Will You Press The Button?

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!10 years ago

OH KNOW! YOU HAVE TO CUT HOLES IN YOUR SHIRT IN ORDER TO GAIN THE ABILITY TO FREAKING FLY?! WHAT SHALL WE DOOOOOOOOOOO?!

DaRealDaniel8 years ago

or we can have swimming pants on and no shirt den i color me and den take fish den CAKAKKA I AM A BIRD FISH XD

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Firewalllast year

no down side

kombatdragon4889 years ago

I'll be the new state bird...

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Usain Bolt should press this button

BrofistKittycat8 years ago

So basically, just the first part. Sure!

charavsfrisk9 years ago

Boom ima help the creepy pastas then have a katana

Samuel M Evans12 years ago

Steal fish from other birds and be like "CACAW"

vilkle9 years ago

Rude...

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TheDoctor41079 years ago

FLIGHT TRAINING MONTAGE!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

I NEED A HERO! HES GOT TO BE STRONG AND HES GOT TO BE READY TO FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! DOO DOO DOO DOOOO AHHH AHHH!

VelocityRaptor2810 years ago

you can grow metal gun wings and be a total badass even when you ARENT flying

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

TURN INTO A FIGHTER JET

TeamAwesomeness5 years ago

Depends. Are they fairy wings?

MelonHamster9 years ago

#PrettyAngelOutiftFTW I mean, just find a very skilled tailor

awesome 22759 years ago

I bet there's just that one fat guy just like "so I can finally go as fast as my friends can walk?"

KaylaStilinski9 years ago

Me...

Madzk7 years ago

Dude I want new clothes anyway this is awesome you can train and pretend to be a superhero and then go steal peoples food like a seagul

C8 years ago

1. Learn how to sew 2. Undergo extensive speed training 3. sew costume 4. Wait for powers to reach full extent 5. Become world"s first real life superhero

Themauf6 years ago

Birds can fly but they aren't superheroes

EvanMcgraw8 years ago

It says that the wings start out small. So we can assume that they grow stronger and larger over time

vicatoren8 years ago

I have nothing againts a good workout

TimeGoat8 years ago

I'll just wait until they"re stronger and watch tv or something

ATSLoopholes8 years ago

Wait idea flight lessons

Themauf6 years ago

From who?

ATSLoopholes8 years ago

Can't think of a loophole. Sorry guys..

ASKgamer18 years ago

Don't fly for a while. Fly when you"re good to go.

RazorSB8 years ago

Fold your wings idiots

Glenn_the_dragoon8 years ago

I see no downside. I mean natural wings are awesome and it makes sense for them to start off weak especially if you get that kind of flying speed.

Timelypat8 years ago

They "start out" very weak. Meaning they get stronger over time.

kurisu78859 years ago

They start out very weak, meaning they get stronger.

Kri.oxy 9 years ago

They start out, so that means they get stronger right?

razorsimon9 years ago

um ok but then i can still fly and i can be angle from xmen

Floofula9 years ago

i'm game ;)

Fallon7589 years ago

Not much of a downside, really.

Rayomax339 years ago

Perfect, now I just need a sword and my dream came true

Cake Holder12 years ago

Fuck clothes; I'm going topless

Plasmapea123127 years ago

What if ur a gurl

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CCthecat9 years ago

Yay wings!!!...wait a minute, what abput hoodies...OH YEAH! What about u grow wings that appear and disappear at ur own choosing?! U only need to cut SOME clothes for that!!

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

maximum ride

Truthless7 years ago

100%

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Ethan Schroeder12 years ago

I'd have dragon's wings.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Why stop there? FULL DRAGON BODY!!!

DragonCleafspear 11 years ago

So a realistic way to view this, train to strengthen them and get use to them. I like this, its a win-win

Nate R.9 years ago

I dont run anyways so HA!!!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Then 3×0=0

Darth Derp10 years ago

When they grow strong, open a sushi shop and steal fish from other birds.

Huntsman 9 years ago

He'll yha just train them and lose weight

theNE0Nbutterfly4 years ago

I would just fly occasionally around the house

Someone2710 years ago

I am a slow runner. Nuff said.

Fmedic178 years ago

Fuck it I'm flying naked

Fluffington7 years ago

Make people pay for rides

herobrine10 years ago

yean because wings are normal... you will be found very fast... humans naturally target what is not normal...

Thedj9 years ago

That is fine

dein9 years ago

my dreams would come true andi can piss off the flying fish (sea guls )

Mimimi7 years ago

Notice "start out"

oldnotweak10 years ago

being able to fly at around 70 mph would be awesome

ScottishCookie3 years ago

Imma steal fish from birds and sag "CAWCAW MOTHAFACKAS THIS FISH IS MINE"

FabUnicorn10 years ago

So.. Scootaloo?

VelocityRaptor2810 years ago

what? the? Fuck? are? You? Doing? Here?

Seapony8 years ago

So basically, "You grow wings."

Nicole Waraksa12 years ago

IT STILL SAYS I CAN FLY. SO ITS WORTH IT. I CAN RUN PRETTY DAMM FAST ASWELL. AND WHO NEEDS SHIRTS NOW. JUST GET SOMETHING TO COVER UP MY CHEST AND IT WILL BE FINE BECAUSE I COULD FUCKING FLY

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