Will You Press The Button?

supahslayah9 years ago

"Hey aren't you the person who made everything good about the world?" "Ummm yeah." "WELL FUCK YOU THEN!"

Zac Workman9 years ago

All the people who pressed it means I don't have too

JasonMartinez8 years ago

ikr

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Lily Flower12 years ago

I smell a continuity error.

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Humanity doesn't deserve this luxury

Ashley Cant12 years ago

Clearly failed at solving said issues.

Sidrick7 years ago

well you would have to test one someone, and if your selfless you would use yourself. never said you wouldn't cure yourself. but poverty is relative if everyone is the same. you may live a minimalist life because everyone hates you for fixing everything.

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P0$H9 years ago

I saved the world that's all that matters

ICan'tBeBotheredSoDealWithIt 9 years ago

Sorry but i love your profile pic!

Siddington9 years ago

JUST LET MEH DIE! IF I SAVE PPL DEN DAT IS FINE!

Morgan Gubser12 years ago

one person in misery and millions better off? Sounds worth it.

freepornsupplier20033 years ago

Sounds like what would’ve happened if everyone thought Baby Shark was cuntshite

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Christian James Tousignant12 years ago

lololol i would just kill myself after i solved everything

roflcopters7 years ago

i think all the diseases would kill you before you could kill yourself

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Ethan Garrison12 years ago

Taking one for team humanity.

Sansthecomic3577 years ago

Yup good bye everyone who loved me

Csak Szapi12 years ago

Humanity isn't worth it~

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

🖕

Timothy Giggie12 years ago

All the downsides are world problems, so you don't have a downside because you solved them already.

Tony Feenin12 years ago

If you solve all that then you can't be in poverty or infected and highly doubt people would hate that

choosewisly098 years ago

Exactly

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KermitTheFrog9 years ago

Screw humanity I want money

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

Paradox alert

MindMaker1st9 years ago

whats the point!?!??!

ariesegamesofwar8 years ago

and everyone in the community get together to give you what you need to live

Redchaos12310 years ago

come on man be a man

Damian93037 years ago

How tf will I be infected with disease and be in poverty if I eliminated those problems?

Nurax3019 years ago

Atleast people will be greatful of solving world problems

DonaldMcDuck8 years ago

fuck humanity

aarbaggett11 years ago

if there was no disease or world problems the world would overpopulate so i think im good right here

TinF8 days ago

这和扶摔倒的老太太有什么区别

zach h.9 years ago

Well small enof paridox if they all know you did it they wouldint be mad plus you may starve to death

furryfan1419 years ago

if i can activate it right before death then yes

MokuB2 years ago

If you"re infected by every disease you"d die pretty quickly

Andrix9 years ago

Fuck that i want people to suffer! Hail Hitler

Pizzasavage03298 years ago

It wouldn't really make sense for you to have all of these problems if you solved them.

odum649 years ago

I will always sacrifice myself for the well being of others

Ace76 years ago

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PonyJunk149 years ago

Take on for the world! Worth it!

Sammers5198 years ago

this is the worst dilemma EVER

L1K3APRO10 years ago

why is that a thing???

oldnotweak9 years ago

so basically you just wipe out all but one race. and no muslims can survive the genocide... otherwise that would all be impossible

AustinPettitt8 years ago

It said there was no poverty so how do you get poverty?

lilmissloophole10 years ago

I would just die straight away so whatevs, greater good.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

I hate paradoxes like this.

MarkSepticPie9 years ago

Hello Poods...we meet again...

Steven Waguenouni12 years ago

Taking a bullet for humanity. Just like Johnny Downs on the supposed day of the rapture

Pandalf_Darwinlast year

one word: suicide. just fix earth then kys

Luckyguy9 years ago

HAHAHHA JOKES ON YOU IM IMMUNE to all dieases

AceRiderYt7 years ago

1000’s of years, they probably found the cure

deadshrimpking9 years ago

Living in poverty in an earth advanced by thousands of years would probably be better than being the richest now and arent the worlds issues fixes so how could there be poverty

Timesweeper5658 years ago

Eh, it"s good to die knowing I made the world a better place.

InPrincessSanity8 years ago

I would give my life to save planet earth I am not a selfish human being;-)

Pedro_Herein10 years ago

Suicide is an option

#Rekt9 years ago

Bitch please

Spots244 years ago

With evry effect there is a conter effect just as powerful or more

JOSEPHBARKER8 years ago

If we advance I only hope that no wars happen so YES

HarmlessPanda10 years ago

It doesn't say that no one knows you are the one who cures everything, in which case you will also be the most respected man or woman ever and people will think your batman cause of your awesomeness

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