Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

26018 (29%) 62376 (71%)

26018 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 62376 (71%) did not.

You are invincible

but

Everything you touch dies

Next

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

mario wrote this

FormalEnderman10 last year

Yup.

Xx_SlOtS_MaNiAc_69_xX 3 years ago

time to solve the cuban missile crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nithan9000 11 years ago

*Puts on gloves* (And btw, gloves are not a life force, so it can't die, ya bakas)

daevik28 5 years ago

and btw they didint say which it could be like dust fkying away when to touch it

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runegod27 12 years ago

HIGH FIVE OBAMA!

RavenChan 9 years ago

No no no. You gotta think bigger. High five trump.

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Magicalgirlkayla 11 years ago

Ok, who stole the star from Mario?

LuLu Rebol 13 years ago

wait you could just wear gloves everyday

Gravityfallsfan 3 years ago

I’m inanimate objects can’t die

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vinne329 10 years ago

joins the army

JustKiddingButSeriously 9 years ago

The ultimate soldier

Danielisme123 10 years ago

incibility is bad u don't die life would get boring after millions and millions and billions and trillions and quadrillions of years

Traptdemon 5 years ago

Its not immortality its invincible meaning you cannot die by conventional means except old age

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Connar Williams 13 years ago

Everything you touch dies either way, eventually. Didn't say when they die.

daevik28 5 years ago

bruh why do ppl do dis bc they said dies they mean every second idiot

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Zombiebrofist 10 years ago

Come at me now bullies!!!!!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Right on man!

Undertale&lt;3 11 years ago

Everything you touch, oh it dies~

RavenChan 9 years ago

Excellent question, JohnDoe2089. I imagine it creates a paradox that ultimately kills everything.

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Dragonflashfire 8 years ago

You never touch anything at all, there is less than an atoms width between you and everything else at all times.

PapaJohn 8 years ago

Thank God,someone gets it, ;) ....lemme give you a kiss in the face homie

WorkTeam 9 years ago

HAND-SHAKE DONALD TRUMP!!!

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

you never TECHNICALLY touch anything (thx vsauce video)

Verdega 9 years ago

WHAT HAPPENS IF I MASTURBATE

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Zeref, anyone?

mrcleggjr 9 years ago

Wear a hazmat suit

BlayneEvanWalker 9 years ago

Zeref anyone??

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Natsu is E.N.D.

Catt2345 10 years ago

I feel like this has a Fairy Tail reference... Zeref anyone? X3

BlayneEvanWalker 9 years ago

Oh my god YES

a_pinecone69420 10 years ago

what if u masturbate. PARADOX

luckylucky 10 years ago

I know right

SilverTotodile 11 years ago

IT'SA ME, MARIO!

Dillon Daniel 11 years ago

*Bumps into algebra teacher in the hallway* "OOOPSIE-DAISIE"

floricel_112 11 years ago

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHH

SynthIz 11 years ago

What if you touch yourself

Karrex 11 years ago

Than you create a hole in the matrix :)

AJ press 11 years ago

I'm kinda like rogue (the super hero)

Dietrich Henson 13 years ago

LOL KAY

E.t. Drouin 13 years ago

Puts on gloves

Ravenoux 9 years ago

For something to die it has to be alive first smh

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Lily Schumacher 13 years ago

So I become a Weeping Angel in a sense?

DoctorDonna 11 years ago

How is that in any way like a Weeping Angel?

TeaVee 2 years ago

Hehehe~ I am become death, destroyer of worlds-!

ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š 11 years ago

Rogue or the sponge guy from spongebob squarepants

Panifex 9 years ago

What if you touch yourself? An infinite power against an unstoppable force?

lee-ann 11 years ago

You are the grim reaper

Dangerdjg 10 years ago

No downside

Astro Dime 12 years ago

//saves fluffy kitten stuck in a tree and the kitten deflates and disintegrates into dust "I'm gonna keep this lil gu- OH SWEET JESUS GOD I'M SO SORRY BABY ANGEL I FORGOT OH NO!!!" //dissolves into tears and falls to alcoholism

i would 11 years ago

There is no LIFE

oPhantom 10 years ago

With your hands or your body because that means the earth would break before your feet

Donutsu 6 years ago

Badass gloves, and long sleeved shirts, no shorts, slap anyone who tries to touch your face

DarkWolfLord 11 years ago

Yeeeees button being pressed so stay away from me or die

Francis Guillemette 13 years ago

It will be like in the skittle commercial

RGPZ 8 years ago

So I Kill The Earth Perfect

Babagaming 9 years ago

What happens if you touch yourself tho?

Magnumis 11 years ago

Deathtouch!!!!

TheWig 9 years ago

just become an amazing assassin

Caden.miles 11 years ago

So if I hold a gun it does to?

superE04 10 years ago

But Im always touching earth so will earth die?

saba 12 years ago

What's wrong with 3392 people

Gaoyimiao 3 months ago

I will become Homelander

kitcatcoop 10 years ago

Stupid

HaywireHayden 10 years ago

There goes sex...

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