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You can teleport anywhere
but
Each time you teleport, you have to eat a cup of cow feces
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u_czy last year
大多时候不用不就好了,要用再用

sircluck 2 years ago
use in extreme emergencies only

C-Lange-2010 11 months ago
Might as well press it. It doesn't say you have to, so if you're in a really desperate situation, it would probably be worth it.

mpregtruther 2 years ago
mmmmm, yummers

TrackmasterGuy 10 months ago
I'm with you.

1168 last year
i can not use,but i must have

RyanMaximus 2 years ago
save the people i care in emergencies...

FormalEnderman10 last year
I can already teleport. And it doesn't cost me eating cow poop.

meatloave 2 years ago
A three quarter oz Dixie cup of cow shit that has been dried in a sterilizingly scorching hot oven and broken into 3small pieces and popped like aspirin.

ZuoWangDao 10 months ago
印度人狂喜

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago
no...

1116ss last year
好吃!

Thatonelesbianteen 7 months ago
Oh hell nah who is actually doing this

Dr_Seagull last year
bro听说过什么叫牛瘪火锅吗awa

creep1 2 years ago
Just walk :-)

S1nkkL 3 months ago
How big of a cup?

SINAKU last year
Will the eaten cow feces be teleported along with me? If not, then it's equivalent to not having eaten it.

FX-8320 last year
You only need to stay up late once and eat two lumps of cow dung to eliminate an enemy.

houheya 2 years ago
不用不就好了

smNJT 2 years ago
妈的真的有人会为了去一个地方而吃屎吗😨😨😨

5t5 2 years ago
那可是瞬移啊兄弟
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Genso_Kagami 2 months ago
能想出这个按钮的多半是三哥了

5t5 2 years ago
如果吃牛粪就可以马上去到想去的地方,那其实这个代价也还ok

AManOfCrispiness 2 years ago
You don't have to do it if you don't want to, but the ability to teleport seems useful in emergency situations.

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats evil and twisted and dark hero all might

FormalEnderman10 last year
I love how you never list the three words in the order of your name.
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meatloave 2 years ago
Teleport to a room where a superpower ring and a cash card with my name on it that can't be hacked,lost,stolen ect and has 1.5billion$ on it sitting on a table for me to take alongside one dry cup of petrified cow shit that's millions of years old and has ... [Show full comment]

Grognard28 2 years ago
Your creativity astounds me.
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