Will You Press The Button?

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

It says everything ELSE with wheels, not the motorcycle itself. But if it never crashes and driving into like a liquid deep enough to make it sink is crashing and it doesnt crash, ITS A JESUS MOTORCYCLE! *slams button*

MoltenBolt 9 years ago

Yep

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Taylor Rose 11 years ago

Never said I couldn't ride boats.

Jinsku34 6 years ago

Haha boats gang go *boat motor sound*

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JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

With all that money from not buying a car, BUY A HOVERBOARD!! And no, not the fake kind with wheels, A REAL ONE!

JustLikeTheySay 9 years ago

actually... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilao8ExArEE

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Kaii 10 years ago

Never crashes? Can drive on water? Now introducing, the Jesuscycle.

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago

Lol lmao I'm dying XD

HellfireBlu 9 years ago

Fuck it just sit on your motorbike on top of a plane coz even if u fall off u wont crash

BLUEDRAGON1 9 years ago

Smart

usoutlaw 10 years ago

if you ever need to fly anywhere just get on your bike and get on a cargo plane and stay on your bike.

connermckay 11 years ago

Airplanes have airplanes... No more flying

KatCat 8 years ago

*Goes to California on Motorcycle then Gets on a boat it did not mention about not being able to ride* TO THE COUNTRY OF TECHNOLOGY!!! (Japan)

PressDaButton353 9 years ago

Slams da button

fakinfake 10 years ago

i mean you have a motorcycle that never crashes and you cant use anything with wheels or airplanes, but they didn't mention animals boats submarines rockets hovercrafts or a TARDIS

Coaster 9 years ago

Where are you going to get a TARDIS?

MariaZanith 10 years ago

I'll learn how to add onto it and make it my own personal motercycle-plane-car.

dogewolf 10 years ago

ever heard of choppers

99cake 10 years ago

Sell it for an electric helicopter and tons of solarpanels

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

helicopter

Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

Airplanes have wheels, you know.

ElizabethMannix 10 years ago

Ikr

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John Reeves 13 years ago

Jump over oceans to get where you want. You can't crash by failing the jump early and you'll stick the also landing and keep going because you can't crash.

Harrison Barnes 13 years ago

me too

Stormshadows2 10 years ago

ride it across the ocean it cant crash

Cheers men! 11 years ago

Nah i could drice the bike into aa car orplane °° \\\\__/

RCdabest 11 years ago

never crashes with the water *drives with motorbike to america* now your in new yoooork!

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago

Sch Eue Rma N: gayforpay is good

DaKook 10 years ago

It can't crash, but that doesn't mean it can't break.

Hubaka Gs 13 years ago

and so boat was invented

jordanblueflame 10 years ago

wings arent called fucking airplanes. im not gonna ride a fucking airplane and see a fucking jet on the wing

AngieSpangy 11 years ago

i don't even know how to ride a damn motercycle

RCdabest 11 years ago

but it never crashes so ur problem is solved right there sir

jake1da1snake 10 years ago

BOATS!

Dance Comander 11 years ago

This is a yes for the jesus motorcycle

I_l1k3_c4ke 8 years ago

You don't ride it you DRIVE it

Cuthbert Cooper 13 years ago

So if you drive over a ramp into the ocean what happens? You can't crash into the ocean after all.

alonsy 11 years ago

HELICOPTORS!!!

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Airplanes have wheels

Masket 11 years ago

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#Pewds 11 years ago

Whats the point of riding a moater cycle because moater cycle have wheels.

RCdabest 11 years ago

aniting "else" you dumb ass motherfucker

alec 12 years ago

boat and a bike easy

jona311p 11 years ago

so, it never crashes. if i drive into a tree. does it explode? if my mom sits on it, does it explode? if i drive it into the bottom of the ocean, DOES IT EXPLODE? explode = crash = kaboom = the end = no more 4 u = u dont get anything else = no more candy 4... [Show full comment]

Darc last year

But you’d need so much gas. It’s inefficiant

swatcat87 10 years ago

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BLUEDRAGON1 9 years ago

You could customize the motorcycle.*hacks the system, to skip a question, but gets an 80 on his math test*

Andy Truong 13 years ago

Then I'll ride a helicopter!

BlakeOps2003 10 years ago

I would build a bridge across the Atlantic and Indian oceans, that way I could go everywhere. I would also have Wolverine/Cyclops' 'cycle.

DeeZ buttons 11 years ago

I will ged hower board

CresentMoon 11 years ago

DUDE, RIDE MOTORCYCLES LIKE A BOSS. That and I can still use boats. Sweet

AngeloIra 11 years ago

As much as I love motorcycles, I don't want to freeze my ass off to go Christmas shopping.

meisawesome 9 years ago

So I'm ghost rider minus the flaming head

Nik Swinnerton 13 years ago

Airplanes have wheels

Ackkmann 10 years ago

I'll use an aeroplane.

Tigerstripestar230 11 years ago

Motorcycles are too loud

Mieko XD 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Crapness 11 years ago

JESUS CHRIST IN THE FORM OF A MOTORCYCLE

G0thicorn 8 years ago

Motorcycle, broom, boat/ship, horse, camel, elephant, hover vehicle, flying carpet, hot air balloon, dog sled/sleigh,

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