Like why cant people just accept that it probably just is a testing area for prototype aeroplanes and stuff like that. We have not made alien contact or store som magical shit. (This message has been sponsored by the american government)
DA-WAE6 years ago
lol magical shit
GIVE US YOUR FLYING MAGICAL WISH SHIT RN >:P
bruh what if it"s every creepypasta to ever live..
the rake, lights out thing, lisa, the rifter, the pale woman, johnny, the smiling man, donald trump...
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Brobo2010 years ago
What if in Area 51 there is a portal to get out it?
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dinojl10 years ago
It"s an experimental aircraft testing facility. Both the SR-71 and U-2 were developed there.
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Zacattac10 years ago
so i can be lazy for the rest of my life and get to see what secrets America has. deal
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nevinfouke8 years ago
i dont need to explain
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Pabtx9 years ago
Area 51 is a testing area for planes, situated in the frenchman flat. No, it does not have aliens or all other bullshit. stop going to google maps and naming the atomic bomb craters near area 51 as "crater near area 51" "-"
Skibble9 years ago
ah, i see that you"ve been paid too.
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Derpydy10 years ago
LIKE THE DOCTOR
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ToxicDragon10 years ago
There is no downside and I'm supplied with normal things so I'm supplied with my family.
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Brobo2010 years ago
What if in Area 51 there is a portal that leads outside?
RedPixels_7 years ago
Just use the Nether portal exploit
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Wildj11 years ago
nicole in deadspace will fuck you
Nicøle10 years ago
I will?
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RobloxMan672911 years ago
If you desire an axe boom u out!
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kanonemil 11 years ago
bring computer and a shit ton of money
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AnimalQueen429 years ago
no idea what Area 51 even is......... unless its an area full of ice cream, I'm not going in there.
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Votedonaldtrump10 years ago
I've been interested in area 51 since I was 5
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Timelypat9 years ago
I'll leave it to the government.
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cheftnt10 years ago
So your locked in heaven
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oldnotweak12 years ago
inside i found 4 lieing humans, 3 lieing duck 2 lieing neptunians and a partridge in a pear tree
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Qibli_Wof2 years ago
I respect the government
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connermckay9 years ago
So I can go in any area with a fence
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Thehitmanofmeems8 years ago
Don't care
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unholygod10 years ago
I don't want to be forced to live in the usa
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Cabamsoo11 years ago
Some things are just meant to stay secret, with good reason
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ultimate101gaming9 years ago
I am very into Area 51
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patrikcath11 years ago
Basically, captured alien in there
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Scott13 years ago
That's lame because Area 51 has been declassified...
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LokeGranbergArreflod9 years ago
if i cant leave the government will fuck me up.
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funtime mike8 years ago
So you could get a phone and tell everyone, take hd selfies for proof, videos, etc
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grdavis10 years ago
Doesnt say you cant tell the world whats in there
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wren11 years ago
........... ..
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Presser of Button11 years ago
Yay! Necromorphs!
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gbubs19 years ago
It doesn't say you have to go in
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Captain_Grovesy12 years ago
Be friends with the aliens there and fly out with them into space.
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MenacingFlipper10 years ago
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SlimeustasTheSlimeKing9 years ago
By normal do you mean things that make you into an all powerful god
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turtlegrenades11 years ago
just go through the front door.
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Ceelive_5542 years ago
Hah, what happens if I do?
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nevinfouke8 years ago
i dont need to explan
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Branater10 years ago
Would if I don't care!
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Loveless_Furry9 years ago
Sexy Women. Bam!
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FrankCastle0210 years ago
As long as I have weapons
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WBGrock11 years ago
live my life in relative comfort in nevada... not a bad deal.
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Silverbullet212111 years ago
MAYBE THEY HAVE HITLER'S BODY (HOLY SHIT THAT'S CREEPY TO THINK ABOUT)
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Cosima Binner-Haramundanis13 years ago
This'd make a great book plot.
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SavannahMiller9 years ago
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Yeeter_McSkeeter6 years ago
Like a girlfriend and a house because the fence is around an airfield and that a lot of room and ummmm hello like Area 51
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