Will You Press The Button?

Derptron20009 years ago

Yes I can finally be an all-knowing hermit just like I've always wanted to be.

P78 years ago

If I get infinite wisdom, then I will be too busy with my thoughts to communicate with others. Seriously

Octomations7 years ago

Your comment is ironic considering your profile pic

LolaLu268 years ago

I will talk to the animals

Edwardthefast6 months ago

Then tell them a message 4 the humans

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Maxwell Stabs12 years ago

With infinite wisdom, you'd likely discover some method of communication with human beings, like a translator that makes pets you, and they'd know what to say because you'd discover telepathy and speak with the animals to tell them what to say. Boom, just got it right there.

Menardas-reply-and-post7 years ago

So what I said?

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Guilherme Schneider12 years ago

Greybeards from The Elder Scrolls

defrostu9 years ago

Be dragonborn X99999999999

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Rohan Whykes12 years ago

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000048153714-08yip4-original.png?3eddc42

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

what

riddletale frisk a.k.a frick da gaemur9 years ago

I will make Mr. Pickles exist

Mosavgaming9 years ago

Then what's the point having all wisdom then

M17bully3 years ago

I Could Just Use Paper

????10 years ago

I mean like, that's basically my life every day.

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

meh. im down for multidimensional travel without humans from this universe. i can literally teleport myself to another dimension with people in it

MineGodGamer9 years ago

F6

DaniFromDennys8 years ago

I mean, I already don't have the ability to communicate with other human beings, so that really wouldn't chance much.

anonyme9 years ago

if I have the infinite wisdom , I'll make fun

Dumbo9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Smexy Smoo9 years ago

If you see this just dont read it. Its just some dumb fuck who wants to be famous!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

WTF!? I GRICHED AND PRESSED THIS BUTTON!!!

Menardas-reply-and-post7 years ago

Pind a way to communicate with the wisdom

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

ill take stupidity over not being able to speak

Kaiyanni10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

ImaCat2229 years ago

With infinite wisdom, its impossible to not communicate with another human being, wisdom means to have experience, Losing all ability to communicate with a human is not wisdom,

olemartin11 years ago

maxwell stabs, the thing says YOU CANT COMMUNICATE WITH ANOTHER HUMAN IN ANY WAY, which means there would be no way for you to communicate no matter what

SeabassJames7 years ago

You lose it, but you could get it back.

Marcela3878 years ago

Okey if you want

Hella_Rose249 years ago

Like Crete the cure for cancer writes on a bottle the formula and your full name and age then hands it politely to the nurse and they freak out. Trying to ask you questions and thinking you are a mute.

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx9 years ago

but when you pressed the button you can't chat here... logic right?

Avani9 years ago

Wait, if I recieve infinite wisdom, I know how to write. That's a huge paradox

awesome23 years ago

Literally a plot of a regular show episode

zdodger10 years ago

i will rise with my army of dolphin soldiers and take the world with an iron fisht! (get it?) "fisht"

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

like rick and morty stuff

Reagan_The_Bunny9 years ago

I am super antisocial I see no downside this

Kenneth Melveettil12 years ago

then you'll realize what a stupid decision you've made

Baileyone8 years ago

Lol I'll be so smart everyone else will be mentally handicapped in comparison so why would I want to talk to a Rtard anyway

usefulbobcat9 years ago

No I do not need a lot of wisdom it can be bad for you in many ways.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

SOMEONE KILL ME NOW

DeathlyVoids9 years ago

Just like yoda

gregoryo149 years ago

Im more of a popular guy than smart so i would definitely not do that

mrcheese4 years ago

think of another way

Snowfrost9189 years ago

It only spares my sanity. 1. Have your family and friends around when you press the button. 2. Create a cure for- Cancer, AIDS/HIV, arthritis, etc. 3. You know where extraterrestrials are. Be an astronaut, and if there are none, you can figure out how to g...[Show full comment]

xXDankmemelord42096360Xx9 years ago

You're right, but one other thing is you could talk to animals, and then tell the animals to relay your message to you. They would think you're crazy at first, ut eventually they will accept you.

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon7 years ago

I already have an above average intellect according to people who know me (never have taken a test or anything, because I don't care) and I enjoy the process of discovering new ideas and theory. This would deprive me of the ability to do so, and the lack ...[Show full comment]

catherine chandler9 years ago

I would die without talking!!!!

asdguy0011 years ago

humans suck, cats get 8000th cetury technology

starfireivy279 years ago

why the hell would i need infinite wisdom, lets be real

Clovis2 years ago

communicate with other forms of life like animal companions, you would know how to

ness,ness,ness,ness,ness,ness9 years ago

Its just one human im sure i can live

MinusG9 years ago

With infinite wisdom I could find the ultimate key to pure ecstasy and happiness and live my life infinitely better than anyone else.

Queenskittlez 9 years ago

Fuck wisdom

spasticVocalist10 years ago

I can still read fanfics though, right?

OmarAlghoul7 years ago

It"s like being a grey beard from Skyrim but without communicating

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

does writing and typing count?

AlphaC8 years ago

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