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You get a 50% discount on all restaurants for the rest of your life and you don't need to tip

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All food you eat will telepathically beg you to not eat it

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BrotherOats 2 years ago

(Evil laughter)

kewlabrine 9 months ago

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Sidonius 2 years ago

你求饶不等于我不可以吃你，不等式就是快

futao 2 months ago

666不早说

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BackAlleyBanger 2 years ago

Screw you food, I'm eating you anyway *evil laugh*

ScheeleTheClown 2 years ago

I feel morally obligated to tip so I’m out

qwerty455 2 years ago

you don't NEED to tip but you can still tip if you want

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago

we need to discuss the banana price

Arc0v0 2 years ago

not for restaurants, I cook by myself

CitrusSunbather 8 months ago

I'll just ignore it.

Kimura last year

ok :)

Imspunchbob 2 years ago

i dont listen to anyone anyway. no downside.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago

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Flowers. 6 months ago

I'll probably get used to it

Wilkinson last year

wow sm！

asyraf_414 9 months ago

the foods purpose (get eaten) must be fulfilled

miwijkowo 4 months ago

Veganism on hardcore mode

TheRealGlacadia last year

I eat food too fast to noticw

joaquin.coldwell83 2 years ago

Save money, live better

ScarletKing 9 months ago

sorry; but i chosed the infinite gamez😎😎

HEIB last year

我是聋子

LucidDreamEscape 4 months ago

Guys you just imagine that you are Hannibal LMAOOO

loopholefinder6372 last year

내 음식을 빨아먹어, 널 먹고 싶어

wang 2 years ago

我可以不答应它

futao 2 months ago

有道理

Zoopzorp 9 months ago

zeep zorp

ILOVEEATINGALLTHEYUMMYPIES last year

that makes it better

xiaohuang 2 years ago

This may only benefit some people, and it's double the benefit

schranZ last month

我只需要知道我吃的食物很好吃就行了

Jimmy_Lightning 11 months ago

Erm…I can talk to teh epic bacon??? Yes plz!!!!

MaybeAFerret 2 years ago

I <3 sharks and my wife

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