Will You Press The Button?

Derptron20009 years ago

Yes I can finally be an all-knowing hermit just like I've always wanted to be.

P78 years ago

If I get infinite wisdom, then I will be too busy with my thoughts to communicate with others. Seriously

Octomations7 years ago

Your comment is ironic considering your profile pic

LolaLu268 years ago

I will talk to the animals

Edwardthefast8 months ago

Then tell them a message 4 the humans

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Maxwell Stabs12 years ago

With infinite wisdom, you'd likely discover some method of communication with human beings, like a translator that makes pets you, and they'd know what to say because you'd discover telepathy and speak with the animals to tell them what to say. Boom, just got it right there.

Menardas-reply-and-post7 years ago

So what I said?

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Guilherme Schneider12 years ago

Greybeards from The Elder Scrolls

defrostu9 years ago

Be dragonborn X99999999999

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Rohan Whykes12 years ago

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000048153714-08yip4-original.png?3eddc42

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

what

Hella_Rose2410 years ago

Like Crete the cure for cancer writes on a bottle the formula and your full name and age then hands it politely to the nurse and they freak out. Trying to ask you questions and thinking you are a mute.

Marcela3879 years ago

Okey if you want

awesome23 years ago

Literally a plot of a regular show episode

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx9 years ago

but when you pressed the button you can't chat here... logic right?

Avani10 years ago

Wait, if I recieve infinite wisdom, I know how to write. That's a huge paradox

Reagan_The_Bunny9 years ago

I am super antisocial I see no downside this

zdodger10 years ago

i will rise with my army of dolphin soldiers and take the world with an iron fisht! (get it?) "fisht"

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

like rick and morty stuff

Kenneth Melveettil12 years ago

then you'll realize what a stupid decision you've made

Baileyone8 years ago

Lol I'll be so smart everyone else will be mentally handicapped in comparison so why would I want to talk to a Rtard anyway

usefulbobcat10 years ago

No I do not need a lot of wisdom it can be bad for you in many ways.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

SOMEONE KILL ME NOW

DeathlyVoids10 years ago

Just like yoda

gregoryo1410 years ago

Im more of a popular guy than smart so i would definitely not do that

mrcheese5 years ago

think of another way

Snowfrost9189 years ago

It only spares my sanity. 1. Have your family and friends around when you press the button. 2. Create a cure for- Cancer, AIDS/HIV, arthritis, etc. 3. You know where extraterrestrials are. Be an astronaut, and if there are none, you can figure out how to g...[Show full comment]

xXDankmemelord42096360Xx9 years ago

You're right, but one other thing is you could talk to animals, and then tell the animals to relay your message to you. They would think you're crazy at first, ut eventually they will accept you.

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon8 years ago

I already have an above average intellect according to people who know me (never have taken a test or anything, because I don't care) and I enjoy the process of discovering new ideas and theory. This would deprive me of the ability to do so, and the lack ...[Show full comment]

catherine chandler9 years ago

I would die without talking!!!!

asdguy0011 years ago

humans suck, cats get 8000th cetury technology

starfireivy2710 years ago

why the hell would i need infinite wisdom, lets be real

Clovis2 years ago

communicate with other forms of life like animal companions, you would know how to

ness,ness,ness,ness,ness,ness9 years ago

Its just one human im sure i can live

MinusG10 years ago

With infinite wisdom I could find the ultimate key to pure ecstasy and happiness and live my life infinitely better than anyone else.

Queenskittlez 9 years ago

Fuck wisdom

spasticVocalist10 years ago

I can still read fanfics though, right?

OmarAlghoul7 years ago

It"s like being a grey beard from Skyrim but without communicating

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

does writing and typing count?

AlphaC8 years ago

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Shalom3259 years ago

It's not like I talk much.

tishtashof201510 years ago

What if you know how to cure cancer does that mean you can create the cure but tell no one about it so they will never believe you and hen the many people you could save you die all because you cannot communicate with other people

Reackaram9 years ago

REACKARAM DOSE NOT CARE

nasess4510 years ago

Sometimes it's better to be a little clueless

Alora_Dark_Moon40004 years ago

you think I talk to humans-

YellowCandy84322 years ago

I am human, you"re talking to me right now ¯\_( ._. )_/¯

Good God A Bear11 years ago

Solution: Learn to speak monkey

LENNONRIGGS7 years ago

Screw the button, MWAH HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!

dudebro1019 years ago

Not worth it

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem10 years ago

There is this thing called "written language"

PeaceDLuffy10 years ago

That is a paradox.

Bogey4 months ago

talk to a parrot that repeats you

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Technically this is a win win for me but I don't know for sure if you can't skype or email them,so...Unfortunately not pressing the button

TaylorFoleyGehring7 years ago

I'm smart enough already

SonofaBatman9 years ago

I could just be a god among men and be able to become basically immortal and can talk to any alien race if they exist or create one if others don't for some strange reason.

Roaryboy10 years ago

Wisdom is already infinite, it just comes and goes from time to time.

logan bleach 109 years ago

That's horrible

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