Will You Press The Button?

Dude2110l 11 years ago

"Go fuck yourself". Oh no!

EternityVt 5 months ago

Who doesn't

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P3ngu1nPerson 3 years ago

I don’t want to accidentally kill someone because of a joke. Or what if you get jump scared in a game, and say “that gave me a heart attack “ as a joke.

Maharid 11 months ago

"I can revise anything i say before it become real and this can never be chenged, ever". Problem solved.

A button presser 11 years ago

"Donald Trump is dead." I AM A HERO!

Rexina 9 years ago

Fuck auticorect XD

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Etharian 10 years ago

"Only the things I want to become true, will become true". No, downside anymore!

HowDoIType 6 years ago

Me to the button: "You listened."

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Laetvm 11 years ago

I would say "I can control when the things I tell become real or no"

dodgery 11 years ago

soooo.....chuck norris jokes will be awesome

Warriorjax 9 years ago

Nice!!!! I have an entire thing of them awesome!!!

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TimmyBoyRules 10 years ago

First thing to say after you gain this power? "Only when I want it to be true."

Dominick LaRay Diller 13 years ago

"I'm always wrong." World implodes.

SneakyMuffen 5 years ago

fair is fair

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Migdin1 10 years ago

If i say something bad like, all the trees died, i could just say something like, but the trees never really died, and it would be fixed

Rich 11 years ago

'I am richer than bill gates'

ShauLock 3 years ago

that's a low ball.... "no one will ever be richer than me"

Anime Anime 11 years ago

I love dark comedy..0.o

Ciel the Earl Phantomhive 11 years ago

Hehehe. You and me both.

Robster4911 11 years ago

"I never pressed the button" says after pressing it. Existence is wiped from existence.

PiccolaStrega 10 years ago

So how would questions work with this? Would the thing you want to be the answer of the question be right or would questions not be affected by this button? Genuinely curious.

Warriorjax 9 years ago

You have stumped me. How?

Dean-Ambrose-Super-Fan 10 years ago

me: Everything I say is a lie and will never come true. World: ahh (boom smash) Me: problem solved

Lapis Lazuli 11 years ago

homeworld is real

LOLLoopholes 10 years ago

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Steven Universe is God!

Gettothetardis 9 years ago

Say hello im the doctor not a doctor but the doctor ok

TheMultifandomBoy 9 years ago

"Trump dies in the next 3 seconds." "Crime will stop right now." "There"s nothing such thing as racism." "Every country will unite and become one whole country with no war or crime in the next hour." Bam. I could literally go on and on

Fandoms_Forever 8 years ago

Love it except no more superheroes.... ) :

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Buttthumb 10 years ago

INFINITE WISHES BITCHES

Cesium55 9 years ago

It"s already infinite.

Icode1 10 years ago

says "im the god of reality and time"

Fandoms_Forever 8 years ago

I have control of the Infinity Gauntlet and I wanna bring all the people who died back (but coz I'm kinda mean) they'll remember what happened...

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ToxicDragon 10 years ago

Joe Santagoto: ok timmy mommy"s a virgin, dad is a wizard, and grandma is a fuckin dolphin.

Jake Loranger 13 years ago

"All lies and jokes i say will not become true" kay thanks there's no downside now bye

Godovlite 6 years ago

But if its a lie then any lie becomes untrue so theredorw nothing would come true

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KuleBeenz 9 years ago

The world is flat, the moon landing was faked, jesus is dead, the holocaust never happened, hitler did noting wrong. Oh I'm not making this real. I'm just listing things that already are. All the world"s politicians are lizards and......

Qwertyasdfzx 8 years ago

You"re a fucking dumbass I'm sorry to say

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Jaraskur 9 years ago

This sentence is a lie

Karis 10 years ago

"I own a spaceship with warpdrive" in a conversation with Elon Musk.

Purple-oranges 10 years ago

I'm always joking about yo mama

usoutlaw 10 years ago

"I'M BATMAN!!!"

Orcling3 10 years ago

I'm immortal, have the biggest penis in the world, hot girls of my type love me, i can command the force, have a lightsaber of my own design

ExodusTitan 10 years ago

IM NOT WATCHING PORN MUM!!! NOOOOOOOOO MY PORNOs MY BEAUTIFUL PORNOs

Ciaran Jacobs 13 years ago

'this statement is false'

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Wow, that"s slow.

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Megan Mackley 13 years ago

OH BOY. Let the paradoxes commence.

smsff7 11 years ago

I abuse that power greatly

Pademelon 8 years ago

Just watch what you say, and you’ll be fine

fegeleinmarsch 10 years ago

Equestria doesn't exist

SamBaum 9 years ago

"hitler never existed"

ðŸ‘»WinterGhostðŸ‘» 11 years ago

The boys will probably go up to a stranger and say I have a big dick. :3

foverlove last year

言出法随

Pipper_McClean 10 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road.......oh wait it just did lol

gnome1947 11 years ago

I would say that I live in a hard to reach place and people come to for advice. Proceed to give people shitty yet true advice.

Fat Greta 11 years ago

Then my teachers would finally believe me if I say my dog ate my homework

awesine 12 years ago

Just say 'I'm saying a lie now'. Woops, I've caused a rip in time and space...

Evil740 9 years ago

Man you could use this to control people and do whatever you want *DASHES TO BUTTON, SMASHES IT REAL HARD*

Bananapower 10 years ago

Downside?

NickTheAnime-Gamer 11 years ago

NickTheAnime-Gamer

Kole601 5 years ago

Where"s the downside? I could say "Go f**k yourself" and they would.

Pokeminer 10 years ago

So much nope!!!

CauÃª Marchionatti Ausec 13 years ago

"I my brain doesn't allow me to tell lies or jokes" there you go

MarcoPaschetta 9 years ago

So basically I could say "I earn 10 millions a year" and it becomes true? Or "of course I am a dragon", "The world isn't at war, what a fancyful notion!" "I happened to stumble upon the cure for cancer just yesterday" "I can TOTALLY beat that world record... [Show full comment]

iBoss5000 11 years ago

That girl over there will fuck me

AmberlyVeil42 7 years ago

Trump never existed, fascism and conservative thinking in general stops being a thing and never comes back.

Galagion 10 years ago

this sentence is false.

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