Like why cant people just accept that it probably just is a testing area for prototype aeroplanes and stuff like that. We have not made alien contact or store som magical shit. (This message has been sponsored by the american government)
DA-WAE5 years ago
lol magical shit
GIVE US YOUR FLYING MAGICAL WISH SHIT RN >:P
bruh what if it"s every creepypasta to ever live..
the rake, lights out thing, lisa, the rifter, the pale woman, johnny, the smiling man, donald trump...
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Brobo208 years ago
What if in Area 51 there is a portal to get out it?
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dinojl8 years ago
It"s an experimental aircraft testing facility. Both the SR-71 and U-2 were developed there.
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Zacattac8 years ago
so i can be lazy for the rest of my life and get to see what secrets America has. deal
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nevinfouke7 years ago
i dont need to explain
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Pabtx8 years ago
Area 51 is a testing area for planes, situated in the frenchman flat. No, it does not have aliens or all other bullshit. stop going to google maps and naming the atomic bomb craters near area 51 as "crater near area 51" "-"
Skibble7 years ago
ah, i see that you"ve been paid too.
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Derpydy8 years ago
LIKE THE DOCTOR
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ToxicDragon8 years ago
There is no downside and I'm supplied with normal things so I'm supplied with my family.
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Brobo208 years ago
What if in Area 51 there is a portal that leads outside?
RedPixels_6 years ago
Just use the Nether portal exploit
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Wildj9 years ago
nicole in deadspace will fuck you
Nicøle9 years ago
I will?
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RobloxMan67299 years ago
If you desire an axe boom u out!
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SciFiBro8 years ago
There Is no fence
Alboi7 years ago
There is you dumb fuck
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Jimmykidding7 years ago
Idgaf about the truth there I just want good free shit
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kanonemil 9 years ago
bring computer and a shit ton of money
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AnimalQueen427 years ago
no idea what Area 51 even is......... unless its an area full of ice cream, I'm not going in there.
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Votedonaldtrump9 years ago
I've been interested in area 51 since I was 5
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Timelypat8 years ago
I'll leave it to the government.
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cheftnt9 years ago
So your locked in heaven
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oldnotweak11 years ago
inside i found 4 lieing humans, 3 lieing duck 2 lieing neptunians and a partridge in a pear tree
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Tsunami_Woflast year
I respect the government
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connermckay8 years ago
So I can go in any area with a fence
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Thehitmanofmeems7 years ago
Don't care
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ultimate101gaming8 years ago
I am very into Area 51
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unholygod9 years ago
I don't want to be forced to live in the usa
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Cabamsoo10 years ago
Some things are just meant to stay secret, with good reason
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patrikcath9 years ago
Basically, captured alien in there
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Scott12 years ago
That's lame because Area 51 has been declassified...
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LokeGranbergArreflod8 years ago
if i cant leave the government will fuck me up.
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funtime mike6 years ago
So you could get a phone and tell everyone, take hd selfies for proof, videos, etc
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grdavis8 years ago
Doesnt say you cant tell the world whats in there
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wren9 years ago
........... ..
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Presser of Button9 years ago
Yay! Necromorphs!
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gbubs17 years ago
It doesn't say you have to go in
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Captain_Grovesy10 years ago
Be friends with the aliens there and fly out with them into space.
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MenacingFlipper9 years ago
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SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago
By normal do you mean things that make you into an all powerful god
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turtlegrenades9 years ago
just go through the front door.
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Ceelive_5546 months ago
Hah, what happens if I do?
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TC6IDM9 years ago
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nevinfouke7 years ago
i dont need to explan
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Branater8 years ago
Would if I don't care!
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Loveless_Furry8 years ago
Sexy Women. Bam!
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FrankCastle029 years ago
As long as I have weapons
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WBGrock10 years ago
live my life in relative comfort in nevada... not a bad deal.
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Silverbullet21219 years ago
MAYBE THEY HAVE HITLER'S BODY (HOLY SHIT THAT'S CREEPY TO THINK ABOUT)
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