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You grow wings, and you can fly 3X times the speed you can run
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They start out very weak, cannot support your weight, and you'll need new clothes to fit new body
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Maharid 10 months ago
No sufficient data, what if they take 50 years to grow enought to make you fly?

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago
OH KNOW! YOU HAVE TO CUT HOLES IN YOUR SHIRT IN ORDER TO GAIN THE ABILITY TO FREAKING FLY?! WHAT SHALL WE DOOOOOOOOOOO?!

DaRealDaniel 9 years ago
or we can have swimming pants on and no shirt den i color me and den take fish den CAKAKKA I AM A BIRD FISH XD
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Firewall 2 years ago
no down side

kombatdragon488 11 years ago
I'll be the new state bird...

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
Usain Bolt should press this button

BrofistKittycat 10 years ago
So basically, just the first part. Sure!

Samuel M Evans 13 years ago
Steal fish from other birds and be like "CACAW"

vilkle 10 years ago
Rude...
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charavsfrisk 11 years ago
Boom ima help the creepy pastas then have a katana

TheDoctor4107 11 years ago
FLIGHT TRAINING MONTAGE!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
I NEED A HERO! HES GOT TO BE STRONG AND HES GOT TO BE READY TO FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! DOO DOO DOO DOOOO AHHH AHHH!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
you can grow metal gun wings and be a total badass even when you ARENT flying

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
TURN INTO A FIGHTER JET

TeamAwesomeness 7 years ago
Depends. Are they fairy wings?

MelonHamster 11 years ago
#PrettyAngelOutiftFTW I mean, just find a very skilled tailor

awesome 2275 11 years ago
I bet there's just that one fat guy just like "so I can finally go as fast as my friends can walk?"

KaylaStilinski 10 years ago
Me...

Madzk 9 years ago
Dude I want new clothes anyway this is awesome you can train and pretend to be a superhero and then go steal peoples food like a seagul

C 9 years ago
1. Learn how to sew 2. Undergo extensive speed training 3. sew costume 4. Wait for powers to reach full extent 5. Become world"s first real life superhero

Themauf 7 years ago
Birds can fly but they aren't superheroes

Cake Holder 13 years ago
Fuck clothes; I'm going topless

Plasmapea12312 8 years ago
What if ur a gurl
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EvanMcgraw 9 years ago
It says that the wings start out small. So we can assume that they grow stronger and larger over time

vicatoren 9 years ago
I have nothing againts a good workout

TimeGoat 9 years ago
I'll just wait until they"re stronger and watch tv or something

ATSLoopholes 10 years ago
Wait idea flight lessons

Themauf 7 years ago
From who?

ATSLoopholes 10 years ago
Can't think of a loophole. Sorry guys..

ASKgamer1 10 years ago
Don't fly for a while. Fly when you"re good to go.

RazorSB 10 years ago
Fold your wings idiots

Glenn_the_dragoon 10 years ago
I see no downside. I mean natural wings are awesome and it makes sense for them to start off weak especially if you get that kind of flying speed.

Timelypat 10 years ago
They "start out" very weak. Meaning they get stronger over time.

kurisu7885 10 years ago
They start out very weak, meaning they get stronger.

Kri.oxy 10 years ago
They start out, so that means they get stronger right?

razorsimon 10 years ago
um ok but then i can still fly and i can be angle from xmen

Floofula 10 years ago
i'm game ;)

Fallon758 10 years ago
Not much of a downside, really.

Rayomax33 10 years ago
Perfect, now I just need a sword and my dream came true

CCthecat 11 years ago
Yay wings!!!...wait a minute, what abput hoodies...OH YEAH! What about u grow wings that appear and disappear at ur own choosing?! U only need to cut SOME clothes for that!!

Ethan Schroeder 13 years ago
I'd have dragon's wings.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
Why stop there? FULL DRAGON BODY!!!

DragonCleafspear 12 years ago
So a realistic way to view this, train to strengthen them and get use to them. I like this, its a win-win

Nate R. 11 years ago
I dont run anyways so HA!!!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
Then 3×0=0

Darth Derp 11 years ago
When they grow strong, open a sushi shop and steal fish from other birds.

Huntsman 11 years ago
He'll yha just train them and lose weight

theNE0Nbutterfly 6 years ago
I would just fly occasionally around the house

Someone27 11 years ago
I am a slow runner. Nuff said.

Fmedic17 9 years ago
Fuck it I'm flying naked

Fluffington 8 years ago
Make people pay for rides

herobrine 11 years ago
yean because wings are normal... you will be found very fast... humans naturally target what is not normal...

Mimimi 9 years ago
Notice "start out"

oldnotweak 12 years ago
being able to fly at around 70 mph would be awesome

Thedj 10 years ago
That is fine

dein 11 years ago
my dreams would come true andi can piss off the flying fish (sea guls )

TheButtonProducer 11 years ago
Lol What a bad one.

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
Imma steal fish from birds and sag "CAWCAW MOTHAFACKAS THIS FISH IS MINE"

FabUnicorn 11 years ago
So.. Scootaloo?

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
what? the? Fuck? are? You? Doing? Here?
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