You get the best gaming rig known to man, and google fiber for free.
but
You will never have sex again.
I will not


GangsternauwL7 years ago
I feel offended by the word "again". some of us are still virgins you know

Panifex6 years ago
Saving myself for marriage

Litteral CanadaBall Right Here7 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the backround*

LOLLoopholes6 years ago
It is though.
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joaquin557 years ago
You👏can👏be👏in👏a👏relationship👏without👏sex👏

Suvrenim7 months ago
whats a relationship? where can i find one?
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Abigail Awesomeness 8 years ago
I'm planing on being a virgin for the rest of my life anyways

Milkywae3 years ago
Same
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TommiPommmi8 years ago
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE REKTED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MONDAY BY THE ADOLF HITLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED CLOSEING THIS WEBSITE. DON'T STOP. THIS IS NOT SO FREAKY. 1. Fuck your sister ten t...[Show full comment]

AlexandreLePain2 years ago
It is not even freaky I will without second thought fuck my sister not just ten times but for rest of my life
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Jaysky7 years ago
Invest in the sex toys for ultimate masturbation. Invest in VR porn and hentai.

MankDemes567 years ago
I like you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

XXxxCutieGamerxxXX6 years ago
And if i dont want sex?

dankmemes1017 years ago
"Again" bitch, I never have and never will.

dankmemes1017 years ago
Asexuality can have more than one definition. You realize that, don't you?
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QualityLuxury7 years ago
I won't ever have sex anyways

bitches be cray7 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the backround*

TheAceAce6 years ago
Theres a difference between asexuality and asexual reproduction dragborg, go back to middle school.

Thatbisexualgreyromantic6 years ago
*quiet ace mumbling(

fAllioX8 years ago
I don't need sex because Dark Souls fucks me everyday

inseto4 years ago
VIRGIN FOREVERRRR

nakobro2003 7 years ago
It seems like 90% of people on this site are asexual

Mai-chan7 years ago
More like 25% ace or aro, 25% heterosexual, 49% homo, and then 1% straight, male, American bigots. This site seems to always gear towards the 1%.
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Alexander-Hamilton7 years ago
When you"re ace XD

Mai-chan7 years ago
Again? Never had it in the first place. I CHOOSE CHASTITY!!!

Uncreditedartist7 years ago
What makes you think I get laid at all?

Michelle5437 years ago
I aint sure sex is gross but when im a teenager

MyMomHatesMe7 years ago
Never had sex and dont see it coming in the future... Nice

happytown127007 years ago
Fuck sex, I choose games!

Mai-chan7 years ago
I feel like saying f*** sex is kind of contradictory.... O_O

CCCCCCARLSON5 years ago
It"s not like I'll even have sex in my life

Carolina Herrera11 years ago
Asexuality wins again. Why do they make it so easy for me?

TanjiroWPhone11 months ago
All of y’all saying “it isn’t real” or “that’s not how it works” or “do you reproduce like a plant” Maybe some people aren’t sex driven!!!! Maybe you like sex but not everyone wants to have kids or have sex in general!!! That’s basically you saying “You ha...[Show full comment]
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909088 years ago
Fuck sex. I'm going to stop using a five year old mac that requires me to pray that Wineskin will work this time and play Star Citizen at an unknowable number of frames.

Cmg45678 years ago
I don't even want sex. OF CORSE I CLICKED THE BUTTON!

MrZamnes8 years ago
I feel like my PC and internet is good enough.

muffinman1188 years ago
No down side to this.....I mean really its just sex bro......its not that important

someonee6 years ago
Best gaming rig=100% yes

HolyHeckinHeck6 years ago
fUCK I"M PANSEXUAL.

Katty_Zebra6 years ago
Didn't say what kind, and it said you. Not that someone else could have it with you. LOOPHOLES!

Florian20096 years ago
winwinwinwinwinwinwin

ValentinPlesuvu7 years ago
NO I WANNA HAVE SEX W MY GF TONIGHT

SabrinaStrats7 years ago
Lol who cares, I'm asexual :)

Calmdown88 years ago
I will not have sex agin but i make sex 100 times before presing the buton

klikacz30008 years ago
My right hand should prepare cuz Im pressing that button straight away!

Karsh8 years ago
I'm asexual and you are telling me that I won't even ever be at any risk of being forced into sex? Sign me up!

misthunter8 years ago
asexuals unite

AnoosLord8 years ago
i dislike sex anyway so im okay with this one

Mihail Miki Cristescu11 years ago
no difference in here, lol

Lonely Pizza 8 years ago
The life fucks us all.

NikolaKing16 years ago
sex with who?

Nephtys9 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

Skyler Fields10 years ago
repeatedly pushes button*

mattew_tv8 years ago
hifdvbgbufijdjkdfbdfkbndkflb i will not

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
mentions sexual intercourse. and I don't press buttons that mention sexual intercourse

NekoToukaGaming8 years ago
people are perverts. Im already one hella famous youtuber and i havent had sex yet so whats the big problem!

Brystene8 years ago
I never heard of you so youre not famous. To be famous you have to be like Mark or Pewds

jayfeather8 years ago
that just...

Cray-cray5 years ago
You guys are getting paid?

BunnyPoop8 years ago
Meh... I'll just go back to the hub

MankDemes567 years ago
1. Have your Virginity taken 2. Enjoy life knowing the first time you had sex was a one night stand. :D

Vincent Jones11 years ago
i get the bonuses without even having a noticeable downside its a win win
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