You instantly end war, hunger, disease and poverty forever in the entire world, ushering the entire human race into a golden era of everlasting prosperity and well-being, and everyone will remember you forever as the greatest pillar of mankind that has ever been
but
you have to die in excruciating pain after long and unspeakable torture.
I will not


CrunchyNapkins8 years ago
Im coming to heaven Harambe Wait for me!!

KilluaGodSlayer6 years ago
First thing first: it does not say how long it takes for u to die (could be less than a sec). Second, it does not say WHEN u gotta die Results: A amazing future plus your a idol too everyone.
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ML2 years ago
ooh...

15shawt8 years ago
Why r u getting tortured if there is no war

TuroKK0075 years ago
Because every pharmaceutical company will go bankrupt
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naterbaterchickentater7 years ago
I mean like, I am not the only person on this app, which means somebody already pressed this button. Soooo.... yeah. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

Kelvingtsfan2 years ago
Ikr
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BartoTOS647 years ago
It"s for the greater good

Murderouspikachu6 years ago
If only i were a masochist

Yoshipresser3217 years ago
I am now Jesus if I press the button neat

dinojl6 years ago
Who are you, brave sir? I am... MECHA-JESUS!!
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QuintynWallace6 years ago
Thats the cost of being the hero. You don't get to see the end. You just put the parts into play and die. You know what you just gotta have faith. Ain't that a bitch.

TuroKK0075 years ago
Without war, hunger, disease and poverty there will be no natural selection and the planet gets uninhabitable because of overpopulation. So the golden age is a lie.

L1feDRAIN8 years ago
What a torture is it, if here is no war? Well, after a great life I will fall into a deep depress and suicide. DONE!

AidanWithAnA4 years ago
You are destined to die after a painful torture, there is no way to escape it.

zikry6 years ago
If i was the "Greatest pillar of Mankind" for EVERYONE than who would want to kill me?

TuroKK0075 years ago
The ex pharmaceutical companies

I-like-cheese6 years ago
The worlds supposed to end after that peace so it can’t be endless

Cocoacuphead6 years ago
But I like giving pain not receiving it

You-said6 years ago
I'm gonna go to heaven bios yes wait for meh GodNot a bad person

Gamingmonkey6 years ago
It"s doing a favour for the world it"s kindness

Sharks887 years ago
What would jesus do ? Probably he would say fuck this shit and go to mcdonalds

TeamKobus27 years ago
Wait. How do i get tortured if theres no war, and if i am seen as the hero, why do people hate me?

TeamKobus27 years ago
Who else would torture a hero?
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Mexican_ninja8 years ago
wait it said it will give everybody a heart of gold but id die from torture

Somerandomwizard6 years ago
Some people are two selfish. I’m three selfish

jarron3157 years ago
you die in paaannn

Murderouspikachu6 years ago
Sure you may end THESE problems, but there are still more. End war you still have hate,hunger; capitalism dissease; overpopulation, poverty; greed. Sexism, racicim, religious intolerance are your other hurdles your jumping here. Then theres slavery, elitis...[Show full comment]

squiebs7 years ago
Why are you being tortured if there is no war....? This contradicts itself...

javixdxd8 years ago
Then i will kill justin bieber, and nobody will stop me because i'm inmortal

THAT_ONE_SAD_GUYlast year
Add in Harambe and you got yourself a deal!

Birdswag293 years ago
Screw humanity

JEFFABLEFF7 years ago
im so selfish...

MN Outlaw8 years ago
Hate to be a debby downer but to end all war you would have to unite the world under one banner. And destroy and kill people to achieve this. Even after that their will always be someone that will fight

Ry456 years ago
Honestly I don’t really see down side

EpicDragon68797 years ago
I will be the most wonderful individual on Earth! One day I will be known for my selflessness. But for now, I'll just press buttons.

gamersmams2 years ago
so I'm Jesus?

bobthebogan6 years ago
die, but fix everything? am i a suicidal all powerful all fixing bob the builder god?

Castiellikestoboop8 years ago
*SLaMs BUTToN* SAM AND DEAN HERE I COME

somerandomguy217 years ago
In this Reaction Time Episode I reacted to some hilarious teacher student fails where the student is being a smart ass and the teacher responds in the best way.

Flintbolt6 years ago
Nope fuck that

CmerKid6 years ago
as long as i help...

LazotepLazarus4 months ago
You need to switch those around

Icefox20018 years ago
Fuuuuuuccckkk I was so ready until I read the last part... Screw it. I AM SLAMMING THAT BUTTON

Schplexus3 years ago
If I weren't to be remembered I"d press the button. But being remembered is too much of a downside.

NoahPencille7 years ago
Eh why not... might as well I wanna die in a badass way and from what I"ve been told fornicating with an active volcano would not work for a multitude of reasons

Samoht-856 years ago
Everyone love me, but they torture me, that doesn't work.

Samoht-856 years ago
Peace=Torture? WTF

Hitamory8 years ago
#kaneki

Hitamory8 years ago
Except he kinda failed to save everyone

cyguy7 years ago
i am jesus

Cinnble6 years ago
DANGIT CURSE MY SELFLESSNESS!!! *slams button* GOODBYE WORLD!!!!

fishe2 years ago
overpopulation

Beauty1018 years ago
I'm coming for you freckled Jesus

thatfluffykarkitty8 years ago
take one for da team

Niggerswitch6 years ago
I get tourture i thougt it was peas

I LOOK AT U8 years ago
y de hel not

Z0m41e6 years ago
Found u

Killzone3376 years ago
If u qay jes to never die way not

Cdt09257 years ago
Jesus 2.0
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