Will You Press The Button?

AnnaShadowWolf8 years ago

Wait!! I will learn the skill of never forgetting any skill I learn. GENIUS

gregsexy3 years ago

you my friend are stupid

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CypherJh3 years ago

become a master of not becoming a master of everything instantly

Justin Danner11 years ago

I AM A MASTER OF BREATHING! Wait, how do I do it again?

k3vinlast year

oh god

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die_dampfnudel4 years ago

I'll just become a teacher and theoretically explain it to everyone, so that everyone can profit from it

Ekrub4 years ago

Master incredibly specific things like "master the art of taking tomorrow"s history test" or "master the ability to design America"s next stealth fighter" then later you could master other specific tests or specific tasks in your job or whatnot.

Random_bisexual_guy4 years ago

I am the master of dying. Wait how do I do that again?

mebruh8 years ago

Then whats the point of even bothering

Sir_Suffer3 years ago

This is basically “remove one of your abilities” but with clickbait

Bubblybuttshitsalot8 years ago

I will gain the ability if perfect memory. Fight the power

miranda1238 years ago

you cant do that be cause you wont be able to do it for long

EleV5 years ago

Obviously yes. This is a one time thing, but you would never get to do it if you didnt press. If you do, at least you can do this once in case of an emergency

zaki434108 years ago

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Merr2 years ago

People who don’t turn off their lights when they sleep: I don’t have such weaknesses

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Timelypat7 years ago

I have no idea how to breathe.

Jordan Delgado11 years ago

What's the point?

Ant0nazz08 years ago

Thisrn .

Hessel Smit11 years ago

I would like to be able to please the love of my life once.

79_16_81_78 years ago

Master dying dramaticly

UrbleFurb8 years ago

OMG I CAN TALK *mmmmmmmmmm*

chennai948 years ago

Wait how do I breath?

PURPLE-n-EVIE8 years ago

Pffffttt what's the point then? I'd rather be normal then.

NoobtubeR6 years ago

Ive mastered the skill of forgetting

Professor Zoom9 years ago

How would I know what I can do until I use it? It would then be useless to me. Unless I don't use it to a "masterful degree".

SuperHumansUnlimited7 years ago

West of Loathing, much?

bazsi8 years ago

The ability to edit the buttons

Good God A Bear10 years ago

Well crap, I forgot how to breathe

SilverXeonic8 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

silverwind8 years ago

Just learn everything and use it when you get in trouble

Kittycatmax068 years ago

Thats stupid!!!!

DidjnoYT6 years ago

Dont use a skill unless its nessacary

gmmck48 years ago

Use them in life or death situations.

KingJamesNine7 years ago

Im the master of writing all my great ideas down super fast

CaptainSwaggerQueer9 years ago

It would be nice to forget that I am gay, sigh

mightycax8 years ago

master the skill of getting rid of downsides!!!!!

Call_me_Elli2 years ago

I CAN WALK PERFECTLY!!! Wait, Can anyone please get me a wheelchair?

Luke Halloran11 years ago

Would be a way to make some money, say teach someone to do something without doing it yourself and keep doing it like that. Just a thought.

WolfEch0987 years ago

Then you just don't stop using it?

AnyaSingh6 years ago

I want a photographic memory

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic8 years ago

Win-Win

Tararara8 years ago

Just be a master of making a billion dollars

xX_G0D_Xx8 years ago

learn the skill of gaining infinite power. Wipe the downside from existance

Loomer529 years ago

nTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe ...[Show full comment]

meowpeanutbutter7 years ago

I wanna be good at singing, I wanna be good at pop songs, I wanna be good at choir songs, I wanna be good at rap songs, I wanna be good at (etc. etc. music genre) I wanna be good at making musical sounds with my voice, I want to be good at performing with my voice. Not the *same* skill.

Fandomsaremylife41310 years ago

What's the point then?????

Fake-Pianist7 years ago

So basically I sleep once...I never sleep again. I'm immune from sickness once..I'm sick all the time. I eat once...I never eat again. I breath once...I never breath again. sOuNdS fUn

Migdin17 years ago

*learn it* i switched the words i was reading

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SilverXeonic8 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

Mr.MLGDoge8 years ago

Is diying a skill?

Rider8 years ago

What's the point if that?

rapidchief6 years ago

i will never be able to play video games

longbow18 years ago

i think thats cool because you can use it on your rivals but use many other ones

thecringequeen7 years ago

Naaaaaaaaah

Zacattac8 years ago

master of money making then when government questions me master of lying then i will be rich and truthful

Deadarrow9 years ago

You would forget how to breath and die

SilverXeonic8 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

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