She's a stunning hottie who gives me a superpower ring and a bank card in my name that can't be lost or stolen and has 1billion tax free dollars on it. After giving them to me we have weird steamy sex then she leaves me and we never see or hear from each o...[Show full comment]
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Naomiiilast year
*laugh in aro-ace*
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Vixer132last year
Hehehe
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9527-look-out2 months ago
i will not lose any friend, but only need to 'loose' all of them
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LIKImk11 months ago
This option doesn't seem to have any drawbacks
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Magialast year
How literal are we being?
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Peter_Shittinglast year
Erm... Losing Joe, Glenn, and Cleveland???? NO THANKS!!😂😂
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blackknightmariolast year
no downside i have no friends
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MANJUEGAZOS2 years ago
Wait, so they're tied up? He'll naw I'm freeing them!!
MANJUEGAZOS2 years ago
This is a sign that orthography matters, specially in English.
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Stupiddudelast month
JOKES ON YOU I HAVE NO FREINDS
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meatloave11 months ago
She is a seriously hot chick who gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost stolen broke or hacked with 1billion $ tax free on it. After awesome sex she leaves and we never see or hear from each other again...... 'loose all my ...[Show full comment]
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Bruvinatelast year
Never said I can't find my friends again ;)
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sidelfoutoftheworld3 months ago
If I were to marry all my friends once...
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SwordEnd2 years ago
it says "you lose all of your friends" not that you can't gain more so being married to my waifu is a big win
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cirnolllast month
no control, no need to loose anyway
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Big_Ballslast year
Win-win
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BrolyFromGartenOfBanBanlast year
I GET TO MARRY GOKU FROM GARTEN OF BANBAN
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KOBEKimJong-un2 months ago
I WANT TO MARRY KOBE
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Nestes2 years ago
how can I do if the person i dream is my friend?
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Someon12 months ago
I don't have friends so i see it as absolute win!
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Jt0019last year
As someone who doesn't have friends I see this an absolute win
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Gif_15 days ago
I'm ignoring the typo, wouldn't you count somebody you marry as a friend?
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Forgotten_fire8 months ago
bros before hoes
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235x0last year
Marry god
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4kiyaSok2 months ago
所以我会成为不婚主义者。
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meatloave11 months ago
I marry a stunning hot chick who gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost/stolen/hacked /broken and has 1billion tax free $. After wild sex she leaves me and annuls the marriage. we never see or hear from each other again.
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bigdinklelast year
bros before hoes
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Judge2 years ago
already married the person of my dream
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reecetherock2 years ago
3rd comment
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blackcat2232 years ago
As a married person with no friends I see this as an absolute win
MohammadGlast year
Agreed
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Sumaesioso12 years ago
friends are better... also I'm aroace.
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Tehmanlast year
Im not a simp
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DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year
It says loose all your friend which makes the downside invalid... LOOPHOLE
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