you never have to do math again
but
every time you see a calculator you have to write a three page essay
I will not


MariBearFlare8 years ago
ill just write a three page fanfiction essay

87Oscar878 years ago
My writing is big.

JL17766 years ago
It doesn’t say what the essay has to be about.... *aggresively writes a three page essay on why Loki didn’t die in Infinity War*

That_One_Weird_Wolf3 years ago
*aggressively writes a three page essay on every single adventure Han Solo went on in Star Wars*

dylanthebuttonpresser3 years ago
i would just call calculators math machines

MrStArKiDoNtFeElSo-3 years ago
ctrl+c ctrl+v

That_One_Weird_Wolf3 years ago
just grab three pages of paper, write "a three" on the first, "page" on the second, and "essay" on the third. #loophole

That_One_Weird_Wolf3 years ago
OK so i know i posted this 4 weeks ago, but imma still relpy. to myself. anyway would you only have to write an essay if you see a calculator? if so English class would be a breeze

evybye778 years ago
Math sucks AND I love writing essays:) Yay!

Timix1006 years ago
Didenne why do you think so?
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Kevin Tubridy11 years ago
math is fun, writing an essay is a pain in the ass. lose-lose

SftubeXZ2 years ago
Ur right
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Theamazo6 years ago
Does it say what the essay has to be about?

KropsyLop7 years ago
Ehhhhh?!

5Marrrrria7 years ago
It depends... what would the essay be about?

Migdin17 years ago
Why would i do that! I love math and hate writing, and even thosd who love writing and hate math, they will get bored off all the times you see a calculator and have to write, and if you think math is hard use a calculator!

NovaJ7218 years ago
I think there is mistake in meth word, tho...

Loophole man8 years ago
You're on meth

Mariam Kore11 years ago
My sis said that every time she sees a calculator, she'll just get a piece of paper out and write "a three page essay". Simple.

rinacerous9973 years ago
Big brain
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Jaydon Smuin11 years ago
When do I ever see a calculator.

poseidon.rjk8 years ago
on your phone

Dom Hillman11 years ago
Math is everywhere; and it's easy.

Stephen Libby11 years ago
English<Math...

Mr. Mario8 years ago
Gah! yet another 1 of my nemisises...es.....es.... es.

Álainn Féileacáin11 years ago
I love writing

firewaffle8 years ago
MATH ROCK BITCHES

AnIncrediblyFatMan7 years ago
Too much effort. Math is faster.

786mike8 years ago
i love math

vampireslayer1978 years ago
Math mental abuse to humans

sonhol7 years ago
il get a paid essey writen for me it dident specify me writeing it by myself so go online and copy one and then just tpe a single letter keeep doing that on your phone when you see a calc

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
math is easy for me, so weak upside

DestopLine5558 years ago
Me gustan las matematicas (si, se que es raro)

Migdin17 years ago
I like math and hate writing, and i love calculators, this is a lose-lose

Migdin17 years ago
I dont hate writing, but i dont want to write that much
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sidewalk-toaster9 years ago
copy an essay of the internet use that every time

halo miner niner8 years ago
you wont have to see a calculator because no math

Stapler90876 years ago
Im still in school i see a calculator every day

killer 8 years ago
Blind fold your self and destroy all the calculators

Atroxiti2 years ago
Just write in the largest font possible

Chaotic Chris8 years ago
Doesn't say it has to be a proper essay. Just right a bunch of ANDs. In comic sans. XD

Gdjsb6 years ago
About what exactly it doesn't specify so it doesn't matter right

saifeldin8 years ago
i can do math but don't write 3 essays

OtakuTealChinchilla8 years ago
I'll just never look at calculators 😂

MohamadMogharbel7 years ago
Spam A for your essay. No one said it was graded.

BrendanCross7 years ago
No one said it was typed either

dickbuttforever8 years ago
I ain't got no problem with math

sayomina008 years ago
Common Core is terrible. Writing is beautiful

LREchoise5 years ago
I love math and i love writing essays

crazydude998 years ago
I'm fine with math

Cinnamini8 years ago
Press the button then gouge out my eyes :T

Timix1006 years ago
But i hate both of them

pokemon1236798 years ago
for people that pressed the button and don`t like both but prefer essay`s over maths never look at a calculator

DerpyKitten7 years ago
I wrote an essay not to long ago, it just wasn't 3 pages. I like math and writing but I"d rather do math then have tired fingers 20 minutes later.

DerpyKitten7 years ago
MazMeowmam everyone has different preferences, I just don't want my fingers to ache for 20 freaking minutes
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Nour9 years ago
I'LL MADE MY HANDWRITING REALLY BIG!

JamesFitzgerald6 years ago
Brun all Calculators!!!

Raba8 years ago
I'm better in writinh than I am in math.. Give me that button ^^

Raba8 years ago
And I made a mistake.. Yeah xD

no one important8 years ago
whrite it on a computer and makes the words fit on three pages

darkhunteress1210 years ago
YES does any one no what math STANDS for? No? well here let me help u out its stands for Mental Abuse To Humans

oSlowlast month
I am a math major... I wonder how my job would look like if I pressed this.
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