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You will live forever
but
So will all your exes, and they will permanently stalk you
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AsuraShun2 years ago
no exes

SapixIVlast year
Same

Javongod3 years ago
I am single and ready to mingle for life baby I have no ex so this is ok 👍

YaelAvsker8 years ago
all my exes are my friends and i talk to them a lot at school so.....

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Good for you

Guizoc7 years ago
Being immortal would suck..... think about it

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
I agree

Highschool1238 years ago
but i have a crush on my ex >///<

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Good for you
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Avery Luna Delost12 years ago
i dont have any exes. hehe

Gamer20114 years ago
Me neither
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Leafs347 years ago
i don't wanna live forever

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Me too
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DontPressButton8 years ago
I don't have exes. Heck, I'm not even a teen yet

2hello98 years ago
I don't have any exes and I don't want to live forever

DontPressButton8 years ago
Hai

JordanTurner7 years ago
if you live forever you get SUPERRRR old. and soon you would be so old you cant even get up/move without help. so basically this is a downside-downside.

ShellyBates7 years ago
ok, so like.. the worst part of being alive forever.. is that you see everyone you care about dying, and there is no way for you to "pass on" with them, and you feel lonely and junk.. (vampires complain in every book, and tv show) but here, your sexually ...[Show full comment]

Dannywwelover8 years ago
Can i have sex with them

Iamsuasidal7 years ago
*stab*
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pontus9998 years ago
yey i get imortality i dont got any exes

Peasinthewoods8 years ago
A. I don't have any exes B. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES WOAH OH OH AH OH OH C. I don't want to be immortal

Rowly8 years ago
Upside??

Spinelthecrystalclod8 years ago
*Demiromantic laughter in the background*

KyleFukui8 years ago
Fine with me, my exes are on wonderful terms, they"re both good friends of mine and I value their company

Aero Kijjaroenvisal12 years ago
So, you can just find the person you wanna spend eternity with, and then dump them and be in the weirdest possible situation with them forever.

PhoenixAshes8 years ago
No exes bc I need a boyfriend first

Saitama:one punch momma9 years ago
They aren't stalking you if you know that they're doing it

wisecrack39 years ago
It's not ra-stalking if they "like" it

Macaroni&amp;amp;Cheese9 years ago
Yea cause they want this dick

2hello98 years ago
Slutty, pervert, bastards in the comment section....
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Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
-grabs deathnote-

imagay0thgil4 years ago
Ah yes
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Cameron Nash12 years ago
Eh. I don't want to live forever. About the time Earth is void of all life, things would get really damn boring I imagine.

Gozzer9 years ago
You imagine wrong by the time earth is gone we will probably be colonizing the galaxy

Wednesday Fields12 years ago
I have no exes. Huehuehuecolourcolourhue

NotARobot8 years ago
Why do I keep seeing this one?

boivinboy9 years ago
Heh, I don't got no ex's

Weebman4 years ago
Me finally getting exes yesss

defrostu9 years ago
I got 1 one o.n.e x ex exx

LivewireKing7 years ago
I don't have any huehuehue

plazmafighter9 years ago
upside no there isnt any fuck it im not pressin that butooon

UncertainStingray6 years ago
Exes? What are those?

GoldenOctopus9 years ago
I won't have any exes

Tumblrcrap8 years ago
One from kindergarten (child loaf)

Moldorga10 years ago
Can I date them? Because I'm ok with this. I'll just date them all at the same time.

alexminer13598 years ago
I like how people put down comments and after years they are on top. LOL

carooship9 years ago
Exes? I dont have any hahahah

DomZ1279 years ago
Until they die...

Midnight tha queen10 years ago
has no exes.

BoiZeBery7 years ago
Kill them

Will999 years ago
I don't have an 3rd sobya

imavirginnn4 years ago
upside?

Austinc9519 years ago
Let her stalk me forever that sounds like their is no downside

Julian_Frost7 years ago
I'll always be willing to have sex with them

leo11119 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

sonhol8 years ago
two downsides....

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago
Hey, I gotta tell you something. I'm breaking up with you but for a good reason. You will see in the future

P0TATO7 years ago
I dont want to live forever; I'll only see the people I love die for years on end ;-;

best will you press the button player9 years ago
don't have any

APG8 years ago
Will then better slience them permently before i consider this

MajorKiller409 years ago
I have no exes so that's OK with me.
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