Will You Press The Button?

Kampfarsch 11 years ago

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Ruben14 9 years ago

It means that nothing can kill you for 10 years.

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Ritty 9 years ago

WHATS THE POINT OF IMMORTALITY IF I LOSE IT AFTER 10 FREAKING YEARS??

somedude1515 3 years ago

you can't be killed. and if you have powers like those, you"d certainly have a hit on you.

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

I already pushed a button that removed downsides. So fuck you, I don't need your rules 🖕

Seth Beals 13 years ago

Use just before death, be the coolest great grandparent ever for 10 years, die happy.

watermouse 5 years ago

Your immortal tho

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Fireball 12 years ago

*flying/holding car* oh no the abilities ran out! *dies*

Kaiza 9 years ago

Use when 80 or 90

Rorosweet 9 years ago

Have those ten years when your old then ull still have a good amount of timelife

NoDownsideMan 11 years ago

WAIT!!! NO I SCREWED MY LIFE1!

lp21th 11 years ago

Wait...did you say immortality?

Powermyster 11 years ago

Your not immortal if you die after ten years ?

SinonMercer 9 years ago

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Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

use last 3 days to fly super high, when fall fall to death never deal with paralysed side

PeterKnetter 5 years ago

what the freak do you mean dude i can't understand Angurosh

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Miles McDaniel 13 years ago

So.... I become Christopher Reeves?

Shaun DeCuir 13 years ago

How would u bwcome emortal if it only last for ten years

dankmemes101 9 years ago

That means you are guaranteed immortality for those ten years.

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GridzbiSpudvetch 10 years ago

"immortality for ten years"? no sense made

dankmemes101 9 years ago

It does make sense. It means that you are guaranteed not to die for those ten years.

Amelyanna 11 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

-_-

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KillYourseIf 3 years ago

I am paralyzed from the neck down ass hole.

Keston Reyes 13 years ago

would be good if i get this when I'm very old tho

DatBoiBob 8 years ago

if you are always flying you will fall and die

MadaraUchiha 10 years ago

I see what you did there....after the 10 years not only do I turn normal again but I'm paralyzed and immortal huh? So I'll never die...and be in a permanent vegetable state? No thank you

Raven1323 10 years ago

You lose the ability of immortality.

Herobrinetic 9 years ago

So basically, this is selling your soul to the devil. Because when you do that with the devil, you get whatever you want but in 10 years he takes your soul.

Domo 11 years ago

I'd rather die and be able to move meh body ðŸ˜Š

LEBRON JAM 11 years ago

Oh I truly love this! I get paralyzed!

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

No

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago

Immortality. For 10 years.

Quartzfire 10 years ago

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oldnotweak 11 years ago

ill just setup a instant kill scenario when the 10 years are up

CMHammond 11 years ago

I would press it on my death bed...if I am allowed. I wouldn't press it now, being paralysed would ruin my life. As much as 10 years is a long time, it would be much longer of paralysis. So no.

MangoMango 9 years ago

Juz make a cyborg body, cut your head of, put in the body and its no fuckin downside ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Loophole

WoodStuff 9 years ago

immortality.

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MrMcGoofy 10 years ago

Wait doesn't immortality last forever? Paradox

dankmemes101 9 years ago

No. It means you are guaranteed not to die for those ten years. Read the downside before you try to act smart. -_-

maxwellduo 11 years ago

So if I accept this over 90 years I can die with out paralysis

Jack1 2 years ago

70 year olds: Oh yeah! 10 years later: How am i still alive?

potato12gaga 10 years ago

easy,use it on your death bed and there you go 10 more years to live,your welcome!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Unless you get hit by a bus. You wouldn't be expecting that, now would you? You"re welcome!

gijswillem1 12 years ago

Ten years are too less

AliSaif 8 years ago

Am just in highschool I wanna live + my live is perfect

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

HAHAAHAHAHHAJAHAHHAHAAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NO.

tymanaZ 11 years ago

eventually there will be a way to fix said paralysis or the world will end. whichever comes first

sigma leader 11 years ago

whats tthe point of being immortaal then

Icepicker50 5 years ago

Basically only downside. Because you would die after the 10 years because immortality means you NEVER die. But invincibility, you can't get hurt or die, but it is not infinite. So whoever made this needs better vocabulary education.

oldnotweak 10 years ago

just before the powers wear off just fly into the sun. as soon as the powers go off you are incinerated , anyway i only have 2 years so this is a net gain of 8 years. so no downside for me

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

stop the spam

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Michael Roberts 13 years ago

I'm not gonna take ten years over my whole life.

AdbashplaysYT 11 years ago

At the last few seconds I will eat the last dougnuts

Venobra 9 years ago

Nice superman reference

FormalEnderman10 last year

Ahem, endermen can teleport. Paralyzarion has little to no effect on us.

RachelE08 10 years ago

You won't have immortality then? Swweeeeeeeeeeeeet. (being sarcastic here)

labygirl games 11 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

Stop posting the spam. It"s fucking cancer.

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tomboy5454 10 years ago

Jokes on u last question I became a super kid with more powers then this

jackspicer 12 years ago

Let me explain how i think they mean, you gain the immortality not to die from mortal wounds not the live forever thing because after the 10 years you loose the ability "immortality" so you are able to die after the 10 years. I picked YES because i knew this.

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

Super strength it actually very flawed because the 3rd law of motion. If you punch something like concrete and it breaks, congratulations, you just shattered every bone in your hand!

Brenin15 9 years ago

Logically if you become paralysed from the neck down your orders will be paralysed as well

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