Will You Press The Button?

supahslayah 11 years ago

"Hey aren't you the person who made everything good about the world?" "Ummm yeah." "WELL FUCK YOU THEN!"

Zac Workman 11 years ago

All the people who pressed it means I don't have too

JasonMartinez 9 years ago

ikr

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Lily Flower 13 years ago

I smell a continuity error.

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

Humanity doesn't deserve this luxury

Ashley Cant 13 years ago

Clearly failed at solving said issues.

Sidrick 9 years ago

well you would have to test one someone, and if your selfless you would use yourself. never said you wouldn't cure yourself. but poverty is relative if everyone is the same. you may live a minimalist life because everyone hates you for fixing everything.

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P0$H 11 years ago

I saved the world that's all that matters

ICan'tBeBotheredSoDealWithIt 10 years ago

Sorry but i love your profile pic!

Siddington 11 years ago

JUST LET MEH DIE! IF I SAVE PPL DEN DAT IS FINE!

Morgan Gubser 13 years ago

one person in misery and millions better off? Sounds worth it.

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago

Sounds like what would’ve happened if everyone thought Baby Shark was cuntshite

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Christian James Tousignant 13 years ago

lololol i would just kill myself after i solved everything

roflcopters 8 years ago

i think all the diseases would kill you before you could kill yourself

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Ethan Garrison 13 years ago

Taking one for team humanity.

Sansthecomic357 8 years ago

Yup good bye everyone who loved me

Csak Szapi 13 years ago

Humanity isn't worth it~

GamerBoyBobduran 8 years ago

🖕

Timothy Giggie 13 years ago

All the downsides are world problems, so you don't have a downside because you solved them already.

Tony Feenin 13 years ago

If you solve all that then you can't be in poverty or infected and highly doubt people would hate that

choosewisly09 9 years ago

Exactly

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StillCisTho 5 years ago

It’s gonna be worth it

iiSpiritThief 11 years ago

Who does shit for ungrateful human beings, screw that and death to humanity

FindTheLoophole 9 years ago

*solves world poverty, including my own* Ok what"s next *solves world disease, including my own* Ok um hate and loathing are issues. *solves hate and loathing, including that which is aimed towards me* Done 👍👍

randomfandoms175 11 years ago

So.you would save the entire world,but in doing so you would die within a few seconds.FOR THE EARTH!!!

McMufficus173 10 years ago

Wouldn't you die almost immediately you would have ebola and tb and all those other ducky ones

ItsQuietUptown 9 years ago

Just tell everyone about what I did for humanity. I can't see how people could loathe me after that. I'll probably get some sort of grant for inventing all those vaccinations, allowing me to get them and not live in poverty. Even if I'm unable to get all o... [Show full comment]

Shockstee 11 years ago

I would have die anyway in 1000 years, no upside please fix.

Vince The Bear 10 years ago

No... then terrorists won't be able to suffer..

Edo43 8 years ago

The sacrifice is worth it if I am willing

RedstoneHoe 11 years ago

I woud be Remeberd if I did that, with a BIG statu on eart. And i had a lot of Respect.

Irisine3 8 months ago

Essentially, you die but humanity is much much better

Enderkiller212 11 years ago

Wait if slove the world problems? Then that means I could use the cure I found when I had it :P ðŸ˜€

Death's Reaver 11 years ago

if humans continue living then the world will be overpopulated.

Psycho333 9 years ago

The upside literally contradicts the downside so the downside is removed due to upside Button pressed

willyoupressdabutton223 12 years ago

That would be horrible having to be infected with every disease

Grifiano 9 years ago

47% of people who hot this app are assholes

Fyrebow 11 years ago

I'm loathed by everyone anyway :')

DanandPhilFan 10 years ago

do it before you die :D if you die AFTER you do it the world would be ok and no effects would really happen

SSRBrat 3 years ago

Does the advances in humanity include technology to undo the negative effect on me but keep the good stuff?

sonicj01 11 years ago

you are infected with every disease but there is no diseases and there is no poverty so how could you be in poverty?

aidenc24476 10 years ago

Your sacrificing yourself for everyone else so push the button

romalvardhn 6 years ago

Since there are no more problems, diseases, or poverty you technically can't be affected by it anymore.

â„ï¸Snowâ„ï¸ 11 years ago

There's only ONE problem in this world....and that problem is us...

thatoneBooperDooper 11 years ago

You sound like Ultron XD

dankmemes101 9 years ago

"you solve ALL world issues." The downside is invalid.

LunaMoonlight15 11 years ago

I am willing to sacrifice myself for the good of world

Gabor 8 years ago

If we advance 1000years... We can cure my body 😁

shea0506 11 years ago

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19mcctre 9 years ago

someone kill me, boom, over

Onone 11 years ago

The downside kinda cancels out the positive. There is still disease (you have it), I'm sure hatred and loathing full under "etc.", which again, means it still exists...

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

every disease is instantaneous before even 1/20th of them hit you. you would probably explode and bio mutate everything in a 100 ft radius. you'd decay alive in seconds.

Billnyefuckmedaddy 10 years ago

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Jaymezians 12 years ago

So basically you're Tesla, but instead of old age, you die from Disease? Worth it!

Koridon 2 years ago

no poverty! except on yourself... NOOO TH---*pressed button*

Da Bruh 11 years ago

It's kinda a good and a bad question

CosmicYT 9 years ago

If humanity advances by 1000s of years we would be living in a wasteland, so living in poverty, and being infected every disease wouldn't matter since you'll be dead

Shirokuma 11 years ago

Basically Those who walk away from Omalas

EjentoGaming 11 years ago

I would do it for human kind to save lives of others BUT... it didnt say you would die

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