but here, your sexually ... [Show full comment]

Dannywwelover 9 years ago
Can i have sex with them

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago
*stab*
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pontus999 9 years ago
yey i get imortality i dont got any exes

Peasinthewoods 9 years ago
A. I don't have any exes B. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES WOAH OH OH AH OH OH C. I don't want to be immortal

Rowly 10 years ago
Upside??

Spinelthecrystalclod 10 years ago
*Demiromantic laughter in the background*

KyleFukui 10 years ago
Fine with me, my exes are on wonderful terms, they"re both good friends of mine and I value their company

PhoenixAshes 10 years ago
No exes bc I need a boyfriend first

Saitama:one punch momma 10 years ago
They aren't stalking you if you know that they're doing it

wisecrack3 10 years ago
It's not ra-stalking if they "like" it

Macaroni&amp;amp;Cheese 11 years ago
Yea cause they want this dick

2hello9 10 years ago
Slutty, pervert, bastards in the comment section....
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Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
-grabs deathnote-

imagay0thgil 6 years ago
Ah yes
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Cameron Nash 13 years ago
Eh. I don't want to live forever. About the time Earth is void of all life, things would get really damn boring I imagine.

Gozzer 11 years ago
You imagine wrong by the time earth is gone we will probably be colonizing the galaxy

Wednesday Fields 13 years ago
I have no exes. Huehuehuecolourcolourhue

Aloox 9 years ago
Make everything they would see completely horrible so they will have to ask you to stop or stop stalking you.

DonAndreas 11 years ago
Dream...

SeabassJames 10 years ago
I don't want immortality.

caeraboo 12 years ago
Wow, These buttons have no effect on me

TomYourBoss 8 years ago
Who doesn't want to live for ever well I mean when the world ends you could explore space

Lost-H3RO 11 years ago
Only one person anyway

Rx568 4 years ago
a mi no me gustaría. No solo porque me acecharían mis ex (aun que no tengo), también seria porque la vida de por si para mi ya es larga y perdería el sentido, además imagínate cuando el planeta ya no sea habitable y solo quedes tu con tus ex

wisecrack3 10 years ago
Best immortality question ever #gotfriendswhowontdie

Mew Ashley 13 years ago
I have one.

stanly 11 years ago
-gets warehouse read-

TheGamePIN 9 years ago
Exes. Viruses or past girlfriends?

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago
For the first time being a anti-social nerd pays off!!!! :D

LivewireKing 9 years ago
I don't have any huehuehue

plazmafighter 11 years ago
upside no there isnt any fuck it im not pressin that butooon

NotARobot 10 years ago
Why do I keep seeing this one?

boivinboy 11 years ago
Heh, I don't got no ex's

Weebman 6 years ago
Me finally getting exes yesss

defrostu 10 years ago
I got 1 one o.n.e x ex exx

Moldorga 11 years ago
Can I date them? Because I'm ok with this. I'll just date them all at the same time.

UncertainStingray 8 years ago
Exes? What are those?

GoldenOctopus 11 years ago
I won't have any exes

Tumblrcrap 9 years ago
One from kindergarten (child loaf)

DomZ127 10 years ago
Until they die...

Midnight tha queen 12 years ago
has no exes.

BoiZeBery 9 years ago
Kill them

Will99 11 years ago
I don't have an 3rd sobya
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