Will You Press The Button?

You will be warm for the rest of your life.

but

You will be on fire for the rest of your life.

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Aulain8 years ago

It doesn't say I am PHYSICALLY on fire. I can just be roasting people constantly

mythic_gamer7 years ago

lol

IMAMANDUH8 years ago

WARM! NOT MELTING INTO BLOOD AND GOOP AND ASHES!

Kasha Ahmad12 years ago

'Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.'

ForgottenFirefly4 years ago

i know that joke!

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D3vi1Chi1d6669 years ago

I'm a pyrotechnics so.... BRING ON THE FLAMES!!!!!

D3vi1Chi1d6669 years ago

I meant Pyro

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P78 years ago

This "rest of your life", how long does it last if I am on fire?

Parzival_McCheese8 years ago

Go to the doctor "I'm afraid you have a terrible case of liar liar pants on... no wait you"re just dead"

MNITIMMY9 years ago

the rest of my life would be a few seconds because I'll BURN TO DEATH!!!

endermil9 years ago

Fire man? Hell yes!

GamerGuy119 years ago

Wouldn't that mean you'd DIE.

Amanda Sapienzo12 years ago

Well, you wouldn't be alive very long if you were on fire, now would you?

ProfessorHidgensStan5 years ago

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Demon_inside_you8 years ago

Well ok.....

DumbButtonPresser5928 years ago

i would do this in a zombie apocalypse because ill be a god because zombies wont touch me

GangsternauwL8 years ago

If humans cant say no to roasted meat, why can zombies?

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Mwhahaha... My button!

spinosaurus_man9 years ago

nice one writer.

Alyssa Bott12 years ago

I'm going to Hell, anyway....

SinfullyFandomTrash8 years ago

Same

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

do love the irony

Erika Rando12 years ago

Katniss Everdeen, the girl on fire. I'd accept it.

Edel Therese TjernstrÃ¸m12 years ago

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!

le chole and lilleh9 years ago

MARY WINCHESTER BYE

Whiterun_guard5 years ago

I would rather be cold Being warm sucks two downsides

Doctor Whooves9 years ago

can i fly

Chrisbenso 9 years ago

You would die unless this makes you ammune to fire therfore your the torch

NikaQavtaradze7 years ago

If it won't burn me and I'll be just "warm"

NightHunterHD10 years ago

Nice! It doesnt say that the fire hurts or kills me, so i can set on fire whatever i want. Ha nailed it

Khååz8 years ago

So i can be the human torch?

JamesYoung7 years ago

So basically hell. So no

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

DeltaRune14238 years ago

So, I"d be alive for less than a day? Yeah no.

Emerald_Tiger9 years ago

I like winter. And coldness.

Genkiduro10 years ago

Gay and burning ? ... No thanks lol

Twiddle Twist9 years ago

Nah it'll be more like HOT HOT HOT for the rest of your life!

RedHotDanger4 years ago

You can’t burn me, IM ALREADY ON FIRE!

dinolord sonic9 years ago

(the fish underwater says) thats impossible

Tautauchev78 years ago

Is it contagious?

DILLONMLG 9 years ago

Dis girl is on fire

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago

someone: who"s that? *sees firing girl* *screams* THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEE

TindraTheSwedishWolf9 years ago

Wtf man??? Whats the meaning of that seriusly????

Drepple8 years ago

If I were on fire now i would be warm for the rest of my life since it eould be over pretty quick

Jay Booth12 years ago

I'm already on fire I'm a redhead muddahfoop

Hades_Nogitsune7 years ago

......so you will live for 20 minutes....at most

LolHomestuckRules10 years ago

I'm always on fire. Literally

GaminCreeperYT9 years ago

YAS! I'm now officially the Human Torch!

TheChickWithNoNameWhatsoever9 years ago

Therefore I''m dead. I've been dead.

Lastbutton11 months ago

wont be a very long life

Manuel2255999 years ago

This girl/boy is on fireeeeee ... fireee. fire...

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

Doesn't say it'll hurt nor that I'll die. HUMAN TORCH BITCHES

InHuman10 years ago

The cold never bothered me anyway :3

Lolretrogamer1235 years ago

What if by fire it meant you will be hot (sexy) for the rest of your life

Mister-E8 years ago

My true name means "fiery one" in old Gaelic so my name will mean something now

anakakia11 years ago

YAY I AM NOW LEO VALDEZ

Driller horn9 years ago

THE 28% ARE ON FIREEEE!!

DecisionsDesicions8 years ago

Oh come on being on fire would be soooo cool

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