Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

mario wrote this

FormalEnderman10 last year

Yup.

Xx_SlOtS_MaNiAc_69_xX 3 years ago

time to solve the cuban missile crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nithan9000 11 years ago

*Puts on gloves* (And btw, gloves are not a life force, so it can't die, ya bakas)

daevik28 5 years ago

and btw they didint say which it could be like dust fkying away when to touch it

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runegod27 12 years ago

HIGH FIVE OBAMA!

RavenChan 9 years ago

No no no. You gotta think bigger. High five trump.

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Magicalgirlkayla 11 years ago

Ok, who stole the star from Mario?

LuLu Rebol 13 years ago

wait you could just wear gloves everyday

Gravityfallsfan 3 years ago

I’m inanimate objects can’t die

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vinne329 10 years ago

joins the army

JustKiddingButSeriously 9 years ago

The ultimate soldier

Danielisme123 10 years ago

incibility is bad u don't die life would get boring after millions and millions and billions and trillions and quadrillions of years

Traptdemon 5 years ago

Its not immortality its invincible meaning you cannot die by conventional means except old age

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Connar Williams 13 years ago

Everything you touch dies either way, eventually. Didn't say when they die.

daevik28 5 years ago

bruh why do ppl do dis bc they said dies they mean every second idiot

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Zombiebrofist 10 years ago

Come at me now bullies!!!!!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Right on man!

Undertale&lt;3 11 years ago

Everything you touch, oh it dies~

RavenChan 9 years ago

Excellent question, JohnDoe2089. I imagine it creates a paradox that ultimately kills everything.

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Dragonflashfire 8 years ago

You never touch anything at all, there is less than an atoms width between you and everything else at all times.

PapaJohn 8 years ago

Thank God,someone gets it, ;) ....lemme give you a kiss in the face homie

WorkTeam 9 years ago

HAND-SHAKE DONALD TRUMP!!!

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

you never TECHNICALLY touch anything (thx vsauce video)

Verdega 9 years ago

WHAT HAPPENS IF I MASTURBATE

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Zeref, anyone?

mrcleggjr 9 years ago

Wear a hazmat suit

BlayneEvanWalker 9 years ago

Zeref anyone??

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Natsu is E.N.D.

Catt2345 10 years ago

I feel like this has a Fairy Tail reference... Zeref anyone? X3

BlayneEvanWalker 9 years ago

Oh my god YES

a_pinecone69420 10 years ago

what if u masturbate. PARADOX

luckylucky 10 years ago

I know right

SilverTotodile 11 years ago

IT'SA ME, MARIO!

Dillon Daniel 11 years ago

*Bumps into algebra teacher in the hallway* "OOOPSIE-DAISIE"

floricel_112 11 years ago

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHH

SynthIz 11 years ago

What if you touch yourself

Karrex 11 years ago

Than you create a hole in the matrix :)

AJ press 11 years ago

I'm kinda like rogue (the super hero)

Dietrich Henson 13 years ago

LOL KAY

E.t. Drouin 13 years ago

Puts on gloves

Ravenoux 9 years ago

For something to die it has to be alive first smh

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Lily Schumacher 13 years ago

So I become a Weeping Angel in a sense?

DoctorDonna 11 years ago

How is that in any way like a Weeping Angel?

RalseiSmokerOfBlunts 6 years ago

So your scp-049?

RayJayRoblox 11 years ago

wait... what if you touched yourself?

Purkkhan57 9 years ago

Im a pcychopath.

SaskiaLavi 11 years ago

Why did so many press it??

DHAReaper 10 years ago

You mean invisibly and supreme power? No downside

Savannah Talaga 13 years ago

You're the Doctor

Yuzrnaime 9 years ago

Just like Mario and kirby

yogobear12 11 years ago

I WOULD BE A SUPER WEPON

Kristi Cooksey 13 years ago

"EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIIIEEESS" *Weeping* "Anyone for a congratulatory hand touch?"

Titania 8 years ago

When I'm alone: LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO!!

Qon 10 years ago

So I get 2 awesome superpowers for free?

King Of FOOOOOOOLS 11 years ago

Ok I'll just wear long sleeves and wear gloves....PROBLEM SOLVED!!

Wryschtraevyel 10 years ago

Let"s touch everyone!

Pobo13 12 years ago

so basically I am death. lets go hell yeah

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

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