before you take the deal fuck every woman you can get with get them pregnant then take it and say the children arent yours since you can take the deal of immortality and controlling your age dying when you wish without sexual pleasure you would repopulate the world and not pay child support
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GeorgeWBush2 years ago
No horny ever again? Hell yeah
D_YellowMadness2 years ago
It's not that you'd never be horny. It's that you'd never get the pleasure even if you really want to.
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jairun10 months ago
never sex is my favrite thing
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cyyzlast year
别人也就算了,右手居然也失效?!
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Koradio2 years ago
ok so having sex but not having fun, ok i wanna be an immortal and not horny dad
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TheAnnoyingOrange5 months ago
Hey apple!
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cyborcat2 years ago
This question guessed what I was thinking after seeing the first one 💀
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21474836472 years ago
我都这么强了应该也就不那么在乎低级欲望了
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doyouhear_thewhistle3 months ago
no.
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Iamslowlyfollingyou2 years ago
Eternal Life means eternal suffering the endless abyss that is coming for us all equals atotality that is quite southeing the only people scared of death are those scared of wasting their life yet continueing to not change anything about it.
I was thinking "omg not immortality what if I want to die--" then Im like oh nvm. Also I'm 11 I don't do sex--
timfarmer7 months ago
why dont i change that :3
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meatloave2 years ago
People who say they're asexual aren't , they're unattractive with low self esteem.when you can't get at the grapes it's easier to dismiss them as being sour than it is to develop yourself into someone who can reach them. There is no such thing as an asexua...[Show full comment]
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