Will You Press The Button?

235x012 days ago

Just say you are not willing to tell them because you can't lie

Ruby_Slippers8 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt3 years ago

Lol

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nulily8 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi4637 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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lifehacker4206 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer2 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT6 months ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

Abirra7 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

CoasterKing7 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

Rhett Overbay11 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

...Loading...8 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist6 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin8 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC6 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy018 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod8 years ago

spoke to me

Misla118 years ago

so i become the bible's god

FinleyRS6 years ago

Some things are better kept under a tight lid, like something you were told to keep top secret, by a friend or even the government.

Mathew Campbell11 years ago

"Do you have a note for being off?" "No" "Why not!?!" "Cause it's too personal" "Excuse me?" "I was seeing if I caught aids... from your MUM?"

BambieTheButtonSlapper7 years ago

I lie too much to want to do that.

vampireslayer1978 years ago

So I can't fuck with people just for the fun of it

CN_KangShuoxi3 months ago

Reverse wall-facer:D

Gellivar3 years ago

Где недостатки?

hEX029 years ago

wait... life imprisonment... forever locked up for ONE CRIME!!!

Kirishima_Eijirou7 years ago

I'm already brutally honest so

Doge4208 years ago

To be honest dying and lying is bad

trumpsucks7 years ago

Yay it rhymes!

christian W8 years ago

Kinda like when the 11th doctor was on trensalor but he almost died but the daleks messed up ............they told him the rules!

Edwardonut_the_goofer5 years ago

Upside?

suddenflame5710 years ago

Permanent honesty and immortality? What's the downside?

Death's Reaver8 years ago

or could i?

Wolf_Human6 years ago

Lying is a bad thing So I pressed ot

Liam Costanzo11 years ago

That would be amazing

Ninjanate11237 years ago

I hate this dont even make stupid ones like this

KayGamer7 years ago

Lying 4 life

button8 years ago

lolololollollol

liocool_20132 years ago

2 VERY genius and good things? YESSIR

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SwordsmanKirito8 years ago

Girlfriend: Do you love me? You: Uhhh... No? Girlfriend: Oh, what a shame you can't die, but you still feel the pain!

randomstranger1233 years ago

some 10 year old "are you immortal" me bish i am freaking immortal

Warren Galloway9 years ago

A flaw in this... Lying is not a physical thing, it's a physiological... LOOPHOLE!

sonic77787 years ago

There are ways for you to deceive other without actually lying, see Doc Scratch from Homestuck

Look4thestars6 years ago

Where is the upside?

Nick Mesut Wilson11 years ago

They should be the other way round

usoutlaw7 years ago

i would get very cocky or wear a sign saying "Warning i can not lie"

Cool Dude (YouTuber)8 years ago

I could sleep in space on a these space bags HA! im not lying!

FortyWithaUlast month

Where is the upside?

AntonyCraft 758 years ago

they didn't say incapable of white lying

DaQueenOfMeows6 years ago

What is the good side of this???

Sign_up3 years ago

Wheres the upside?

MrHChase9 years ago

But I want to die one day.... No upside..

Turetheee7 years ago

Stop trying to lie for ever num

affect128 years ago

what if you can't talk

Suprise_Buttsecks7 years ago

i see no upside...

Reptyl2328 years ago

No no no no no no no no no no no no no

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