With infinite wisdom, you'd likely discover some method of communication with human beings, like a translator that makes pets you, and they'd know what to say because you'd discover telepathy and speak with the animals to tell them what to say. Boom, just got it right there.
Like Crete the cure for cancer writes on a bottle the formula and your full name and age then hands it politely to the nurse and they freak out. Trying to ask you questions and thinking you are a mute.
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Marcela3879 years ago
Okey if you want
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awesome23 years ago
Literally a plot of a regular show episode
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xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx9 years ago
but when you pressed the button you can't chat here... logic right?
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Avani10 years ago
Wait, if I recieve infinite wisdom, I know how to write. That's a huge paradox
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Reagan_The_Bunny9 years ago
I am super antisocial I see no downside this
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zdodger10 years ago
i will rise with my army of dolphin soldiers and take the world with an iron fisht! (get it?) "fisht"
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YourBoiTy6757 years ago
like rick and morty stuff
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Kenneth Melveettil12 years ago
then you'll realize what a stupid decision you've made
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Baileyone8 years ago
Lol I'll be so smart everyone else will be mentally handicapped in comparison so why would I want to talk to a Rtard anyway
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usefulbobcat10 years ago
No I do not need a lot of wisdom it can be bad for you in many ways.
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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
SOMEONE KILL ME NOW
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DeathlyVoids10 years ago
Just like yoda
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gregoryo1410 years ago
Im more of a popular guy than smart so i would definitely not do that
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mrcheese5 years ago
think of another way
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Snowfrost9189 years ago
It only spares my sanity. 1. Have your family and friends around when you press the button. 2. Create a cure for- Cancer, AIDS/HIV, arthritis, etc. 3. You know where extraterrestrials are. Be an astronaut, and if there are none, you can figure out how to g...[Show full comment]
xXDankmemelord42096360Xx9 years ago
You're right, but one other thing is you could talk to animals, and then tell the animals to relay your message to you. They would think you're crazy at first, ut eventually they will accept you.
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KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon8 years ago
I already have an above average intellect according to people who know me (never have taken a test or anything, because I don't care) and I enjoy the process of discovering new ideas and theory. This would deprive me of the ability to do so, and the lack ...[Show full comment]
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catherine chandler9 years ago
I would die without talking!!!!
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asdguy0011 years ago
humans suck, cats get 8000th cetury technology
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starfireivy2710 years ago
why the hell would i need infinite wisdom, lets be real
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Clovis2 years ago
communicate with other forms of life like animal companions, you would know how to
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ness,ness,ness,ness,ness,ness9 years ago
Its just one human im sure i can live
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MinusG10 years ago
With infinite wisdom I could find the ultimate key to pure ecstasy and happiness and live my life infinitely better than anyone else.
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Queenskittlez 9 years ago
Fuck wisdom
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spasticVocalist10 years ago
I can still read fanfics though, right?
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OmarAlghoul7 years ago
It"s like being a grey beard from Skyrim but without communicating
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Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
does writing and typing count?
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AlphaC8 years ago
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Shalom3259 years ago
It's not like I talk much.
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tishtashof201510 years ago
What if you know how to cure cancer does that mean you can create the cure but tell no one about it so they will never believe you and hen the many people you could save you die all because you cannot communicate with other people
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Reackaram9 years ago
REACKARAM DOSE NOT CARE
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nasess4510 years ago
Sometimes it's better to be a little clueless
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Alora_Dark_Moon40004 years ago
you think I talk to humans-
YellowCandy84322 years ago
I am human, you"re talking to me right now ¯\_( ._. )_/¯
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Good God A Bear11 years ago
Solution: Learn to speak monkey
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LENNONRIGGS7 years ago
Screw the button, MWAH HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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dudebro1019 years ago
Not worth it
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Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem10 years ago
There is this thing called "written language"
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PeaceDLuffy10 years ago
That is a paradox.
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Bogey4 months ago
talk to a parrot that repeats you
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The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Technically this is a win win for me but I don't know for sure if you can't skype or email them,so...Unfortunately not pressing the button
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TaylorFoleyGehring7 years ago
I'm smart enough already
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SonofaBatman9 years ago
I could just be a god among men and be able to become basically immortal and can talk to any alien race if they exist or create one if others don't for some strange reason.
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Roaryboy10 years ago
Wisdom is already infinite, it just comes and goes from time to time.
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