You can do a perfect Mario impression
but
Every time you speak, there is a 5% chance you will do the Mario impression, whether you want to or not
I will not


minimegaman0907 months ago
I'm-a back here again

Poboetolast year
My mother: hey we’re sorry to tell you but gma’s dead. Me: It’s a-me, sad Mario!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE10 months ago
Fr💀

Japanster2 years ago
Hi, how a-AARREE-A-YOOU!? oh yeah im good thanks.

Potwholelast year
Please don’t murder me- *transforms into mario* Im-a begging you spare-a me

soop2 years ago
Im-a so sorry for your-a loss, wahoo!

minimegaman090last year
this would be actually hilarious

mmnis4 months ago
or kill mario you cant make an impresion of something that does not exist

minimegaman09011 months ago
mama mia bitch

Verysmartpersom5 months ago
friend: "my mom just died" me, jumping on a trampoline: "yahoo"

Tayvian4 months ago
Oh god

SJMyrroRlast year
rng fucks us all sometimes

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
Three-a days until I steal-a ya liver! Wahoo!

0HEXED5 months ago
Best life decision I've ever made

Asdasdas9 months ago
YES

skibidigamerbestbestbestlast year
omg imgagine you adn the boys are on exbox and playign then you suddelny becom maior

YummerTummer6 months ago
Hopefully it doesn't affect you in your speech class, jesus Christ did a cat walk across your keyboard
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EmmaTheSlime5 months ago
This is way to funny to say no

spectralkitty8 months ago
idk it seems kinda funny

Avislast year
no downside?!?!

mmnis4 months ago
drink helium

Moullylast year
No downside, just comedy

supermarioblazerlast year
Hoo hoo! Hello! It's-a-me, Chris-a Pratte!

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year
NOPE

SabrinaBealast year
Mama mia, that’s a risky button

Rateelast year
I have gotten this dilemma 8 times in the last 4 days

EJJJJJ10 months ago
He was very loved, and mama mia let's a go! We will miss him dearly

Ratee2 years ago
5% out of 100% is a very small chance
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