You lead the human race into a new golden age,ending world hunger,stoping all human conflict and bringing forth free enegry,You are remembered forever as the hero of the human race.
but
All your friends,loved one and children with die a painful slow death one years after meeting you and you can no longer enjoy your hobbies
I will not


lh00008 years ago
wow dude to far! you can torture my children to death, you can torture me to death, but no one......... NO ONE... NO ONE MAKES ME NOT ENJOY MY HOBBIES!!!!!

Enel2 years ago
Lmao
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KillerCubePlays8 years ago
The human race needs saving, but the human race doesn't deserve being saved.

RGPZ6 years ago
Well Isnt The Human Raced Doomed Anyway According To GradeAUnderA
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De Tijminator8 years ago
If 1 person pressed the button the rest wont have to

Braiden_coker3 years ago
R/showerthoughts?
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Greatcat7 years ago
Bad grammar protects me!

H-O7 years ago
Guys 19994 others already saved the world so no need to sacrifice your self...

TechnoTato6 years ago
Just kill yourself then My Dude

YoungbloodSinner7 years ago
As an aromantic introvert who plans on having no kids, it was easy for me to press the button.

Ascarion1237 years ago
It says "with" not "will" so the sentence is invalid, and therfore nothing will happen to your loved ones. Typo=loophole=free hero status

Watermelonman7 years ago
But you cant enjoy your hobbies anyways.

Cxero6 years ago
GREATER GOOD

Mari Scaryface11 years ago
Fuck the human race man

damselindistress6 years ago
we"re bound to go extinct, fuck it! XD
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NHLic8 years ago
My hobby is spending money, so basically I'm so fucked up -_-

David Courtney11 years ago
For the greater GOOOOOOOOOD!!!

ththomas94 years ago
For the greater god*

Max Arenstein11 years ago
Sorry Magic: The Gathering is too important.

DJ_WolfBite8 years ago
Sounds like life would be boring.

DJ_WolfBite8 years ago
And I don't want people I know to die.

Elysia11114 months ago
很好的事件,我没有爱人、孩子、朋友,至于爱好,如果真的能做到的话,不享受也没关系(大不了我发展新的爱好呗)

Aeroon8 years ago
i dont know what to do

lh00008 years ago
wo wo wo! you can torture my children, you can torture my family, but no one

ThePaulDude3 years ago
Does this person not know how use a space bar or full stops?

weeabooguy8 years ago
the greater good

SNAPPEDLIME17 years ago
wtf no human conflict basically one person would rule the world because if there was no conflict you couldnt disagree

TheTechnoBot9 years ago
Make sure not to meet anyone you ever knew...

FarlandsExplorer7 years ago
What is enegry

zengameplay 8 years ago
That's a fucking yes bitches

WBGrock8 years ago
simple solution, have no friends.

swanfantasy6 years ago
NOT WORTH IT. HAHA TOO BAD HUMAN RACE!

Maggie10 years ago
Sorry, but I'm not gonna sacrifice my loved ones just to help billions of people I don't know. Idgaf if it sounds harsh.

CooledItLongAgo2 years ago
i won't press the button not because I have people I love very much, but because I don't

whitefang898 years ago
The world or my world, i would but my love for them is greater than the world, like the universe vs an ant

VelocityRaptor287 years ago
jokes on you, ive made them all immortal

Aneverydaygeek598 years ago
I hate conflict sooooo,sorry kids

BrbaraEugnia7 years ago
Sarcasm....

deviljhokirby5 years ago
I want to be remembered as a villian because i love watching people suffer, its gay if your a hero, in my opinion i just dont like being called a hero

Kaioto8 years ago
Hahaha say that to my mum

Loophole man8 years ago
I don't have hobbies, and will not favor any human over another at that point

runegod279 years ago
I like war though!

Watermelonman7 years ago
I dont wanna be "stoping" all human conflict.

TheFangSome137 years ago
F6

Eric_Hartman8 years ago
My friends suck

Nina9523 months ago
"you can no longer enjoy your hobbies" this broke me

WildKatGirl8 years ago
But I wanted free energy, not enegry...

MartinSoap3 years ago
if I will bring a golden age then we will discover the cure to death so all my loved ones will be save and fuvk hobbies

weeabooguy8 years ago
the greater good

CalvinZheng7 years ago
REALLY? Stopping all human conflict? But I love arguments! NO!

Master16 years ago
One years...

tydickson9 years ago
Ty Dickson

xXtheoneplayerXx8 years ago
I will do other things

temporarily-not-here7 years ago
Then I just won't meet them, and will probably kill myself :D

JK_X8 years ago
Killing my soul, basicly, so suecide YAY!!! *SNAPS NECK*

Tnell1236 years ago
MY ONLY HOBBY IS VIDEO GAMES. (well really it"s my main.. I like to draw.. play piano.. sing..read...etc)

Frankyboy10 years ago
its boring if only one person accomplishes all that ... make it a team effort and it will be so much nicer :)
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