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You have unlimited money

but

A homing briefcase will chase you around and if it touches you, you die

Shibbity10 days ago

average briefcase is 1-4 pounds when empty, just hire someone for 1000 or smth to put a 20 pound weight in it

Random_Japanese_guy10 months ago

“Good job, agent 47.”

CarsonLujanlast year

Doesn't specify if it can be stopped or not. Just hire people to take care of it and lock it away in a facility deep underground. Problem solved.

cuttlefishCuddlerlast year

)(ow fast?

Mr.Right212deh3rdlast year

Uuuh, it’s worth it, it’s like that snail

Strxmony7 months ago

Have someone grab that briefcase!

ThatGuyThere6 months ago

The snail assassin. Also put a bucket on top and a weight. Easy

SmugRocklast year

Doesn’t say at what speed. 0.0000000000000000000000000000001mph briefcase

Equal_Juicy8 months ago

What if the briefcase is so slow...

CaptainOrangeJuice2 months ago

just break it or something idk

fortnitemanlast year

im going to kill william beepfish esquire

qcjs8 months ago

I can let others put it in a locked chest！

thefogiscomingthefogiscominglast year

why is it a briefcase?

BuXiX7 months ago

It's like the snail, but with money.

SpaceGamesylast year

hire people to catch it, contain it and bury it deep underground in a meter-thick tungsten box