You get a tail as a Extra limb. You decide the details and the government doesn't hunt you down and you aren't an outcast also if it is cut off it grows back after a year
but
Once every day no matter how hard you try your tail is stepped on at least once a day
I will not


Erminelast month
My tail would: - Be prehensile for extra use - Have about the same pain receptor density as my upper arms - Have fluff for style points

BoYan_help8 months ago
I Can Just Put something around my tail and not get hurt

Attom_smasher6 months ago
I'll allow it

235x012 months ago
TL;DR I become a god. I pick a shape-shifting tail that can turn into a needle for injecting DNA or other liquids, reading/understanding DNA or any other liquid, and creating DNA and any other liquid. It can also turn into a incorporeal, invisible, & und...[Show full comment]

BoYan_help8 months ago
Heeeeee is not god
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MrWhile12 months ago
Gently step on it yourself every morning.

BoYan_help6 months ago
Goodidea
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meatloave4 months ago
I decide the details? Ok , my extra limb is a sixth finger on my left hand , it's one millionth of a millimeter in length and it grants me one wish per day. My 'tail' is taken from a stuffed toy animal and is affixed to a floor in my super,Uber mega mansi...[Show full comment]

meatloave4 months ago
Well..... Fuck , I need to correct myself : No sixth finger and the stuffed tail is what grants the wishes to me

LordEnder_Kitty8 months ago
The tail is a retractable shotgun with infinite ammo and doesn't make noise and upon being shot with it, you become violently depressed and off yourself the next day without mentioning the encounter with me to anyone or on anything.

Diamond_pocket7 months ago
Satan: Good job

ZokiJava3 months ago
这没意义

among_us_yuri11 months ago
i decide that the tail has no nerves and thus i cant feel pain from it

BoYan_help6 months ago
Okok I'll alow it

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX8 months ago
sounds like a win win

Ermine2 months ago
Having the tail be prehensile would be useful.

The_Awesomeness8 months ago
Tail armour!

GoldenEye66last year
Easy! Get a bone tail with spikes.

BoYan_help6 months ago
Bruh
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dkjgsfbkas8 months ago
把尾巴设置成1微米长

JesusIsKing5 months ago
just get the tail, chomp it off and, BOOM NEVER HUNTED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dat1Buttonpresser10 days ago
heck yeah I'm good with that.

Dat1Buttonpresser10 days ago
always wanted a tail anyways.

supernigerian8 months ago
Never said how hard it'd get stepped on
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